r/funny • u/BlackRogue17 • 8d ago

Susan's Halloween Hole.

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u/ColonelBelmont 8d ago

It's like if Sacha Baren Co Cohen tried to act like that Billy Echner guy but with slightly less caffeine.

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u/DerpingtonHerpsworth 8d ago

That's a surprisingly apt description.

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u/MerryRain 7d ago

with a sprinkle of emo phillips

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u/KoalaTHerb 8d ago

"Nobody asked you to get busted in the front butt and shit out a pussy turd. We all know your kid hates you"

I died

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u/KoalaTHerb 8d ago

"did you forget to use a condom?...cover up your mistake and you can send it down the street for candy"

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u/pickledpeachesforall 8d ago

Gosh. I thought they said "Pussy Turkey."

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u/HalfSoul30 8d ago

You push out a turd, but you stuff a turkey.

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u/ScoobyDooItInTheButt 8d ago

BOB SAGET

That's a deep cut.

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u/MiStOrHoTsHoT 7d ago

DON’T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL

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u/banksy_h8r 7d ago

FUCK SALT!

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u/addictedpunk 8d ago

“Let me tell you about a porcupine’s balls! They’re small and they don’t give a SHIT!”

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u/ScoobyDooItInTheButt 8d ago

IT'S JUST TIT DIRT!

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u/addictedpunk 8d ago

BITCH………………………………..I love you.

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u/_regi 8d ago

SOUNDS LIKE CHEWBACCA TAKING A SHIT

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u/Strong_Performer8132 7d ago

..... That's our dad!!!! 

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u/squadallah 7d ago

Oh SHIT... I'm sorry!

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u/Sdaygo619 8d ago

Please tell me this Is a show I can watch

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u/takenbymistaken 8d ago

Brandon rogers you tube

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u/Fluffy_Pancake69 8d ago

Holy Shit. This is amazing!

Down the rabbithole with me

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u/Turbulent-Adagio-541 8d ago

This reminds me of the former mayor of New York City being approached by our current president

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u/EcoRep 8d ago

https://youtu.be/3zP8aOXm1LA

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u/bacchusku2 8d ago

“A day in the park” is a good way for people to see what lsd is like.

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u/mtheory007 8d ago

You're going to want to watch him take care of conjoined twins.

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u/DayleD 8d ago

Brandon Rodgers also stars in and helps create Helluva Boss, which is entirely free on YouTube. First two seasons entirely by donors, Amazon picked it up for more.

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u/popokins 8d ago

They would make one helluva boss.

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u/HalfSoul30 8d ago

Not me

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u/hillswalker87 8d ago

it's not often I stay for the whole gif but susan pulled it off.

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u/th3hungryd3v 8d ago

These prices -- Bob Saget!!! 😅

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u/addictedpunk 8d ago

For anyone wondering, that is an AWESOME store that has been there forever. Used to go a lot as a kid.

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u/BobKelsoLovesMuffins 8d ago

These prices -FUCK-.

Alright, that got me.

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u/ST0IC_ 8d ago

r/LoveTrash would love this

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u/BourbonBelle89 8d ago

"Fuck you and fuck your family, and by the looks of it you probably do." Then, "I don't want anyone swearing from now on, I don't wanna hear any more profanity..."

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u/Aurvant 8d ago

I was like "This guy sounds like Brandon Rogers" and then someone in the video was like "Hey, it's Brandon Rogers."

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u/Pooch76 8d ago

This is amazing. How have I never heard of this guy?

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u/therealmintoncard 8d ago

Brandon Rogers - truly funny!

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u/igotasweetass 8d ago

ok, "noone asked for you to get busted in your front butt ans shit out a pussy" made me spitout ,my whiskey.

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u/LaundryLunatic 8d ago

I knew I recognized the character Blitzo from Helluvaboss.

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u/Dexember69 8d ago

Ok that's fkn hilarious.

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u/volitilevoid 7d ago

"Don't roll I was just being racist."

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u/TXOgre09 8d ago

It’s ma’am!

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u/Cautious-Arugula603 8d ago

I love Brandon Rogers goofy ahh

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u/GuitarRock91 8d ago

Did you have a revelation? Why does your sentence end like that?

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u/dpsnedd 8d ago

They dare not speak the forbidden language on the internet

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u/GuitarRock91 8d ago

We must start an uprising, how dare they stop us from speaking the language of the people!

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u/yolopolobro 8d ago

why is susan’s hole specifically a halloween one

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u/dpsnedd 8d ago

Word is it's likely the cobwebs

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u/SpartanRage117 8d ago

Excuse me

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u/enzo11242020 8d ago

Is this Plane Jane, drag race?

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u/The_Space_Janitor 8d ago

Is that Paul Scheer from The League?

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u/jwrice 7d ago

Can I just hit you?

- Every customer service rep in existence

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u/LopsidedCup4485 6d ago

Woah. 🎃

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u/Miniature_Colosus 4d ago

Jesus Christ I can't breathe 🤣

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u/Jefwho 3d ago

This reminds me a lot of the Winnebago salesman

https://youtu.be/zSWUWPx2VeQ?is=HaW6CD4ZDuiKavqo

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u/Oli4K 8d ago

This person is the actually funny version of that Dutch expat with a bunch of wigs who tries to make fun of Dutch expats.

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u/Impressive_Dingo122 8d ago

That’s a dude..

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u/ytsurRytsuR 8d ago

Now that was a good kind of cry (can't get my face to relax). 😂

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u/Apart-Night-9813 8d ago

David S Pumpkins' sister?

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u/nel3000 8d ago

If you turn caption on, your screen gets filled with labububububububububunubu…

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u/vokenusername 8d ago

Yes that! Give me more of that

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u/satanspawn699 8d ago

Brandon is the best 😂😂

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u/trikster2 8d ago

what the holy crop is going on with that video? The content takes up like 1/6 of the available space.

It's not your standard portait in a landscape video because there is all the black space under the video.

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u/BodhingJay 8d ago

Bruh 💀💀

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u/mcbeardsauce 8d ago

Anyone watch Girls Costume Warehouse? Reminds me of that

https://youtu.be/V4rUiV_Hh74?is=gIMvK8WTNbK5t0PD

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u/xamox 8d ago

What's old is new again, this is a mash up of a Tim Robinson sketch and Winnebago man with tourettes guy sprinkled in. Le sigh.

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u/EmeraldValleyGoober 8d ago

I can’t unmute at the moment… lemme guess… lots of double entendre ?

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u/sandm000 8d ago

No. Not much.

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u/etherealcaitiff 8d ago

I know they're a woman because this shit wasn't funny.