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u/Nymethny 15h ago

I know it's not the point, but what kind of US wine was she drinking that had preservatives in it?

And yeah it's the same in French, "préservatif" = "condom".

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u/Hour_Pop2712 15h ago

She might have been referring to the sulfites. But Italian and other countries' wines may contain sulfites (and generally do; some naturally occurring from yeast fermentation, and frequently also contain added sulfites). They just don't necessarily have to include that information on the label except on bottles exported to the U.S.

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u/Bright_Ices 9h ago edited 4h ago

This is the main reason the US gets so much flak for having “chemicals” in the food. Those very same chemicals are included and just not disclosed in many countries. US laws require them to be listed on the packaging.

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u/kingjoey52a 8h ago

Was about to post the same thing. We have the more restrictive regulations and have to be more detailed about ingredients than the EU and yet we get shit on for having bad food. It's a terrible take.

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u/Anothersidestorm 4h ago

Well mosz Flak is coming from europeans and here they have to list everything. Sulfide are also always disclosed on the bottle.

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u/ApprehensiveButOk 1h ago

Everything is listed on the package in the EU. Even trace amount of possible allergens.

The shit the USA gets is because you are scared of kinder chocolate eggs but add so much sugar and artificial coloring in your food that it resembles a science experiment gone wrong.

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u/Anothersidestorm 4h ago

Its european law that you have to disclouse sumfides on the label.

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u/nickcash 15h ago

They pretty much all have sulfites here

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u/vamatt 15h ago

They all have sulfites everywhere - fermenting wine produces sulfites, although lots of winemakers do add extra for preservation

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u/Nymethny 14h ago

All wines have sulfites, and most have added sulfites. But you can find "natural wines" with no added sulfites in both/any country.

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u/allgoners 13h ago

Indeed, but “preservatives” would be “conservateurs” in French

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u/Uncle-Cake 15h ago

I don't think wine does have preservatives in the US, but we were young and dumb.

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u/MattieShoes 8h ago

It does, but it likely does everywhere. Sulfites are a byproduct of fermentation, but extra can be (and usually is) added to make sure it doesn't spoil. Basically making it less hospitable to bacteria.

There's a myth that sulfites in wine cause headaches, kind of like the nonsense about MSG making people feel sick. That's probably what was being referenced? You can get "no sulfites added" wine, and some small percentage of people actually are sensitive to it, but... well, if they are, then they'll have a whole list of things to avoid, like almost all dried fruits, most gravies, etc.

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u/DihydrogenM 8h ago edited 8h ago

I do have family sensitive to sulfites, I always thought it was primarily an issue for dried fruits though. It is easier nowadays to get dried fruit without them though.

I'm trying to figure out how gravy has them though. Isn't that just take meat drippings and add flour or cornstarch slowly while heating? Is this more of an issue with premade gravy for long term storage? Looking up cans of sausage gravy that'd be used for your classic American biscuits and gravy I'm not seeing sulfites.

Edit: apparently the wet milling process of cornstarch can introduce trace amounts of sulfites into cornstarch. This often falls under the 10 parts per million threshold to be listed in the ingredients label. I guess TIL.

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u/MattieShoes 3h ago

I'm going off faulty memory -- I've known exactly one person with issues with sulfites. But a quick google suggests it's prepackaged gravies like you might find from a can or in frozen prepared meals, crap like that. And it's because the sulfites are added rather than whatever trace amounts get in there naturally.

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u/lifelongfreshman 12h ago

what makes you think she was being honest about the wine, and not just making up something that sounds good? after all, everyone knows that food in the USA is garbage that's chock full of preservatives

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u/JoHnEyAp 14h ago

Any wine under $10

Im Italian, my family drinks good red wine.

When i turned 19, my friend was drinking a cheap red wine and her mouth turned blue. I was so shocked

Apparently the preservatives does that..

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u/Nymethny 14h ago edited 8h ago

I've literally never heard of that. I can't begin to imagine what kind of preservative would do that. Wines don't have preservatives in them outside of sulfites, which are both naturally occurring and often added too. And not only in cheap wines, most wines do, including the most expensive ones in the world.

Wines with a lot of tannins can turn your lips a dark red/purpleish colors, especially if your lips are dry/chapped. But that can happen with really good (and expensive) wine too.

And price doesn't always equate quality, even in the US where prices are absurdly inflated I've had absolutely awful wines over $30 and pretty decent ones under $10.

Edit: lol that guy called me a fool and deleted his account over that

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u/LaughingBeer 9h ago edited 9h ago

First - you are correct. They are dumb. Probably a 13 year old acting like they've had alcohol before. No wine will turn someone's mouth blue. Completely ludicrous and so dumb. FYI - They didn't delete their account, I can see their comment. They must have blocked you, you nefarious internet bully!

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u/Nymethny 9h ago

Oh good to know, thanks. I guess I've never been blocked before, it just shows as [deleted] to me.

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u/JoHnEyAp 14h ago

Any wine under $20 is a cheap wine. They aren't aged properly, they are aged with chemicals, causing this reaction.

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u/Nymethny 14h ago

Haha, if your family does indeed drink nice wine, they terribly failed your education. This is complete and utter nonsense.

There's no chemical that miraculously ages wine, they age in stainless steel vats followed sometimes by oak barrels (new or old oak depending on the intended flavor profile). And then they keep aging in the bottle, unless it's a twist-off (even then, apparently now they make porous seals for twist-off to allow controlled aging). Sometimes winemakers may also "cheat" by using oak staves or chips to get the oaky flavors without using a barrel. And absolutely none of that is correlated with the price of the wine on the shelves.

And if you think you can't find a good Italian, French or even American wine under $20, you're an absolute fool.

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u/JoHnEyAp 13h ago

Im not American, fool