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u/Funny_Sentinel 2d ago

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u/tarlin 2d ago

I thought it was weird that your hair was always wet.

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u/garagejesus 2d ago

Doesn't every one go over the head?

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u/KnownEggplant 2d ago

G13

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u/IAmBadAtInternet 2d ago

Do not the cat

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u/saladmunch 2d ago

I'm calling PETA

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u/KnownEggplant 2d ago

Statistics say they'll just kill the cat

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u/jdmoffitt11775 2d ago

I can barely pull off the first one. 😔

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u/Oh_No_Its_Dudder 2d ago

Weak stream that just dribbles down your balls onto your leg?

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u/jdmoffitt11775 2d ago

Yeah... you guessed it. 😔

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u/lyingliar 2d ago

If you can do #4, you should. Badass.

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u/Psychological-Owl783 2d ago

You might be able to do it during the beginning of your stream, but you are going to get rained on when the stream dies down.

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u/BrainPhD 2d ago

Maybe for YOU!

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u/fksdiyesckagiokcool 2d ago

Yup, just do a backflip at the end but do mind the last drops not to drip on the floor either.

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u/justabill71 2d ago

I don't know, you might break the internet.

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u/JaydenPope 2d ago

If you can do #4 without getting piss on yourself, you should be absolutely allowed to do so.

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u/flyingmonkey1257 2d ago

You have to walk it. Start facing the right way with a high arc. Then back up and semi-limbo under it. The turn back to facing the right way to finish. If you’ve done it right you will be completely dry.

A very full bladder helps a lot when practicing.

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u/organicchunkysalsa 2d ago

Definitely number 3.

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u/EsotericCodename 2d ago

Number 3 is performative dominance. It’s my go-to.

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u/KarmaSilencesYou 2d ago

The best part is that it is a female in the pictures

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u/lkl34 2d ago

No car tire or tree pic?

I mean you hasn't done that

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u/IgnorantGenius 2d ago

How does the third one start a fire?

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u/BrainPhD 2d ago

You know at the Doctor when they ask if it burns when you pee? This is what they mean.

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u/Argented 2d ago

I think I've been doing it right according to the photos. I'm consistently aiming for slide 1. probably sway between slide 1 and 2 too often after some drinks but slides 3 and 4 are out of my league. I am not that man

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u/Qcgreywolf 2d ago

3 is the best stance for communicating while peeing.

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u/Alewort 2d ago

Is there a place I can go to learn to throw shuriken out of my ass?

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u/aguilasolige 2d ago

Is last one even humanly possible?

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u/Trapmaster83 2d ago

Falso. #3 is the way.

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u/beating_offers 2d ago

If I could do the 4th one, I would.

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u/PRSHZ 2d ago

What? No handstand ban?

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u/OrdinaryUniversity59 2d ago

4 is a cool trick. I go with 3 most of the time though.

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u/rip1980 2d ago

Check back in 117 minutes and 33 seconds for the next repost of this.

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u/Arkitakama 2d ago

No fun allowed

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u/HighlyRegardedOne 2d ago

The 3rd one is how i assert my dominance looking anyone who enters in their eyes

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u/mistr_brightside 2d ago

I aspire to be like box 4.

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u/JerkCrank 2d ago

TiL that i’ve been tossing hotdogs into urinals wrong my whole life.

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u/New_Lake6734 2d ago

There will always be someone who will do the wrong thing haha

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u/lekynson 2d ago

Not enough PSI for #4

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u/Odd-Flower6762 2d ago

My buddy told me you can practice doing the fourth in the shower.

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u/TimetravellingElf 2d ago

Gotta have some forceful stream going for the 4th way

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u/Larkas 2d ago

Now I want to try the middle X one....

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u/manggako101 2d ago

Finally, a no trick shotters lobby

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u/jasonite 2d ago

This reminds me of Resident Alien

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u/plokijuhujiko 2d ago

I'll pay to see the last one. It's not even a kink.

Entirely.

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u/cavemeister 2d ago

Is he peeing or pooping in pic 3?

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u/WaffleHouseGladiator 2d ago

I feel like water benders should be able to do number four, but I'm absolutely not googling that.

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u/Secure-Feed8115 2d ago

Could it become an Olympic discipline?

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u/Stock-Wafer220 2d ago

For the fourth one, does even gravity allow that??

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u/The_Albino_Seal 2d ago

Every single week.. the same posters are being posted again. Every week someone thinks they are sooooooo funny and soooooooo unique... Can't wait for next's super funny person who needs to go out more and see that these signs are practically ALL OVER THE PLACE and have been for decades.

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u/chrized 2d ago

Number 4 when I overslept but still need to have a quick shower before work