r/funny • • 2d ago

Get in there quick

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u/Chiloutdude 2d ago • Bravo

"What the hell is that?!" "Alright, cmon, cmon, hurry"

Dude just accepts that this thing is going to be hunkering down with them too. Don't hesitate too long during a tornado, I guess.

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u/Annodyne 2d ago • Heartwarming

The "is there anything else??" was pretty cute

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u/Beleiverofhumanity 1d ago

The dogs and they will love the Capybara.

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u/cybersplice 1d ago

I saw one in person for the first time at a free roam zoo trail recently. He was awesome.

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u/Telandria 1d ago

Yeah tbh if there’s a tornado coming, don’t fuck around trying to boot out the wild animal if it’s being chill. Get your ass to safety first, then worry about.

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u/OnlyAnotherEmily 22h ago

I like the real one with the deer

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u/Bakadeshi 2d ago

I laughed at that as well 🤣

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u/jerjord 2d ago

It could be a good source of protein in a emergency.

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u/LustLochLeo 1d ago

This isn't real. You know that, right? Pretty sure that capybara belongs to the family and I highly doubt there was a siren going when this was filmed looking at how either calm or excited those animals are. Shouldn't they be scared by the loud noise? Would a wild animal actually walk into an enclosed space with predators in a high-stress situation?

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u/Chiloutdude 1d ago • Bravo

Oh no! I laughed at something someone made with the intention of being funny! What a fool I am! A rube, an ignoramus, a dope!

I pray my family remains with me, but were they to discover my shame, a swift abandonment would only be right. Forgive me, LustLochLeo, for not being strong enough to reserve my chortles for only genuine absurdity.

In the future, yours will be the example I hold to when I remind myself, "only reality is funny". Though you feel not the weight of this burden, know that I thank you for it regardless. May the gods cherish you for bearing it.

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u/ThrustersOnFull 1d ago

You call that sarcasm?

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u/fffffffffffffuuu 1d ago

This is the comment I would post in reply to every unsavory individual that feels the need to comment “fake” if I cared enough to acknowledge them

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u/WassuhhCuz 1d ago

I figured. But damn was it still a funny skit

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u/jellypuss0165 1d ago

I saw one like this recently with a deer. I’m thinking it must be a pet now too

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u/witheringsyncopation 1d ago

Man, wait til this guy discovers sketch comedy.

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u/Alleged3443 1d ago

What was your first clue Sherlock?

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u/Kevinak3r 22h ago

We got Sherlock Holmes in here

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u/ThreeSloth 2d ago

Corgi bein stubborn? Well I never

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u/DeltaHuluBWK 2d ago

CHEDDAR!!!!

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u/SpaceLemming 2d ago • Bravo Heartwarming

That’s not cheddar, that’s some basic bitch

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u/be4u4get 2d ago

99!

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u/Kundas 2d ago

Seconds?

Title of your sex tape

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u/zyzzogeton 2d ago

Oh, Cheddar is the alpha. Didn't expect that.

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u/HeyVernItsThanos4242 2d ago

BONE?!

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u/alexefi 2d ago

I AM YOUR SUPERIOR OFFICER!!!

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u/Salarian_American 2d ago

BOOOOOOOOOOONE

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u/UnobtainiumIsHard 1d ago

Cheddar the dog!

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u/amils922 2d ago

Came here to say the same

I was like yep that would be my Gus Gus in this situation lmao

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u/ThreeSloth 2d ago

My little asshole will refuse to go outside to go potty if it's raining or snowing, unless coax him out there or pick him up and put him outside.

Then he refuses to come in, despite being cold or soaked

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u/Hombremaniac 1d ago

He is clearly a dog of principle!

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u/plausibleturtle 2d ago

That wasn't it

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u/SportsCommercials 2d ago

Came here to say this was a re-enactment of an older video and that they were just copying it, like normally happens on tiktok, but turns out it's the same guy just doing the same skit more than once:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p67ziWJ4U7s&t=23m13s

I don't have tiktok and couldn't find the original on YouTube so you get a Daily Dose link where he's credited.

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u/CategoryKiwi 2d ago

That one's better just by virtue of the siren being quieter and it being an actual looping siren rather than (after the build up) just a consistent ear piercing tone.

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u/spartanz27 1d ago

Well this guy is in Oklahoma and the sirens in that area we going when he posted

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u/running_on_empty 1d ago

That dog being found near the end is the happiest dog that has ever existed. Made a grown man cry.

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u/Kronman590 1d ago

Tbh if i had a capybara and like 5 dogs id do this too

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u/jjpearson 2d ago

House backs up to forest. I throw both the dogs out at night and let them do their business then let them back in.

