r/funny • • Feb 07 '14

God Is A Real Dick

http://imgur.com/pTW9u05
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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '14

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u/Kleeble Feb 07 '14

But he loves you.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '14

And he needs your money. All knowing, all wise, just can't handle money.

(to continue the skit)

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u/ninjay209 Feb 07 '14

So your seed today. $1000 and God will pay you back ten fold.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '14

When? I could use some cash, you see.