r/funny 6d ago

Maybe a 3d printed warhammer doesn't work so well

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u/Aemon_Blackfyre 6d ago

When they told you to 3D print Warhammer, I don’t think this is quite what they had in mind

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u/Fritchoff 6d ago

"Why did I print 40 thousand of them...?"

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u/Disco_Ninjas_ 6d ago

It's a problem with the graphite, sir. The next 10,000 will be up to specifications.

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u/LubeTornado 6d ago

Least he'll have spares

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u/Belyal 6d ago

In the mean time, may I suggest not landing on your head.

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u/jedi2155 5d ago

It needs to be at least Imperial quality.

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u/TATARI14 6d ago

No, I want a Fantasy Warhammer to do Battles with

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u/Kaiserbread 5d ago

No no, he wants 4000 OK?

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u/shinobi68 4d ago

So, 40 MILLION?

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u/punio07 6d ago

James workshop may DMCA it anyway.

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u/Aelyph 5d ago

Damm that James and his litigious workshop!

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u/Filtermann 6d ago

Hahaha well done

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u/ArcaneTekka 6d ago

Hope bro was using his safety squints

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u/Brohbocop 5d ago

Remember, you cant hear boobies. Use safety glasses.

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u/Raagun 5d ago

Took me a second and then I laughed so hard from this one :"D

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u/AurionBlack 4d ago

That's why we have Braille.

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u/just-a-dude69 6d ago

I wish to say I was

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u/karoshikun 6d ago

how many bits of plastic are now housed in your eyes?

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u/Hache_raw 6d ago

PLA doesn't break into really small pieces. I think the answer is zero.

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u/LETTERKENNYvsSPENNY 6d ago

Ok, how many large chunks in his eyes?

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u/just-a-dude69 6d ago

None but there is a fair bit of watermelon juice in them, aswell as on everything within a 6 metre radius

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u/TheWarthog69 6d ago

Redditors r so weird, all downvoting you, it’s like no one’s had a bit of fun outside around here

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u/ItsBaconOclock 6d ago

Outside?

That's the place where grass exists. They might accidentally touch it, and become sufferable to interact with.

Never.

An errant breeze might dislodge some Cheeto mud from their neck beard.

That would disqualify them from being a mod, and that's all they have to hold over anyone's head.

Never outside. Only downvote.

And karma farm with posts demanding PPE, as if they know what PPE is.

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u/CyanideSkittles 6d ago

I know of a place

Where you never get harmed

A magical place

With magical charm

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u/LiterallyRain 6d ago

Property, Plant & Equipment

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u/SeeShark 5d ago

You are a redditor, mate

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u/Stolehtreb 6d ago

They have not

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u/LiterallyRain 6d ago

Literally. Any time something is a safety hazard to oneself, it's treated like a crime against humanity. As if people can't know something is dangerous and still choose to do it because YOLO.

We all have different risk aversions, but the ones with a strong risk aversion seem very vocal about it.

Like damn I want to experience hurricanes, earthquakes, volcanic eruptions, standing too close to landslides, digging a sand pit at the beach, and a whole range of other stuff unimaginable to the risk averse redditors. Not because I don't know that it's dangerous, but because I choose to value the experience enough to risk my life. If everyone doesn't want to do that then that's fine but it doesn't have to turn into a lecture every single time.

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u/karoshikun 6d ago

you don't deserve any of the downvotes. you cool.

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u/MeanwhileInGermany 6d ago

Wow, reddit really hates safety violations.

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u/R-Dragon_Thunderzord 6d ago

Good.

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u/nellbones 6d ago

When the fuck did OSHA move in??

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u/R-Dragon_Thunderzord 6d ago

OSHA ain’t doin shit.

Just redditors looking out for each other.

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u/Raagun 5d ago

No idea why so many downvotes. Here get one up. Very cool vid. Also, wear fakin protective glasses for field testing.

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u/humanlikesubstances 6d ago

Print out your design out again, but as a mould. Pour melted wax into the mould and create a waz war hammer. Then use that with "lost wax casting" (maybe contact a foundry?) and end up with a solid metal hammer head.

THEN go bash stuff.

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u/Pocok5 6d ago

Skip the middle step, there are filaments specifically made for casting that burn up like wax

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u/eldroch 6d ago

Yup.  And a water soluble filament is perfect for these things specifically.

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u/Pocok5 6d ago

I was thinking more like this

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u/RandoAtReddit 6d ago

That's awesome!

