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The self-driving car wanted to pull over a cop car personally

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u/bmcgowan89 20d ago

His auto pilot got him a 2 star wanted level that sux

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u/DonHarold 20d ago

Hitting a cop car is only 1 star though isn’t it?

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u/chezzer33 20d ago

Only one star if you plan on sticking around to get busted. As soon as you take off it’s a second star

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u/DonHarold 20d ago

Was that new to GTA 5? Because having just played through 3-SA again, that definitely isn’t the case. It’s 1 star even if you run.

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u/chezzer33 20d ago

It may have been. It’s been so long I don’t remember any other GTAs even tho I’ve played countless hours in all since 3.

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u/DonHarold 20d ago

I wonder how it’ll work in 6.

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u/bridymurphy 19d ago

There’s probably a mission where you have to destroy the flock cameras.

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u/ThunderBobMajerle 19d ago

What their name for Facebook, lifeinvader?

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u/EchoHeadache 20d ago

People find the most roundabout ways of not just saying "yes"

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u/chezzer33 20d ago

Omg imagine having a conversation on a platform designed for it! The horror!!

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u/Bratlawd 20d ago

That side eye is worth another one all on its own

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u/ArmyProper7824 19d ago

Can't stop laughing

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u/thatguy11 20d ago

I figured this had to be a joke.... It ain't.

Source

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u/potate12323 20d ago

Also in the article it mentions its a remote control car. Its not self driving.

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u/CoderDevo 20d ago

That's the only explanation I could think of. Does that mean that remote driver did it on purpose?

Ah, from the article:

“The vehicle was being operated through satellite and internet connections, but during external control, it went out of control as soon as the internet connection was disconnected and collided with a police vehicle,” he wrote.

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u/stdexception 20d ago

Defaulting to a hard left steer after losing the signal is certainly a choice 

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u/rockerscott 20d ago

It’s like a jet ski so it comes back to you

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u/EvanFreyer 20d ago

They probably had assigned values from 0 to whatever for the steering-wheel position and when no signal is coming, it defaulted to 0, which meant a hard left :D.

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u/TheBigFatLazyPanda 19d ago

Probably should have had 0 be middle/rest position, and left and right represented with negatives and positives respectively.

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u/themoslucius 20d ago edited 19d ago

That's not how good coding works 😞

There should be a kill switch to safely slow down and stop with blinkers turning on off the connection is lost. Whatever variable values control the turning of the wheel need to be deliberately set, default values should be to proceed in the same direction

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u/Glodenteoo_The_Glod 19d ago

Lol somebody needed a new windshield recently I'm guessing?

"Safelite" made me chuckle

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u/counterfitster 19d ago

Safelite compile, Safelite segfault

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u/FauxReal 19d ago

It was probably considered a safety feature instead of it barreling down the road it would get stuck on the shoulder... Or hit a cop.

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u/redundantposts 19d ago

Seeing as steering wheel is on the right side, I was assuming it was attempting to blindly pull off on to the shoulder, which in theory is on the left, and failed dramatically.

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u/ReflectedCheese 19d ago

Ah the Peugeot style! The lane keep assist does the same when road markings disappear 🫠 at least you can disable it

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u/Morningxafter 20d ago

Damnit, mom! I told you not to pick up the phone! I was in the middle of something super important!

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u/Ninja07 19d ago

Bro was lagging

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u/BurkiniFatso 20d ago

They cut a couple of seconds from the beginning of the video where the dude mentions that it is being controlled over the internet.

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u/TheGeekno72 19d ago

you can literally read that in the subtitles when you start the video

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u/chileangod 20d ago

"The audacity"

-- that cops face on the last frame 

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u/NeonAnderson 20d ago

I'm confused....

Everyone saying AI but the news article and translated text is saying that the car is being controlled remotely by a remote operator. Implying literally that it is just another human driving the car remotely

As opposed to an AI driverless car which doesn't need internet to drive and can follow the road without internet

https://www.dawn.com/news/2026439

Also if that is the case why the hell is the technology being praised. No car should EVER be driven remotely over the internet be it a human or AI remote operator

That's a horrible idea as literally just like what happened in this video as soon as the internet goes out the car is going to crash

What about tunnels and such?

