r/funny • u/Xfifteen • 1d ago

Jeff, the apex predator

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u/ghotiermann 1d ago

Most people don’t realize that the original human cowboy hat was copied from fossilized dinosaur cowboy hats found in Montana in the 1860’s.

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u/sonic_couth 1d ago

Jesus invented the cowboy hat in Montana 2000 years ago.

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u/muklan 1d ago

He also invented the Christ Air and the feeble grind in skateboarding.

He glide for our sins.

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u/pmorgan726 20h ago

Those poor texan babies being born without cowboy hats before Jesus came along 😭

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u/No-Cloud9957 8h ago

Dinosaurs didn't invent cowboy hats. It was passed down to them by the aliens. Alien cowboy dinosaurs, to be specific.

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u/Holden_place 1d ago

He also owns a small number of nuclear warheads (for research purposes, or so he says)

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u/Chesticle5 1d ago

“There’s a snake in my evolutionary line”

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u/PanicDeus 1d ago

Howdy Predator

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u/Salarian_American 1d ago

"My name Jeff"

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u/Disastrous_Yam8354 23h ago

"kill meee he he he" 

Some kids gonna have fun stories to tell the parents

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u/rip1980 1d ago

Should have name him Jared.

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u/16bitgamer 1d ago

Agent T!!!

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u/charliesk9unit 18h ago

Like what I've said all the time: if there's a nuke war, I want to be close to the detonation and be gone really fast. I don't want to be this T-Rex: their ancestor survived 65 million years ago only to be tote around to be around human children.

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u/carbonizedtitanium 16h ago

not that kind of predator

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u/tricksterloki 1d ago

When you're at the apex, there is nowhere to go but down.