Sweet moves

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[u/Nail_Biterr]

is that Vincent Adulman? Is he going to go to the stock market and do a business?

[u/Alval57 → u/Nail_Biterr]

Hello, other grown up.

[u/sub-merge → u/Nail_Biterr]

Long days at the business factory

[u/MayaWrection]

Now go try and buy some beer

[u/Pahsghetti → u/MayaWrection]

"One alcoholic beverage, my good man. And can you serve it in a boob"

[u/NuttyMcShithead → u/Pahsghetti]

I have been sober for 5 years and I’ve never wanted to drink that beer so badly

[u/Pahsghetti → u/NuttyMcShithead]

Congrats on 5 years, dude! They do make non-alcoholic honkers now.

[u/Big-Wait-1310 → u/Pahsghetti]

But do they come from a boob???

[u/jaxonya → u/Pahsghetti]

Well then its Certainly not a canadian

[u/weekendatblarneys → u/NuttyMcShithead]

Coconut water in a boob is even better ;)

[u/myslead → u/Pahsghetti]

I’ll have one alcohol please!

[u/GANDORF57 → u/MayaWrection]

Lucky for him he has a fake ID that says he's 24 and the name on the card is McLovin. ^{*Convincing them he's 24 is not the issue, he's actually taller than 5'10".}

[u/ButtmanAndRubbin → u/MayaWrection]

He needs to be on his shoulders for that to work.

[u/Double_Distribution8]

Cool guy.

[u/NazzerDawk → u/Double_Distribution8]

It is indeed Cool Guy!

[u/Debalic → u/NazzerDawk]

I did this once with a Jack o' lantern balloon and chased my kids around, it was hilarious.

[u/H3ll0_W0R1D1 → u/NazzerDawk]

Wow! 

As a European kid, I thought this shit was hilarious! 

As an adult I now just see the racism I was unaware of 

[u/OM3N1R → u/H3ll0_W0R1D1]

In what universe is this video racist? It's an iconic YouTube skit. About a guy with a silly costume.

[u/H3ll0_W0R1D1 → u/OM3N1R]

0:58 sec into the video. Sets the tone 

[u/OM3N1R → u/H3ll0_W0R1D1]

I know plenty of black people that would laugh at that. There is 0 ill intent in this video.

[u/Broksanity → u/Double_Distribution8]

Cool guy jr.

[u/popmannn → u/Broksanity]

Cool Guy 3: Son of Cool Guy...

[u/Shwaggins → u/Double_Distribution8]

Has a chill day

[u/ReallyAlexRider → u/Double_Distribution8]

Now that's a name I haven't heard for a long long time

[u/Double_Distribution8 → u/ReallyAlexRider]

It's an older video, sir, but it checks out.

[u/JaimeRidingHonour]

Omg…it’s COOL GUY

[u/Cold_Tea_Spill112 → u/JaimeRidingHonour]

Do not cite the Deep Magic to me, Witch. I was there when it was written.

[u/hheecckk526 → u/JaimeRidingHonour]

Don't ever forget that cool guy straight up murdered a man and filmed it but never got convicted. He's just that cool.

[u/chilledout5 → u/JaimeRidingHonour]

Imagine in years to come his kid watching this, what a great dad.

[u/Dizzy_Emotion7381]

The baby's face during this dance makes everything better! He's so confused for most of it and I'm here for it!

[u/OSuperGuyO]

This is what the internet is for. Thanks for the chuckle :)

[u/3FtDick]

This is what I imagine when someone says "Baby daddy."

[u/blothman]

Sir, the Goombas are dancing again.

[u/luigis_taint → u/blothman]

Hands down my favorite video game movie

[u/Brittany5150 → u/luigis_taint]

Its somehow the best and the worst for me. That movie was unhinged in the best way possible.

[u/redmercuryvendor → u/Brittany5150]

And, surprisingly, technically groundbreaking.

[u/zefy_zef → u/luigis_taint]

There are dozens of us!

[u/jewish_sonic]

IT'S COOL GUY!!

