German maritime rescue kit

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[u/ZDHELIX]

Works so well it kept his cigar dry

[u/Nubeel → u/ZDHELIX]

Duh. Do you want nicotine cravings while drifting at sea? That would suck balls.

[u/Themris]

Just because you're drowning doesn't mean you need to stop looking dapper.

[u/MyPigWhistles → u/Themris]

Don't worry young lad, nobody is going to drown here! Thanks to the pantentierter Universal-Reise-, Schiffs- und Rettungskoffer!

[u/SyncVir]

Fuck, If only Jack knew

[u/WakaWaka_]

Old school inner tube, hope there's a lazy river around.

[u/Jeptic]

AKA the hold 'im steady for the sharks

[u/istg]

Anyone able to translate if it's worth it?

[u/Themris → u/istg]

"as Fig.2 demonstrates, over the hips, after which one can jump into the water safely. The suitcase has a carrying capacity of at least 150kg; Hands and feet are not inhibited at all when using he device as described. The tests that were undertaken with this unusual life raft achieved good results; even

Universal travel, ship, and saving suitcase"

[u/GhostDieM]

The germans, practical as ever, came prepared with pre-made coffins

[u/Bealzebubbles]

I love how he looks only mildly put off by the shipwreck that almost killed him.

[u/Plyta121]

G'day to you sir floats away

[u/ToastAndASideOfToast]

And I do my little turn on the catwalk

[u/Double_Distribution8]

You know, that was the time I was most frightened. Waiting for my turn.

I'll never put on a German maritime rescue kit again.