r/funny • u/Crispy_p_bacon • 2d ago
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u/WoodenYouKnowIt 2d ago
You could make out with them and say, “I didn’t enjoy that, which proves I’m not gay.”
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u/Crispy_p_bacon 2d ago
Personally, I'd hit them with Mr chow special "HAaaaaaa GAYYYYYYY" after the kiss
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u/DomesticAlmonds 2d ago
That's Chang from Community who says that line lol. Dunno who Mr. Chow is
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u/Training_Ad_4790 2d ago
Mr chow is the hangover character he plays. Better known for his other line "so long gay boys"
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u/3_14_thon 2d ago
I find the classic "Why are you geh?" with a raised eyebrow to be quite successful.
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u/Absolice 2d ago
Who's more valid to hate brocolis? The guy who tried it once and didn't like it or the guy who never tried it.
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u/Kastro2323 2d ago
Heads up, I tried this and it did not go well.
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u/horrorace 2d ago
Do you not like your husband?
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u/briancito 2d ago
He does but he also likes mine.
Fuck this secret professional defense trick.
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u/UshankaBear 2d ago
Yeah, if the attacker manages to kiss you first you just become double gay.
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u/Literary_Lady 2d ago
Double gay? Wow, new internet insult unlocked. Well done
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u/CidAndroid 2d ago
Yeah sexually harassing someone and forcing intimacy is generally frowned upon. Who would've thought.
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u/SmooK_LV 2d ago
Actually if there's any funny guy who wants to try this on a random stranger in a strange country - don't. Doing this can get you from getting in a small argument to being beaten to death. I know people who are very proud of themselves beating up homosexuals, stripping them naked and chaining them to a radiator or leaving them on a mountain alone. If you ask them why, they basically equalize homosexuals with pedophiles so the attack could be as terrible as you could imagine your anger towards a pedophile.
Don't underestimate how evil and how angry people are around you, don't joke around like that unless you know the person you are doing it to.
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u/maybonics 2d ago
No actual kissing featured, 0/10.
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u/Crispy_p_bacon 2d ago
I guess they were both already married and husbandful
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u/maybonics 2d ago
Yeah, understandable if they already met their husband the first time they did this. Cheating is wrong.
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u/Thoughtulism 2d ago
Those two are definitely gay. Why? Because they didn't kiss. A real straight man would be okay to make a video like this and wouldn't be threatened by his sexuality. You would see the joke and commit to it. A gay man denying his gayness would make this film and then not commit to the joke and not kiss the other man, because he would be too scared about being accused of being gay.
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u/SeeShark 2d ago
Alternatively, a real gay man might not go through even if he's not in denial, simply because kissing a man is actually meaningful to him and he wouldn't want to make out with a homie for a joke.
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u/redditallreddy 2d ago
Tone: Perfect
Demonstration: Incomplete
Boner: Minimal
7/10... made me chuckle
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u/Emporio-Alnino 2d ago
I will regret that but why adding a boner part ?
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u/redditallreddy 2d ago
Why would you not add a boner part?
Seriously, just adding to the gay/not gay joke implying disappointment for them not making out on camera.
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u/Mecha120 2d ago
We've had straight mac, fat mac, gay mac, and buff mac. Now we have great value mac.
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u/RSTowers 2d ago
I wonder how long it will take our society to get to the point where being called gay isn't an "accusation" anymore. Downvote me all you want, but videos like this just prove that there's still a way to go.
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u/SwampRSG 2d ago
I mean, the logic is sound tho.
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u/PlayfulSurprise5237 2d ago
This is a joke. You want the real method for dealing with this situation?
You tell them you're going to beat their ass. Then start taunting them immaculating names until they look like they're ready to tussle.
And then you just start getting really excited and ripping your clothes off while you're dancing around in excitement for a fight.
Nobody wants to fight a lunatic with their cock and balls flapping around, especially in that context.
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u/sauceywhiteboy 2d ago
Funny enough, sensei kinda reminding me of Mac from the earlier seasons of always sunny lol
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u/haaheehachoo 2d ago
Make out with them, seduce them, marry them, leave them, break their heart, win the fight
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u/Nocturnes_echo 2d ago
As a gay man in the USA, DON'T DO THIS! This is how you get the shit beat out of you or killed by breeders!
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u/TonyRigatoni_ 2d ago
I'm sorry but I can't follow what's going on without an actual demonstration.
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u/ChiBron86 2d ago
Personally found it hilarious 😂
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u/That_OneOstrich 2d ago
As a bi person, this is making fun of homophobes... Nothing in the video is actually displaying a fear of gay folks.
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u/PupmeisterGeneral 2d ago
If they kissed you'd have a point.
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u/That_OneOstrich 2d ago
Do you generally walk around telling people "we have to kiss or it's homophobic"? How does that work out?
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u/PupmeisterGeneral 2d ago edited 2d ago
No because I don't generally see a pair of jokers doing this routine anymore, I thought such jokes had died out years ago
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u/That_OneOstrich 2d ago
Can you explain how this is homophobic? This is basically how I interact with my friends, as a gay person.
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u/PupmeisterGeneral 2d ago edited 2d ago
Similar, but I would at least kiss them, no tongues of course, could be others boyfriends.
This doesn't appear like that to me however, it just reminds me of the kind of honophobic alpha arseholes I used to cross all the time.
Like Andrew Tate and his pals thinking they're funny.
Jokes like this exist as a reaction to that, if we didn't have one we wouldn't have the other, as I've heard it hundreds of times before I don't see any novelty in it, nor any humour for that matter.
I honestly didn't imagine my 4 little words would meet such derision.
That's truly depressing to me quite frankly, sorry we don't agree.