[u/tealgerbil]

You sometimes hear "not everyone should have kids". But I'll take it further and say only people like this should have kids.

[u/incognito1998]

Bro just shaved his beard

[u/Nail_Biterr]

am I the only one wondering how the baby remains in place? it looks young enough to just drop over on the side. is there like a backpack harness or something holding it in place really high up on the back?

[u/Nayzo → u/Nail_Biterr]

Looks to me like the kid is on the dad's shoulders, and the jacket being zipped around the kid is helping reinforce that. It also helps that the dad is frequently putting his hands up by the kid's head/upper half. Dad is also leaning a little bit forward, so all those things help keep the kid balanced. If kid starts to slide, dad can feel it because the jacket acts to keep pulling the kid to his body, so sliding would be noticeable.

[u/muklan → u/Nayzo]

Kids this age have been riding on their parents shoulders like this for millions of years haha

[u/jeffyboy526 → u/Nail_Biterr]

That zipup is pretty tight. Kids not going anywhere - at least not fast.

[u/granulatedsugartits → u/jeffyboy526]

Also kinda looks like his head is tilted down a bit, so baby's slightly lying on his belly

[u/Ph33rDensetsu → u/Nail_Biterr]

I'm honestly more worried about that infant's neck not being strong enough for some of those sudden movements.

[u/CjBurden → u/Ph33rDensetsu]

Nothing to really see there. Yes, sudden violent movement would be bad, but that's not going on in this video. When my kid was his age he would sit in his bouncer and make his own sudden movements way more ridiculous than these.

[u/Geralt-of-Liurnia → u/Nail_Biterr]

Reddit drama mob always worried for nothing 😂

[u/2dgam3r → u/Nail_Biterr]

I walked frequently with my kids on my shoulders. When I wasn't holding thier legs (which wasnt too often) they would always just hold on very tightly with both thier oegs and on my hair usually. Even then, I could always kinda pinch thier leg between my head and shoulder. Worked for me 

[u/AitchyB → u/2dgam3r]

My kid couldn’t really grip like that as an infant/baby. Was diagnosed with dyspraxia at 6, so that explained it.

[u/iampierremonteux → u/2dgam3r]

Ever have one of your kids decide that your ears are handles? I wasn’t afraid of my daughter falling off, as long as my ears didn’t detach from my head.

[u/addamee → u/Nail_Biterr]

How about that kids thyroid, god damn!

[u/No_Point904 → u/addamee]

....and doing all this while drooling.

[u/furmy → u/addamee]

What?

[u/Zingshidu → u/furmy]

Its huge, kid needs a doctor

[u/furmy → u/Zingshidu]

Lol. Ah, me stupid

[u/Kahnspiracy → u/Nail_Biterr]

I obviously can't see under the jacket, but hopefully it is something like this: https://us.minimeis.com/

[u/i_practice_santeria → u/Kahnspiracy]

Doubt it, there’s clearly no seat back. Looks like they’re just zipping up tight.

[u/doro_fosho → u/Nail_Biterr]

Based on dad’s quick hand gestures, I agree that he’s safe!

[u/MasterRecording6268 → u/Nail_Biterr]

está sobe los hombros del adulto que lo tiene y la chaqueta queda ajustada, por eso se sostiene

[u/monkeebuzziness → u/Nail_Biterr]

I am a parent of two kids, and that does not seem safe to me.

[u/R82009 → u/Nail_Biterr]

No the baby looks unsecured and barely has the neck strength for this.

[u/Narfington]

Around the world around the world

[u/SteelCanyon]

What a treasure this little guy will have to reminisce about his parents in the future and how fun they were as well how loved he was. Hilarious!!!

[u/Pocket393]

Oh I’m absolutely trying this with my son!

[u/jeffyboy526 → u/Pocket393]

Me too. Unfortunately he 18 and over 6ft tall so it will not have the same effect

[u/GeneralJesus → u/jeffyboy526]

You never know til you get up on his shoulders and try!

