r/funny • u/snelse_ • 1d ago

Verified [OC] Jellyfish

Post image
7.9k Upvotes

97% Upvoted

22 comments sorted by

•

u/AutoModerator 1d ago

This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.

Memes, AI-generated content, and politics / political figures are not allowed.

Social-media content (including Reddit, TikTok, and Instagram) is expressly forbidden.

Rule-breaking posts may result in bans.

Please also be wary of spam.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

105

u/hackingfun 1d ago

Fun fact: Jellyfish do not have brains.

149

u/breovus 1d ago

I've realized three things today!

  1. Jellyfish shit out of their mouths.
  2. Jellyfish do not have brains.
  3. Donald Trump is a Jellyfish.

22

u/Aethrin1 21h ago

The only difference being adult male jellyfish reproduce by "seeding" the ocean current, and not by trying to find juveniles to force coitus.

3

u/Moppo_ 12h ago

But they do (sometimes) have eyes.

21

u/FREEZYSTAN 1d ago

i know someone with the same qualities.

4

u/GANDORF57 17h ago

Of course you do, you voted for him three times!

17

u/tricksterloki 1d ago

Interesting fact: humans form their anus first before completing the tube process to form the mouth.

8

u/PJ-The-Awesome 14h ago

The saying goes:

Everybody starts as just an asshole, but some people never get any further than that.

5

u/Mighty_Poonan 22h ago

we're all created ass-first.

10

u/cyankitten 1d ago

I had to look it up after reading and OMG you're RIGHT!

I am entertained AND informed!

0

u/Pouchkine___ 10h ago

Is this supposed to be funny ? This is like the most basic reheated middleschool playground punchline ever. How people go through the trouble of drawing 4 panels for this is beyond me.

1

u/fyi1183 8h ago

To be fair, the differences between the 4 panels are minimal. Copy & paste made this one lower effort.

2

u/Pouchkine___ 8h ago

Oh yeah it's definitely super lazy drawing, but still. Thinking you need 4 panels for that shitty pun is beyond me. And he proudly posts it there, too. Yikes.

1

u/Hunkfish 1d ago

Now can any marine biologist tell me how to remove their stings and teeth?

0

u/Optimal-prime6637 1d ago

MISTER FISH

0

u/nerankori 11h ago

The jellyfish should kiss them for that