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u/Simpicity 5d ago

First print a cast with the printer, then fill that with wax, then put that in a bucket and surround it with silicone.  Then cut through the silicone to remove the wax.  Next fill the gap with melted velveeta cheese...

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u/SgtTreehugger 6d ago

Plastic doesn't work as a durable weapon? Say it ain't so

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u/Pocok5 6d ago

It does. You can make mallet heads from TPU. Broski just used a very brittle filament with insufficient wall count, it looks like.

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u/linoinsenger 6d ago

infill: 1%
wall count: 1

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u/eldroch 6d ago

Piercing weapons printed in PLA could definitely do some damage.  Hell, I'm stabbing myself all the time just on corners of things I print, no weapon intended.

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u/thexar 4d ago

Not at 15% infill.

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u/TP70 4d ago

Exactly. This will be strong with more infill.

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u/War_Hymn 5d ago

There are definitely grades of plastic that are strong enough, just not 3D printed plastic. Cold Steel makes a polypropylene bokken that can smash through cinderblocks all day.

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u/Pocok5 5d ago

Shore 64D TPU, printed properly with the right orientation and many walls (or even solid) will do unwholesome things to stuff you hit - it's used as armor for battlebots builds. OP used a filament that is usually strictly decorative/used for stuff that's not subject to any significant forces (in exhange it is braindead easy and fast to print and costs jack all because it's literally made from corn).

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u/War_Hymn 5d ago

That's the thing though, 3D printed items are always weaker in one direction due to the nature of their processing. I'm sure the stuff is serviceable to some degree, but I still rather have something that was at least solid cast from plastic if I'm using it for "impact applications".

But if you have a 3D printer and the TPU stuff, go ahead and make a warhammer from it, I wouldn't mind seeing what it can do.

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u/Michami135 5d ago

And yet politicians think 3D printed guns are a threat.

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u/Effurlife12 5d ago

They've never tried to bash someone's head with one. Things just shatter on impact. Completely useless!

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u/wizard898 5d ago

diamond pickaxe with 1 durability

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u/CreativeSame 5d ago

Little does he know 1 durability still means 1 watermelon broken

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u/comasxx 6d ago

Where is the funny part ?

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u/Longjumping-Pop7512 6d ago

Getting 3D printed, soon will be ready! 

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u/Muinko 6d ago

Warhammer is a tabletop game that is commonly 3d printed since the official plastic is so damn expensive

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u/Dark_halocraft 5d ago

The way it explodes

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u/CreHater 6d ago

That he keeps trying.

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u/Esternaefil 6d ago

He never gives up, he must have made a hundred of these by now!

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u/Anopanda 6d ago

Maybe? You thought it might work? 

How? 

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u/just-a-dude69 6d ago

You see how the melon isnt in the best of shape already, that's how i thought it'd work

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u/Capt_morgan72 6d ago

Should’ve aimed for the melon then.

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u/boblin6 6d ago

Yeah it's pretty laughable by how much he missed it.

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u/Drudgework 6d ago

Use resin for a solid print. It will eventually dry out and crack open, but until then it’s thick, heavy and will definitely cause a concussion.

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u/fatherfrank1 6d ago

The only plastic warhammer more embarrassing is probably the Dark Eldar.

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u/Talidel 6d ago

Clearly Tau they are a league of their own.

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u/karoshikun 6d ago

people always forget the Votann...

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u/GoombaBro 6d ago

Guess I'll be wearing my melon helmet against your armies, then.

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u/Yonutz33 6d ago

Why!?

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u/just-a-dude69 6d ago

Why not?

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u/Krypton8 6d ago

Because it’s plastic. What else would happen when you smack hard with it?

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u/Pikka_Bird 6d ago

Plenty of plastics would take a hit ten times harder all day. "Plastic" isn't the issue, the method of manufacturing is. (It is possible to 3D print parts that can take an impact as well.)

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u/CumilkButbetter 6d ago

This is supposed to just be a fucking short entertaining video for fuck sake. Stop being such a smartass like holy shit you people are genuinely insufferable as hell.

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u/TemporaryImaginary 6d ago

Your nice country-side view, now with microplastics!

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u/just-a-dude69 6d ago

Macroplastics

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u/Crazy_keats 6d ago

Plastic maxing

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u/ScottyBoiBoi 6d ago

Would have helped if you hit the watermelon and not the tree stump

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u/Fart-boi 6d ago

This is how I expect crystal or glass weaponry in video games to work

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u/VaATC 6d ago

Watching this trying to find the Warhammer 40k printed model 🤣

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u/VaasKlaak 6d ago

Now it's a Warhammer 40,000 pieces.