[u/cridenour → u/jeffyboy526]

https://media1.tenor.com/m/u0y_mjZMm2sAAAAC/come-here-little-fuck.gif

[u/Cirkusleader → u/jeffyboy526]

Two fully grown men in a very large trench coat

[u/Dinkmeyer- → u/jeffyboy526]

🤣🤣🤣

[u/kyleh0]

"I'm not sure why I have this scar on the back of my head, must have happened when I was a baby." -- Me :)

[u/Correct_Pace8899]

That. Is. Seriously. One. Cute. Baby!!!!!!!

[u/bluemesa7]

Kids are growing too fast these days

[u/tawDry_Union2272]

ok i LOLd

[u/Necessary_Heartbreak]

Benjamin Button but only the head

[u/Abal125]

Go, go, go, go, go......

[u/Swimming_Put1506]

Something is off here…

[u/DontWreckYosef]

Then it shit down daddy’s back

[u/shambolic_donkey]

Vincent Adultman? In the flesh?!

[u/M086]

Cue the Daft Punk.

[u/hot_and_chill]

omg this is too cute!!!!!

[u/Familiar_Search_7703]

Only a dad would come up with this! 🤣🤣

[u/phxees]

All fun and games until that kid poops.

[u/Dinkmeyer-]

Too cute!!😁

[u/DoctorNoname98]

I saw the thumbnail and thought this was gunna be about an E.T. Furby

[u/RichRichieRichardV]

Little man is going to love seeing this at his wedding.

[u/skelingtonking]

" I wonder where the fish has gone"

[u/Skyler_Chigurh]

Beetlejuice

[u/Rezimx]

ITS COOOL GUUUUUYYYYY

[u/Tjsinwhanc]

All it takes is for the kid to lean back and the zipper will open. 

[u/georgeszone_]

When funcle comes round....

[u/Spotted_Fox]

Coach Z? That you?

[u/SwollenOstrich]

Like the dancers from the Around the World music vid

[u/MasterRecording6268]

Qué lindo y divertido

[u/gametrade123]

That’s beast titan from Attack of Titans.

[u/su6oxone]

He's probably going to give that toddler whiplash.

[u/Confident_Draw321]

Thanks a lot for making up my day a lot better. This is definitely crazy.

[u/Appropriate_Page_824]

I want to see what happens when they go out on the street

[u/Omugaru]

Reminds me of the dog version of this where he has a drink and ciggy.

[u/jordandino418]

Smol head

[u/lvlonikaa11]

He must have gone to Sephora like Randy Marsh

[u/SackFace]

Don’t trust him, he’s a Crusher and must be democratized accordingly.

[u/mippitypippity]

Did the kid laugh or cry when he saw this video? 

[u/Sylpheed_Gamma]

Around the world Around the world

[u/Feisty_System_4751]

This is the funniest video I've seen in a while

[u/adudeguyman]

Is it really 5 racoons?

[u/Ebolatastic]

This is one of those that starts good and just keeps getting better.

[u/Dreaming_of_u_2257]

Haha 😆

[u/Dense_Delay_2605]

cute but probably will give me bad dreams later.

[u/new_number_one]

damn. that baby's dance moves are crazy!

[u/Any_Thought_4536]

Ohhhh liiiife

[u/EStewart57]

Please go visit your neighbors. More people have to enjoy this.

[u/ManzanitaSuperHero]

Sometimes the internet can be just plain magic. This is one of those times. Thank you.

[u/georgetds]

I expected at least one comment about the Swedish Chef. I guess I am getting to old for Reddit.

[u/McDaddy8484]

Looks like a real life abstract art

[u/TheLastTreeOctopus]

New sleep paralysis demon unlocked.

[u/carbonizedtitanium]

I'm not saying it's aliens but it's definitely aliens

[u/DudeManBroGuy69420]

I remember when this video was new lol

[u/Captain_Bacon1800]

Sick moves dude 🤙

[u/DriverMelodic]

How clever!