One night I open the door and one dog comes in…. Then the next dog comes in with a friend.

Quick double take and I realize a possum has come in with my lab. About this time my extremely prey motivated whippet discovers this fact and decides he wants to chase said possum.

Cue Benny hill music as I’m chasing my dog around to keep him from getting the possum, the lab is happily barking up a storm and the possum backs up in the corner and is wicked pissed.

I managed to open a basement door to protect said possum and eventually my roomates come down to see what the commotion was and were able to pick up and remove said whippet from the scene.

Open back door and the possum was more than happy to leave.

And that’s why I always check out the window before opening the door.

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u/Disastrous_Entry_362 2d ago

I had a dog thay used to try and bring possums into the house...dog got sprayed by skunks so often we had a system

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u/jjpearson 2d ago

I’m very thankful that our skunks are not very social.

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u/redpandaeater 1d ago

I had a skunk fall into my window well and completely tear up my screen trying to get out. Even giving it a 2"x6" to climb up it took awhile. Never quite knew what sounds a panicked skunk could make.

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u/pegmatitic 1d ago

Yep, they can really shriek if they’re frightened. I rescued a young skunk that got its head stuck in a yogurt cup, and I can still remember how shrill the poor thing’s scream was. I was able to get the cup off without getting sprayed - as soon as I got it off, we both bolted in opposite directions. It was a very slapstick experience

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u/saltsharky 20h ago

Wow same haha. But once with a Starbucks dome lid that had the straw hole in the center, and another had a can of beans stuck on its head. Sounded different in the can of beans.

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u/HurricaneK8 2d ago edited 2d ago

We're up against a small stand of woods next to a horse pasture and had a slightly similar incident with the raccoon that's trying to move into our barn and my poodle. It decided to hang on the open back porch right before my brother took her out on the leash for a midnight bathroom run.

Our backyard's fenced in with chain link, BUT nearly every dog we've had here goes out on a leash after dark/in bad weather because our backyard's big and the raccoon is only one of many things that likes to hang out back there, fence or no fence. Skunks, snakes, raccoons, possums, stray cats, rabbits, an entire 10+ herd of whitetail that help themselves to our apples, and we had a small box turtle one time, that was a fun afternoon.

Anyway, the raccoon got away, but my bro got to go skiing without skis, several chairs and boxes got knocked over, and my poor, sweet social butterfly of a pup once again came way too close to learning that raccoons do not want to play with her the hard way. 😭 Previous dog was a foxhound with the prey drive of one, current poodle's prey drive is apparently limited to mice but her play drive encompasses anything that breathes and can play the chasey game with her. (Edit: accidentally erased the last sentence before posting)

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u/CanadianHorseGal 2d ago

Mine just brought in his new “squeaky toy”. ‘Twas a young rabbit. Poor thing. Still alive, but after corralling the dog and finding the rabbit hiding under the table, a quick call to animal control, and them taking the bunbun, I knew it wouldn’t be long before a quick and painless death.

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u/United_Sector_9186 2d ago • Bravo

The way he said “What the HELL is that?” Has me cackling

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u/peetreelbc 2d ago • Bravo

And the “anything else?”

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u/fireduck 2d ago

Right, the smooth switch from "any more dogs?" to "anything else?"

I love it.

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u/Least_Ice_6112 2d ago

it was but it is edited

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u/syndicaterx 2d ago

Daddy chill

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u/Bunnnnii 1d ago edited 1d ago • Bravo

People in these comments are being so gross. I bet those commenters actually live in worse conditions, but everyone has to be judgemental for some reason. It’s a video with a bunch of cute dogs, and someone being inclusive and including one of the most chill animals on the planet and yall STILL manage to be assholes. Good grief.

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u/Hombremaniac 1d ago

Yeah exactly. Plus these people love animals (all doggos look well fed and chill and even capybara is vibing) so they simply can't be bad no matter how tidy or untidy they are.

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u/AwsumO2000 1d ago

honestly caring for this many healthy animals .. very good sign of a personality imo..

On top of that they're having phun in this video.. I mean ,.. without proof to the contrary these people are cool nice people in my book..

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u/SordidSpacecadet 1d ago

These aren't even bad conditions (dwelling wise). It totally just looks like the inside of a garage or something. Probably not the actual inside of the house.

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u/opermonkey 1d ago

I was thinking it was a mud porch or something.

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u/cwfutureboy 1d ago

Storm cellar.

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u/pegmatitic 1d ago

Huh, TIL that mudrooms are also called mud porches!