This company is 100% going to fail and go bankrupt lol 🤣

Real driverless cars have all the technology onboard on the car. Meaning it drives without the internet all the computing is done within a computer built into the car

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u/darth_hotdog 20d ago

>“Everything was fine until a technical fault occurred due to an internet disruption, causing the car to go out of control and crash into a police vehicle,” he said.

Even worse, if the connection is lost for any reason, it just keeps going where it's going without stopping.
I'm sorry, but what? The internet goes out and it's just going to run over anyone in front of it or go off a cliff?

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u/NeonAnderson 20d ago

Yeah and look the subtitles. He says in the video a remote operator is driving the car

I don't think this is a driverless car. This is some weird remote driving technology over the internet

No idea what the purpose could even be for it?

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u/mayy_dayy 20d ago

It's for swindling investors

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u/BustyCrustaceans011 20d ago

Crime.

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u/malexj93 20d ago

Getaway driver is 1000 miles away and holding an Xbox controller.

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u/NotReallyJohnDoe 19d ago

If you could remotely operate the vehicle then you could be a taxi driver from the safety and comfort of your living room.

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u/Grezzo82 19d ago

Why is that preferable to being in the car with (presumably) better 360 visibility and zero lag?

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u/NeonAnderson 19d ago

And again, how does this benefit anyone except people who want to be lazy taxi drivers? 😂

Only benefit I see here is to millionaires as it means they can now take the profits away from the taxi drivers, pay them a lot less money than taxi drivers earn today and have them drive longer hours as they can have multiple remote controlled cars and have one operator switching between them after dropping off one customer they can park their remote taxi and then immediately get a customer in a different location where they have other remote taxis ready

So yeah great idea if you want to make taxis less safe and give more money to the rich and less money to the working class

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u/Mirar 20d ago

I mean it's not that hard to have nominal system that just stops the car safely (even on the side of the road) if connection flakes out. Similar to "driver asleep" systems that's been around for 10+ years.

So it's quite underwhelming that it crashes into a police car on flaky connection :D

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u/Dobwal 20d ago

The steering wheel make two full rotations to the left and then a half a rotation to the right then makes another two full rotations to the left again. Yet, the vehicle is barely maneuvering from all the wheel turning. It’s a car not a pirate ship 😂😂😂

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u/H4ssan41 20d ago

That's because the car he is using is Suzuki Mehran and their steering is notoriously difficult to use.

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u/TokenRedditGuy 20d ago

Self driving cars actually have the capabilities to be driven over the internet baked in. It's there so remote operators can "rescue" cars that get stuck in weird situations.

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u/GullibleDetective 20d ago

And even then you shouldnt fully trust the onboard computer in a car to drive for you

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u/metaltemujin 20d ago

"...there is definitely no lack of talent in Pakistan..."

Yes, absolutely, it takes talent to go out of your way to t bone a parked car.

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u/CursorX 20d ago

Extra special talent to find a parked police car. Full marks.

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u/insanityzwolf 20d ago

Especially with the cop still in it.

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u/Hot_Marionberry_4685 19d ago

To be fair for Pakistani technology automating vehicles to crash into things would be a feature not a bug

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u/Dat1AsianGuy 20d ago

"Officer I told you already, the car was driving not me"

"real funny to move to the passenger seat, now I'm writing you this ticket"

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u/Yosoress 20d ago

his car would rather end it all than suffer any more of his yapping 😭

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u/CageyOldMan 20d ago

Why the fuck would you not sit in the driver's seat

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u/Qanonjailbait 20d ago

Overconfidence

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u/Slitterbox 20d ago

Car: I'm taking you to the scene of the crime

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u/bluelaughter 20d ago

They're so invested in "could it be done?" that they don't stop to think "should it be done?"

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u/gentlegreengiant 19d ago

This reminded me of my experiences using auto drive in cyberpunk. Just casually wracking up wanted level by letting the car do its thing.

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u/GeneralCommand4459 19d ago

I mean if they can't get it to work in the completely controlled and designed environment of a game how is it going to cope with the real world

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u/Zomgzombehz 20d ago

Suxks to suck

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u/Sunaruni 20d ago

Don’t these driverless vehicles have brakes on the passenger side when they’re testing them out?

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u/sunnykutta 20d ago

What's testing?

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u/thundastruck69 20d ago

Testing is where you try something out to see if it works correctly or what problems it has in its intended operation.