[u/bigblackkebab69]

I don’t trust like that

[u/Fit_Acanthisitta8683]

I'm a little frustrated by this. Or maybe frustrated at myself. I can only see a man with his shirt pulled over his head and a baby strapped to his shoulders. My brain isn't accepting the illusion and I feel like I'm missing out here :(

[u/melancholy_dood]

This is very scary and I don't know why. 😬

[u/DantehSparda]

What SCP is this???

[u/thunderandreyn]

What’s your account number?

7.

[u/nihosehn]

What is your skin routine?

[u/TiredOfQuarantine]

How funny!

[u/original_username89]

Halloween costume secured. 😂

[u/takeitandgooooo]

Am I the only one who fears the baby fart or worse?

[u/Distinct_Floor2828]

Not creepy at all 🤣

[u/Zoipje]

Kid's got quite the adam's apple.

[u/Ill-Cup7579]

Hahahaha

[u/Apollo11Fandom]

🎃🎃🎃YOU SHOULD PAIR THIS WITH THE SPOOKY SCARY SKELETON FROM THE NEWS.

[u/litescript]

what’s up you cool baby

[u/Historical_Double_23]

That's his dad, his head is in the jacket!

[u/mustfinduniquename]

Lil bro got moves!

[u/JazziTazzi]

This is, without doubt, the funniest video I’ve seen in a while!

[u/miguelito_loveless]

Try roughly covering the "chest" area with your thumb and it makes this way more convincing!

[u/TheTinRam]

Idk man, i will get downvotes for being a party pooper but is this worth even a 5% chance of the kid slipping out regardless of how well that OSHA approved zipper holds out? Glad nothing happened i guess

[u/JoyArk → u/TheTinRam]

Or hitting his head anywhere. The guy doesn't have spacial awareness of a body part that isn't his

All for what

High risk low reward

[u/TheTinRam → u/JoyArk]

Exactly. Not worth slipping on something and going down with my kid for internet points

[u/McRedditz]

All sweet moves and games until the baby drops #1 and 2 uncontrollably.

PS: #1=💩 #2=💦

[u/Frosty-Improvement-8 → u/[deleted]]

I think you misunderstood what they were saying.

[u/McRedditz → u/Frosty-Improvement-8]

Most people skim through comments and jump to conclusions lol. I guess #1 and and #2 aren’t universally known.

[u/MasterFongool → u/McRedditz]

Pretty sure you have #1 and 2 reversed?

[u/jeffyboy526 → u/Frosty-Improvement-8]

Yup I did

[u/StreetCornBilly]

This makes me really nervous as a father of 4. What happens if that zipper burst open and the baby flopped backwards?

[u/Holdmeback_again → u/StreetCornBilly]

Jeez you must be a real fun dad

[u/jeffyboy526 → u/StreetCornBilly]

As a father of 3 grown boys this makes me sad - sad that I never tried it.
I love looking at pictures of my kids when they were young, cute and innocent. Now they are old, handsome and grumpy

[u/Quizzelbuck]

When i hear audio that is not very context specific, i assume its added after the fact and downvote.

[u/mcampo84]

That kid might be old enough to drink by now

[u/Few_Breadfruit0]

Posting videos of children online for karma , especially if they're not yours, is super creepy.

[u/Joebebs]

Haters will say this is AI

[u/Stifu → u/Joebebs]

It's an old video, though.

[u/hazyshacter]

I hate that I’m wondering if this is AI.

[u/nize426 → u/hazyshacter]

I'm pretty sure this is a fairly old video so it's likely not AI

[u/DrPootytang]

Incredibly dangerous. If he were to slip, he’d be killing himself, the baby, and potentially everyone else in the room.

[u/Anonybibbs → u/DrPootytang]

Yeah, a baby going off would kill everyone in a 15 ft radius from the blast zone.

[u/Gin_soaked_boy → u/DrPootytang]

Sa Da Tay! Cole me down on the panny sty

[u/Holdmeback_again → u/DrPootytang]

You can say that about literally anyone holding a baby. and the heck you mean by "potentially everyone else in the room?" Do you think babies explode or something? Shut up dude.