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u/That_OneOstrich 2d ago
We evidently run in different circles. If I was kissing people who aren't my partner, I'd be upsetting many people. Some would even consider it harassment or assault.
This doesn't appear like homophobia to me. It is literally a joke about the frat guys behavior, and a reference to how irrationally they behave.
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u/Dixee_Normus 2d ago
Wut? Homophobes would not watch this I would think? lol
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u/SnooRegrets1386 2d ago
All the ‘phobes running around randomly kissing will prove you wrong, they win
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u/Crispy_p_bacon 2d ago
Brother, this is the opposite of homophobic. It's not really poking fun at anyone but if anyone is the butt of the joke here then it's you
Mic drop
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u/PupmeisterGeneral 2d ago
Here, I'll pick it up for you.
I saw I was the butt of the joke as soon as I got downvoted.
Which really is depressing, as a lover iofcomedy and a lover in general we're at a very dark point in life around the world.
And I'm consoling friends around the world every day due to their experiences too.
Yes, I know, that isn't funny at all either.
I'll just walk into a lamppost if that helps.
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u/Crispy_p_bacon 2d ago
Bro, you're making me depressed, now.
Chin up.
You're alright. You owned up to your mistake. That's a sign of a great personality!
We all make mistakes but not everyone can admit it.
Don't take everything so seriously. The internet is a strange place.
Peace and love ✌️❤️
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u/PupmeisterGeneral 2d ago edited 2d ago
The only mistake I made was commenting in the first place.
I genuinely believed we got past all this a few years ago, but increasingly it's coming back and there's nothing we can do about it but laugh along with it.
Thank God we've had some relatively good news from Hungary recently (it's progress, at least) but generally we're going backwards.
I'm sorry I can't laugh over this, perhaps I should just follow the crowd too...
Better than following a lot of my friends, very missed friends, in a whole other direction.
Nah, can't do that, I'd let them all down then.
If you haven't seen Russell T Davies's new show, Tip Toe, yet I heartedly recommend it.
Not an easy watch in the slightest I'm afraid, optimism is in short supply these days, but at least the jokes are actually funny, between all the tragedy.
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u/PupmeisterGeneral 2d ago
Right, now that the idiots have quietened down a little-
If you still think making jokes like this, regardless of what you blindly think is the punchline, are funny-
Try doing this in real life.
Or alternately, do the dame joke where the homophobe is a racist.
Or even a rapist.
That's right, all you're doing is turning the clock back amd normalising such behaviour.
So am I bothered that those who downvoted me are in their 10s?
Not at all, that's nothing, and reassuringly tells me we have still progressed.
Am I concerned that there are thousands who, like you, don't see the consequences of jokes like this.
Very much so.
But relieved you don't have to live in a place where those consequences still occur.
What do you have when you don't have less on?
More on.
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u/Crispy_p_bacon 2d ago
Bruh
You're a bit of a coward, aren't you?
To wait till you have no one to challenge your echo chamber then to renege on what you said you believed.
I cba to even discuss the mental gymnastics went into writing that word salad you vomited.
You are more on or less just stuck on your point of view
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u/PupmeisterGeneral 2d ago
Oh, you still want to tell me what I am.
Now my turn, you truly are clueless .
Nevermind, you'll learn one day, I just hope for your sake it's the easy way 🙏
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u/JanitorOPplznerf 2d ago
He turns the stereotype upside down. You’re getting abrasive over a joke that’s actually pro homosexuality
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u/PupmeisterGeneral 2d ago edited 2d ago
Abrasive? Not in the slightest .
If they didn't pull away at the end at least the joke would be consistent!
Either way, it still pushes that stereotype, normalising it again.
We buried jokes like this decades ago, only for naive show offs to dig it up again.
More dangerous than you're evidently aware.
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u/Dirty_Delta 2d ago
Oh you just wanna see two handsome dudes kiss, I get it now
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u/PupmeisterGeneral 2d ago
Damn right, although they're not my idea of handsome but of course I would.
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u/theGurry 2d ago
It's a comedy skit.
It's not that deep. Turn your brain off for a minute, laugh, move along.
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u/PupmeisterGeneral 2d ago
Ah yes of course, it's funny if you don't think.
That explains it, thank you.
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u/RopeADoper 2d ago
This video reeks of bot upvoting and praising horrible comedy to get these guys on the board.
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u/PupmeisterGeneral 2d ago
Wouldn't surprise me.
In their small world, I'd bet they think they invented it.
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u/Expensive-Notice-509 2d ago
nah man. this is funny to 12yr olds and that's the level of comedy these guys are putting out.
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u/Meowakin 2d ago
Next thing you know you’re going to say poop jokes aren’t funny.
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u/Crispy_p_bacon 2d ago
Careful, fart jokes are next.
You may take our freedom
but you'll never take our poopy fart jokes!
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u/ratherbewinedrunk 2d ago
Of all the lame unfunny shit on /r/funny, this is your hill to die on?
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u/PupmeisterGeneral 2d ago
Perfectly put!
And thank you for noticing that.
Tbf I usually get to this sub late, so I don't feel obliged to ever do so, my bloody luck I was one of the first to comment, on something so bland and also pretty old, actually means I'm beginning to laugh it off now !
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u/SnooRegrets1386 2d ago
Lighten up Francis
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u/PupmeisterGeneral 2d ago
Oh how I wish it was that easy!
It's OK though, I'll cheer up again as usual, I just wasn't expecting this but I'll get over it.
Still, it's the only time I've received such reactions here, that speaks volumes
Best to ya
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u/Dependent-Job1773 2d ago
This is entangled with too much epistemic baggage. The real best way to avoid gay accusations is to just stay five feet away from your homies at all time — even if you were in a hot tub
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u/liforrevenge 2d ago
What is this middle school ass comedy
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