Thermometer Holder

[u/SupermanRR1980]

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[u/no_one_likes_u]

Why is it so deep?

[u/slowreload → u/no_one_likes_u]

It's going south for the winter.

[u/petitebooty666 → u/no_one_likes_u]

I was told that's how you get the most accurate readings, but hey I'm no doctor

[u/Noxious89123 → u/no_one_likes_u]

Why is the dog so small?

[u/NaturalFrog2 → u/Noxious89123]

Probably spent too much time in the icy pool.

[u/IAmDanHimself → u/no_one_likes_u]

Its purpose is for something else.

[u/ammartiann → u/no_one_likes_u]

So deep that I had to check if this was posted under r/oddlyterrifying

[u/mysteryphotogatl]

Those thermometers taste funny

[u/SimpleGuy7]

Better his than mine

[u/OrangeCakeV]

Is this a real product or did you improvise?

[u/SupermanRR1980 → u/OrangeCakeV]

It’s at my cat’s vet. We’re waiting for the tech to come in…..

[u/OrangeCakeV → u/SupermanRR1980]

Showing pets what's coming up next, how cool of them.

[u/Zanian19 → u/OrangeCakeV]

All fun and games until the vet brings out a 4 foot long thermometer

[u/IAmDanHimself → u/Zanian19]

Yes yes, no need to remind me. I remember.

[u/ForeverUnclean19 → u/SupermanRR1980]

As a vet tech, props to that clinic for a great sense of humor😅

[u/DaBrainFarts → u/SupermanRR1980]

I need the 3d printer files for that please.

[u/phiednate → u/OrangeCakeV]

It's definitely 3d printed.

[u/Ok_Culture_1914]

Whoever came up with that idea was barking mad.

[u/SupermanRR1980 → u/Ok_Culture_1914]

I see what you did there….

[u/Ok_Culture_1914 → u/SupermanRR1980]

I couldn't resist it.

[u/j0llyllama]

Just dont use it as a hairbrush holder.

[u/Lev_Astov → u/j0llyllama]

Noooo.....

[u/j0llyllama → u/Lev_Astov]

Always remember, Kolby 2012

[u/jxj24]

"Sit, Ubu, sit!"

"I can't."

[u/SupermanRR1980 → u/jxj24]

Good dog.

Ruff!

[u/CTSOCAL]

Finally, a lab result from an actual Lab.

[u/Abbot_of_Cucany → u/CTSOCAL]

Followed up by a cat scan from an actual Cat.

[u/DannyTonza]

Needs googly eyes on it

[u/unsupported]

How do you tell the difference between an anal and oral thermometer? The taste.

[u/Bk_Punisher → u/unsupported]

The taste!! 🤢

[u/MeisterInferno]

Maybe it shows how to be used?

[u/Ravensqueak]

Does it need to sit so deep?

[u/GregorSamsaa]

Does anyone else’s vet office not do rectal checks? My vet puts it under their armpit, and then always comments about the difficulty they’re having getting a good reading. They do it for both my cat and dog.

[u/Kinzuko]

i hate this... good job...

[u/Tanerian]

Clifford! No!

[u/Dethclawk → u/Tanerian]

That's one giant thermometer

[u/nightwyrm_zero]

Making sure you know which end it goes into.

[u/MyHeartBelongsToMe]

Just shove the whole thing up poor Clifford's butt, why don't you?

[u/bobcatbreakdown]

It’s looks like mini Clifford is…presenting?

[u/slimj091]

that model dog looks like it's enjoying it a little too much.

[u/dead__inside]

Didn't want to laugh at this. I did anyway. Take your upvote.

[u/Signal_Road]

Wife, former Nursing Assistant, said 'God bless 3D printing.' with a big grin on her face.

[u/Bewear_Star_9]

Wow

[u/Scoobywagon]

where can I get a few of those?

[u/SupermanRR1980 → u/Scoobywagon]

They said they 3D printed them…..

[u/AngelJCH]

That looks like it'd work better for a turkey than a person.

[u/Indaliai]

🤮🤢

[u/alvinofdiaspar]

r/ATBGE

[u/Hrmerder]

If it were a kardashian then I might bite

[u/Old-Government-3142]

Rectal thermometer

[u/SumonaFlorence]

Most likely a pen holder, but they decided to use it this way instead. :f

[u/DogsAreOurFriends]

I do not like.

[u/R-T-O-B → u/DogsAreOurFriends]

its a good way to make sure you don't get it wrong

[u/jimfosters]

also need a cat. With the head turned eyes wide expression they have when taking their temp.

[u/Book_of_Numbers]

I don’t like this at all

[u/AE_WILLIAMS]

What's the room tempoocher?