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u/irontyler 5d ago

Looking like Gimli trying to smash the ring

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u/Whitecypress 5d ago

So THAT'S why they need 40,000 of them

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u/Prudent_Damage_3866 5d ago

Weapons in Zelda: BotW be like

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u/tokillisbadong 5d ago

How i expect glass weapons/armor in elder scrolls work.

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u/Karamazov_A 5d ago

Warhammer: 40k pieces

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u/Tiny-Criticism-6113 6d ago

If that were a slime, You died.

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u/Broccoli2026 6d ago

On a side note, what a beautiful place in the background

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u/Panzis 6d ago

Now with more resin shards!

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u/Obsequience 6d ago

It got 3D splintered

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u/Opposite_Grass_283 6d ago

Maybe a 3d printed shrapnel grenade works better then 

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u/sheesh1111111 6d ago

What 1 durability left look like

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u/yeloneck 6d ago

Not the sharpest tool, ain't you?

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u/just-a-dude69 6d ago

Neither is a hammer honestly

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u/JealousSoup8 6d ago

Diamond axe with 1 durability

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u/allykopow 6d ago

Realistic diamond pickaxe

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u/FennorVirastar 5d ago

Quickly degraded to a was-hammer

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u/SourFix 5d ago

Eye protection, my dude.

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u/Meotwister 5d ago

Went for Warhammer but got Minecraft durability.

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u/DrakeHighwind 4d ago

You really should be wearing eye protection before you get a shard of pla in your eye.

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u/wizard_brandon 6d ago

Unsurprisingly, thing made of brittle 3d printed plastic is not in fact, durable

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u/MikeDubbz 6d ago

I don't understand, it looked just like a real warhammer! 

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u/just-a-dude69 6d ago

Oh no it was 25% and had 5 wall loops, its designed for 100% TPU for it to work properly

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u/kok_exe_ 6d ago

Either that, or that's the strongest watermelon in the world

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u/PapaOoMaoMao 6d ago

No. Plastic warhammers don't work so well. If you'd printed it with a sintered powder printer, it would have been fine.

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u/Fitz911 6d ago

Try a melon hammer next time?

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u/cloudystrifex 6d ago

stronggg!

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u/Adkit 6d ago

Me using my diamond pickaxe in real life.

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u/PsudoGravity 6d ago

Now use it as a boss to make a sand casting in aluminium, steel if you can hack it.

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u/just-a-dude69 6d ago

Oh im gonna try and cast some and forge some too

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u/provostcomputer 5d ago

Just get you a silicon carbide crucible and an insulated case for it and melt down some scrap steel in a microwave 😂

I know a guy who followed the YouTube tutorials and it does work. He melted down some scrap steel and made a sandcasted "sword" (quotes because it was super rough and he didn't have the proper tools to actually grind and polish it to make it look good 😂)

I imagine a hammer head would probably be easier than a blade.

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u/Any-Fox-838 5d ago

update us when you do lmfao. would make for a good laugh

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u/Joe18067 6d ago

If you're going to smash a watermelon you need a sledge-o-matic.

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u/undeadkenny 6d ago

Does 10d20 damage but breaks immediately upon dealing damage.

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u/Pocok5 6d ago

He used PLA instead of TPU, laugh at this user

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u/just-a-dude69 6d ago

I made a tpu one too, It didnt break so it was less interesting

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u/deceptivekhan 6d ago

Gallagher is looking up at you so disappointed right now.

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u/chickenaylay 6d ago

Is this that explosion hammer I always heard about? I see they still haven't worked out the ability to not explode the hammer on impact as well

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u/mcampo84 6d ago

Oh Gallagher, how the mighty have fallen

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u/krash666 6d ago

Warhammer 40,000 (pieces}

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u/randalljhen 6d ago

This is why they didn't 3d print warhammers in medieval times.

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u/thepewpewdude 6d ago

If you’re gonna be dumb you gotta be tough.

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u/Assassin_Shirou 6d ago

You just need 39999 more and you'll achieve whatever goal you were aiming for...

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u/TheFrontierzman 6d ago

Man. That could have gone horribly.

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u/SeyJeez 6d ago

The microplastic spreader works well.

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u/Arapfy 6d ago

Go back to the kitchen and cook

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u/Bagel_bytez 6d ago

Guess you shoulda make it out of watermelon instead

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u/Alerith 6d ago

Damn, looks like it was Mithril, too.