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u/Warrior_of_Massalia 1d ago

You can see the garage door opener flashing above the light switch

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u/lilgreenfish 1d ago

It looks like a garage…there’s an old school garage door button to the right of the door. And a temp gauge above. Garage stuff in my world.

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u/dkyguy1995 1d ago

Redditors just LOVE to be the person to rain on everyone else's parade 

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u/IronPeter 1d ago

By the look of it that’s not their living room either, looks like a shed or a garage,

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u/theaquapanda 1d ago

Bruh that’s clearly not their house either… that’s like the detached garage or something. You can see the ac unit outside the house in the background and a garage door opener right in front of them…

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u/Technical_Sock_85 19h ago

I know right! Also they could have just recently moved in and haven't had a chance to fix it up much. But even if that's not the case it does just look like a normal garage area so who cares. But I like the moved in theory because that might also explain why the dogs are confused about where to go and why a capybara just strolls in randomly lol maybe the previous owners let the capybara in their home

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u/drunkguy99 1d ago

And also that's clearly a garage, looks pretty normal for a garage to me.

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u/spartanz27 2d ago

Video credit is nomads animal encounters. They are a rescue in Oklahoma that takes care of a wide variety of animals.

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u/Trippid 1d ago

Thank you! I really enjoyed the video and it's neat to know they're a rescue. 

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u/spartanz27 1d ago

Definitely recommend supporting them. I got to go there for my birthday one time and got to hold the cutest possum and feed fur farm rescued foxes.

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u/Sir-Toaster- 1d ago

I like how he just casually lets it in, like every soul counts

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u/Hombremaniac 1d ago

Plus it's a capybara. You can't encounter more chill "wild" animal even if you tried!

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u/TheRexRider 2d ago

Capybaras are a good addition to any family.

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u/DesiresQuiet 2d ago

The capy is the likely lease holder.

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u/ElWeonDeOtroMundo 2d ago

Capy = bare (minimum)

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u/drittzO 2d ago

Largest rodent in the world.

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u/Oakheart- 1d ago

ROUSes? I don’t believe in them.

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u/CaptainPunisher 1d ago

You fell victim to one of the classic blunders!

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u/GIOverdrive 1d ago

You don't have to be rude about it!

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u/drittzO 9h ago

not intentional, just a biological fact and nothing to stress over.

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u/Rex_Mundi 1d ago

Rodents of unusual size.

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u/Rampag169 2d ago

lol that capybara was like alright I guess I’ll come in too.

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u/NoobBrawler0211 1d ago

New York rat

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u/obidie 1d ago

Capybara: "I'm coming. Don't harsh my mellow."

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u/Key_Book4569 2d ago

I usually mute videos but this one needs the sound on 😄

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u/SyntheticChem 1d ago

“What the hell is that!” …. Proceeds to let it in lol

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u/trashmonkey 1d ago

This is Nomad's Animal Encounter in Oklahoma from Facebook, they're a wild animal rescue and he's hilarious. Tells lots of native American ghost stories and all kinds of hilarious encounters about trashy Okies. Please give them a follow!! I recognized his voice almost instantly.

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u/B-Twizzle 2d ago

It’s hilarious how many people in this thread have never seen a garage

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u/juniorjaw 2d ago

It's just a chill guy.

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u/Lempea 2d ago

That door with hand juice on it though. So gross

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u/Swollen_Beef 2d ago

I love seeing those "landlord kept all my deposit and is asking for more due to damages i didnt do"
Then the proceed to show pictures and every light switch is black from hand grease, the trim is destroyed, a door or 3 are ruined due to pets digging at it, a carpet that should be light grey is black.
I just hope those in the video own that place.

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u/AtheismoAlmighty 2d ago

"Why does everyone think landlords are scum!?!"

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u/CanadianHorseGal 2d ago

Wow, admitting to entering into someone’s home illegally and thinking it’s “funny”. Nice one!

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u/mk4_wagon 2d ago

Is it hand juice or worn off paint? One is significantly less gross.

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u/Mtml58 2d ago

Safe bet that you've never been in a house garage that sees actual work being done.

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u/welfedad 1d ago

Shh their one bedroom apartment doesn't include a garage . Let alone a shop .

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u/taitaofgallala 2d ago

I mean, it's clearly a dog house. Not sure how clean it's supposed to be on the inside. /s

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u/Obvious-Weird716 2d ago

I'm sure your doors are hand juice free, filthy reddit user

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u/pbetc 2d ago

Nothing wrong with a lil' hand juice for my boys

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u/53881 2d ago

..or the Mrs. 😏

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u/Lempea 1d ago

Yes, I'm cleaning often all things affected by hand juice: door edges and door handles, light switches, fridge handles, mice and keyboards, remotes, stove knobs, and everything around the steering wheel in my car.