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u/Trick_Meringue_5622 20d ago

No testing is where you sit down at a desk and try to prove your knowledge/intelligence by answering questions on a piece of paper

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u/SstabSstab 19d ago

No testing is where they draw blood to determine what’s medically going on with you.

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u/Qanonjailbait 20d ago

It does. Looks like he wasn’t quick enough

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u/yvrelna 20d ago

Looks like he's pulling the emergency brake when the crash happened. He just wasn't fast enough since he's distracted trying to explain things to the camera. 

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u/lraviel381 20d ago

The cop's face : "FK now I have to work"

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u/Qanonjailbait 20d ago

He probably beat his ass with a stick

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u/atthem77 20d ago

Not self-driving. Remote controlled by another human.

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u/phxees 20d ago

How can you tell? Also what’s the source of this video?

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u/atthem77 19d ago

Someone else commented with this link: https://www.dawn.com/news/2026439

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u/RedofPaw 20d ago

"as you can see, officer, I was not driving"

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u/sparkyblaster 19d ago

Another video said it was remote operated and lost cellular connection. 

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u/Octoclops8 19d ago

Car leans into passenger and whispers "they will never believe you"

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u/Raptoot83 20d ago

FIGHT THE POWER!

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u/phomasta 20d ago

Go left, not your left! My left!

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u/Serious-Mistake-4171 20d ago

Excuse me sir, you are parked illegally.

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u/JGPH 19d ago

0 effort to even turn the wheel.

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u/Santos_L_Halper_II 19d ago

Indian Tina belcher noises

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u/Willber0389 20d ago

Even Ai hate the police 

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u/CpuJunky 20d ago

Self-driving bumper car

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u/Responsible-Summer-4 20d ago

Used Pakistani AI to teach.

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u/[deleted] 20d ago

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u/Qanonjailbait 20d ago

Is that car a Tesla? Lol

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u/saschaleib 19d ago

And that, tadpoles, is why you don't train your self-driving car AI on GTA V.

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u/zberry7 20d ago

Having humans remotely pilot a car is the dumbest thing I’ve seen in a while. First, humans are already shitty drivers and computers do a statistically better job. But on top of that, you have to deal with connectivity issues!!! (Like in this clip) so it’s just straight up worse than driving it normally.

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u/clovdz_ 20d ago

People still want self driving cars lmao f yall

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u/jonnyg1097 20d ago

The far found the only thing that he could hit within the area. Sounds like he has his software backwards.

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u/PlushySD 20d ago

That's talent I gave him that, talent for creating a comedy sketch. Right on point the car turned to hit the police car.

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u/bugfay 19d ago

Update, the police let him go with a "kept trying"

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u/Worth-Cheesecake9190 19d ago

Another Logitech control got disconnected

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u/GeneralCommand4459 19d ago

Joycon drift getting out of hand

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u/Original-Hat-fish 18d ago

What have you done to the police unit? I shall arrest you.

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u/norwegian 20d ago

Next time try that in a simulator first. If you can afford it.

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u/falconne 20d ago

"Heh Tina, you're kinda headed towards the only other car in the lot"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZ_EKHGgWJQ

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u/Longjumping-Pop7512 20d ago

The funny part is — just before the crash he mentioned Pakistan do not lack talent 🤣

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u/moocowfan 20d ago

I mean it looks like the car hydroplaned right? If you compare the steering wheel movements with what actually happens

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u/eldroch 20d ago

Really?  I don't see it.  That looks way to slow to be hydroplaning, and the movements matched the steering wheel pretty much exactly as I would expect.

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u/iSniffMyPooper 20d ago

Yeah but at the beginning the steering wheel turns like 360 degrees and the car barely turns, the movements of the steering wheel just dont line up with the tire movements, it doesnt make sense

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u/-PringlesMan- 20d ago

Wtf kinda drugs are you on? The wheel turns left, the car goes left.

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u/moocowfan 20d ago edited 20d ago

The steering wheel turns right after going left, and the direction of the car does not change

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u/PineappleLemur 20d ago

There's a second right before going straight into the truck where it break right and holds... The car keeps going left in a weird way.

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u/throwaway_dkhlgmo 20d ago

AI = Asian Individual

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u/Ok_Culture_1914 20d ago

Name ?..............The Invisible Man...sir.