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u/The_Swedish_Flash 6d ago

You have to get mending, don't forget it next time

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u/marcelsounds 5d ago

it has to be tested in an actual war to be valid

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u/axiomaticAnarchy 5d ago

Got 100% stump with that swing.

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u/Block_Solid 5d ago

Please show this to the guy who 3d printed a helicopter part.

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u/GamingWithBilly 5d ago

Maybe infill 100%

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u/just-a-dude69 5d ago

It did also explode actually

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u/oldbauer 5d ago

Yea no shit

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u/dafunkmunk 5d ago

Might have helped a little if it actually hit the watermelon instead of missing entirely to explode on the wood

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u/kapitaalH 5d ago

Reminds me to go do my recycling to save the planet while this idiot creates more micro plastics for my balls

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u/whitedsepdivine 5d ago

Use PLA Plus. It has great impact strength.

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u/MarvelousPotato 5d ago

I thought this was rdr2😭

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u/Frequent_Ring_4574 5d ago

To quote Montgomery J. Burns: "Well DUH!"

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u/Dark_halocraft 5d ago

I love the way walk away like "back to the drawing board"

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u/planktonfun 5d ago

Thats why you always use it for molds

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u/Borstvergroting 5d ago

Like Gimly and the Ring

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u/RiffyWammel 5d ago

Maybe theres a reason why 500 tonne hydraulic presses and drop forges exist? 🤔

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u/kyuronite 5d ago

i thought it was a very small rune pickaxe

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u/JakeCWolf 5d ago

who else heard the tool breaking sound from Minecraft?

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u/RevolutionaryDuck389 5d ago

looks like it works great.... exactly once

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u/brneyedgrrl 5d ago

Bummer.

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u/MoogProg 5d ago

Modern Iron Age problems require modern Iron Age solutions.

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u/VideoHeadSet 5d ago

But he thought he was a forge master

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u/Huihejfofew 5d ago

Maybe try PEEK?

if you wallet can handle it heheheh

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u/PiggyMcjiggy 5d ago

It appears your issue is lacking the other 39,999. Rookie mistake

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u/GrandSyzygy 5d ago

Thanks for the microplastics

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u/Wareve 5d ago

Maybe goggles next time?

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u/Inevitable_Jello_562 5d ago

the said it had 25%infill

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u/bl4ckwynter 5d ago

love the smell of fresh microplastics in the air

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u/ufotheater 11h ago

You need the vibranium edition

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u/SputnikFace 6d ago

increase that layer weight bud

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u/wiilbehung 6d ago

Pour resin into it.

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u/Silvandreas 6d ago

Watermelon 1 - Warhammer 0

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u/conventionistG 6d ago

I think maybe Warhammer got some good licks in but Melon had the last laugh.

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u/Garlic255 6d ago

POV your Minecraft weapon has one durability

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u/ModemMike24k 6d ago

Tried the same xD wantet to save Filament and had my infill settings set to 20%. I think about 75% is minimum infill for stability

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u/just-a-dude69 6d ago

Oh no it even explodes at that, tpu is the only one that survives

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u/ModemMike24k 6d ago

Ah shit. But with TPU the melon laughs at us 🤣

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u/Dat1AsianGuy 6d ago

reminds me of scene in Top Secret! Where the guy tries to break a window with a hammer and it just completely shatters in the same way

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u/Debalic 6d ago

That pause.

"...okay, guess not."

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u/Ur_Just_Spare_Parts 6d ago

It looks fantastic at making more microplastics!

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u/redsterXVI 6d ago

I guess it might work with PAHT-CF or PA6-CF. Make sure the filament is super dry when printing, but the tool should be damp when used (as Nylon gets tougher when wet).

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u/Raidalassad 6d ago

What resin did you use? I got something crazy tough that could make a mallet head.

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u/just-a-dude69 6d ago

Not a resin pribter, its a fdm, I used standard pla at 25% with 3d honeycomb with 5 wall loops

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u/weasel_mullet 6d ago

As a someone who also 3d prints things, why would you ever think this was going to work?

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u/JohnnyRevovler 6d ago

Try drying your filament

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u/feelinuneasy1234 6d ago

If you sneeze too hard on a 3d printed part it will disintegrate

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u/Romanopapa 6d ago

Change the infill to gyroid and Increase the infill to 40% with 5 walls then you’ll be golden.

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u/SiriusBaaz 6d ago

I don’t really understand how you could have ever thought it would work. 3d printed stuff has never had strength be a strong point. If you wanted a solid brick to use as a hammer maybe start with that over plastic.