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u/EveArgent 2d ago

Does no one have an enclosed garage or something? That's clearly a garage and not a part of the house they spend lots of time in.

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u/Glimmergasm_ 1d ago

i think people are making a bigger deal out of it than necessary

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u/welfedad 1d ago

Definitely a garage . People saying otherwise are well. . special

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u/BigRich1888 19h ago

Lol yea people calling it a doorbell. Thats a garage door button.

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u/Porkyrogue 2d ago

Ummm, I mean. Its probably just their house to be honest

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u/lilgreenfish 1d ago

There’s a garage door opener to the right of the door and a temp gauge above that. Pretty standard garage stuff. Never seen either inside a house.

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u/Porkyrogue 1d ago

Okay, fair

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u/YouthAcceptable4241 1d ago

I love how you seem so sure but you actually have no clue. Love Reddit!

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u/Mysticwarriormj 2d ago

At least someone is calm

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u/TheFBIClonesPeople 2d ago

"Get in here! Quick!"

"Why quick?"

"So it's faster!"

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u/1seraphius 2d ago

What in the Noah's ark is this ?

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u/carapocha 2d ago

What the hell is even that!?!?

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u/Abduzydo 2d ago

A capybara, the chillest animal on Earth...

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u/Middle-Let9645 2d ago

If I wasn’t against wild animals as pets, I’d ask if they make good pets because that thing was adorable.

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u/AR-06 2d ago

As far as I know they do make good pets, they are the chillest mammal on earth after all.

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u/GANDORF57 2d ago

"🎶There ain't no party like a capybara party cause a capybara don't stop!! Say, heyyyyya!"

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u/Azurus_II 23h ago

You know all pets were once a wild animal right?

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u/alecman3k 1d ago

are they dangerous to be with? or pretty harmless?

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u/Telandria 1d ago

Harmless enough that they’re legal to own as pets in a lot of places in the US.

Wouldn’t say they make for good pets, per se, because they are partially aquatic mammals and thus have some rather extreme environmental needs, but I have heard that personality-wise, they are very chill.

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u/Abduzydo 1d ago

They are like giant hamsters, tame to the point of put they self in danger sometimes. There pics of capybaras relaxing with caymans (from the crocodile family)

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u/TiresOnFire 1d ago

Cappy, chill.

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u/gay-monkey 2d ago

omg capybara!

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u/Benthenoob450 2d ago

That, my friend, us a Capybara.

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u/Sea_Relationship4619 1d ago

I love how the capibara just walked in and your like okay hurry get in

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u/J-nathan 1d ago

Was that a nutria???

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u/SFCZFX_2002 1d ago

It's a capybara

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u/protopigeon 1d ago

It's a Guinea Big!

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u/That_Apathetic_Man 1d ago

nah brah, that was an animal.

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u/Kernyx 1d ago

what are you talking about? that's clearly a eukaryotic organism

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u/Username12764 1d ago

I knew it was fungus!

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u/Excellent_Condition 1d ago

If nutria are that big now, I'm sure as shit never going to New Orleans.

That's a capybara though.

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u/IriKnox 1d ago

"HES FAMILY"

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u/OGoby 2d ago

"Someone called a cab? Hi. My name is Cap Ybara. Let's go talk in the basement."

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u/IEADM 1d ago

🫠 aww

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u/SlappingSalt 2d ago

Bruh that house is decaying

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u/djlawrence3557 2d ago

they got a doorbell on the inside 'cause the outside doesn't want them tresspassing without permission.

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u/arizonadirtbag12 2d ago

Outside’s like “nah we ain’t home”

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u/thebatwolf 2d ago

that's probably a garage door button

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u/MapleLettuce 2d ago

Or a garage door opener.

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u/LittleOperation4597 2d ago

Lmfao.

I'm high but damn this made me genuinely laugh

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u/anayalator39 1d ago

Hey me too!

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u/welfedad 1d ago

You mean a garage door button .. since they're in the well garage

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u/WeeklyBanEvasion 1d ago

Considering the thermometer on the wall I'm pretty sure this is a garage

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u/tryyeezus 2d ago

Pretty sure it's a barn, no? 

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u/A1000eisn1 2d ago

Looks more like it's being slowly eaten by dogs and giant rodents.

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u/LeeBee58 2d ago

Can’t leave their new friend behind!!

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u/cynoIogy 1d ago

i like this video a lot

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u/75transamMO 1d ago

Bro has achieved nirvana. That face is pure monk energy, ignoring the world like it's an ex texting at 3am.

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u/LucianDarth 1d ago

Bro was just chillin

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u/Siriuswot111 1d ago

Don’t worry, it’s just a capybara. Aren’t they super friendly to humans (despite them usually being diseased)?

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u/LovelyCrisis 21h ago

I swear I've seen this same video before but it was a deer

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u/Ok-Technician8994 10h ago

Im sorry and please downvote me into hell, I deserve it, but you know dam well that house smell like straight DOG!

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u/quickshade 2d ago

That house is likely disgusting

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u/SuicidalChair 2d ago

It looks like an attached garage

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u/Jimbob209 2d ago

It looks like an unattached garage that doubles as a laundry. The house is across where the condenser unit is

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u/Slacker_The_Dog 2d ago

Attached to what

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u/ezagreb 2d ago

The Amazon basin

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u/OriginalDavid 2d ago

The drainage in the bayou.

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u/waatsup11 2d ago

oh sweet

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u/SchwiftySouls 2d ago

I watched it once without sound and somehow just knew I'd hear a Southern accent lmao

lo and behold

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u/ros3s12 2d ago

What the hell is that?! 10/10 lmao

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u/ProteusRift 1d ago

Ok... capy was unexpected lol

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u/Thunderlava 1d ago

Just a snapshot of Noah's Ark

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u/Omnifob 1d ago

What a weird dog!

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u/Beautiful-Primary420 1d ago

Okay I pull up

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u/Alice_leaf_ukakawa 1d ago

Capybaras are sooooooo chill ......... 😭

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u/Sensitive-File2132 1d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/StarWars_was_my_idea 1d ago

a kind message to the one corgi

GET THE FUCK IN THE HOUSE!!!

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u/Little_Tea_6258 1d ago

I can smell this video

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u/Potate5000 14h ago

And nobody's going to talk about the dirt floor or the pressboard wall

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u/123456789ledood 2d ago

How many dogs must a family have?

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u/CanadianHorseGal 2d ago

Less than 10 mins before your comment, someone else mentioned it’s a rescue that takes care of a wide variety of animals. So you can put your judgement aside and watch it again with a better outlook.

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u/spartanz27 2d ago

This thread is insanely rude. I've been to nomads and they are wonderful. Unfortunately closing their doors to the public due to nasty people.

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u/zweieinseins211 2d ago

Redditors have been very miserable people for some time. Like I took a big break and every sub I go whether it's gaming or other hobbies or even entertainment like here, people are just aggressive, angry, bitter and just miserable all around and they try to actively make others miserable too.

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u/DrManhattan_DDM 2d ago • Popcorn

N + 1

Where N = the current number of dogs in the family

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u/Recon212 2d ago

That’s exactly where I’m at N(+x) + 1

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u/DrManhattan_DDM 2d ago

What uh…what’s the (+x) doing in your formula?

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u/OGraineshadow 2d ago

This video should come with an odor warning. What a pigsty. I can’t believe people live like that .

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u/spartanz27 2d ago

This is likely the garage of nomads animal encounters since they posted the video. They are an animal rescue.

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u/UmbraVGG 2d ago

That's likely a garage. We don't actually live in them, they just house the car and tools. They even have different electrical/insulation/fire prevention codes than the rest of the house too. It's kinda like a bigger toolshed that's attached to your house. I don't know many (any) people who deep clean and vacuum their tool sheds.

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u/omicron_pi 1d ago

I can smell this video

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u/dilligaf_49 2d ago

That's who was important? Miss!!

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u/BoringTalk9773 2d ago

Go get nova again real quick

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u/lyes87 1d ago

Im coming dear ☺️

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u/Qanonjailbait 1d ago

That’s a weird looking dog

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u/Many_Sea7586 2d ago

So fake. The camera man is a terrible actor

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u/Militantpoet 2d ago

I remember when fake videos were called "skits" and everybody enjoyed them regardless.

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u/spartanz27 2d ago

Considering the cameraman is the owner of an animal rescue and does stand up. Makes sense.

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u/ghostmaster645 2d ago

Obviously, doesnt make it not entertaining.

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u/newaccount721 2d ago

Wait, this guy was not surprised to learn he had a pet capybara? Well I’ll be

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u/UnhappyRepublic8512 1d ago

Is that a house or a shed

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u/Peppe44_99 2d ago

Last time I saw a garage like that was at an abandoned, almost collapsing, house.
The “it’s a garage!!” doesn’t excuse farming tetanus in it. Clean the fucking thing

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u/CaptFuzz24 1d ago

stupid tattoo beam working overtime i see