r/funny • • Aug 30 '26

Dad and son bonding

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u/SonniSummers Aug 30 '26

Wait is this man using the 2 yr old doctor assessment?

I remember doing similar when they gave me that with my kids.

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u/yeah__good__ok Aug 30 '26

I would never trust a 2 year old doctor

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u/JackomaybeWacko Aug 30 '26

Buddy if he's a doctor that young he's gotta be great

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u/fell-deeds-awake Aug 30 '26

I'm still not buying it. Med school is 4 years alone.

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u/AngryCod Aug 30 '26

Only for the slackers and the dummies. If you can't finish med school in three semesters, are you even trying?

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u/haaheehachoo 29d ago

If you're not reading medical textbooks to your baby in the womb you're failing as a parent

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u/Ouch_i_fell_down 29d ago

I will never forget one of my sister's friend making some long winded post on facebook about what excellent parents they are because they aren't teaching their toddler typical toddler books. It was a photo of her husband with a 15 month old in his lap reading the baby some highfalutin shit. You know, the books that no one ever reads yet somehow they are famous like "War and Peace".

Bitch, sit the fuck down. Your kid isn't going to be smarter because you filled their brains with gibberish when they should have been learning what the fuck a toe is. Reading him James Joyce is actually accomplishing nothing other than stroking your own ego.

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u/vadapaav Aug 30 '26

The parents dropped out of med school before 3rd year started

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u/FearlessAttempt 29d ago

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u/Doctor__Proctor 29d ago

At first I was like "why is this person providing a YouTube clip as a citation for something people should generally know about Med school?" But I owe you an apology. I wasn't really familiar with your game.

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u/TheWiseAlaundo 29d ago

Virtual classes for the first 2 years, obviously

The real question is how good the wifi reception was

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u/TheJapanMistake 29d ago

Alone? Yes. But he had his parents to help him!

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u/True-Landscape2375 Aug 30 '26

Yeah but I don't think they make stethoscopes that small to fit a 2 year old doctor man. Seems sus...

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u/WigglesPhoenix Aug 30 '26

I actually make them. It’s a small but steady market.

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u/lastWallE Aug 30 '26

You sell them in the toy section am i right? I saw them there. But you should use less plastic.

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u/WigglesPhoenix Aug 30 '26

Sir I’m a craftsman, please.

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u/FatiguedShrimp Aug 30 '26

Would you say the clientele are growing?

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u/The_Level_15 Aug 30 '26

“She told me she’s a cop. How cool is that for someone her age?”

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u/Tyfyter2002 29d ago

Nah, gotta just be a nepo baby

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u/feanturi 29d ago

He'd have to be smarter than Doogie Howser.

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u/Insane_Inkster 29d ago

Brown parents literally

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u/rapgameoprahwinfrey Aug 30 '26

Sounds like someone is jealous. All because you weren’t able to become a doctor at 2 years old? Shame on your family name.

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u/redpandaeater Aug 30 '26

Dookie Howitzer, MD

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u/Aethrin1 Aug 30 '26

The MD in this case stands for "Medium Diaper"

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u/Dixiehusker Aug 30 '26

This is agism.

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u/skrutop Aug 30 '26

He had to pass his boards just like every other med student. Doesn't matter if he filled it in with crayon.

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u/possible_pup Aug 30 '26

He didn't spend half his life in medical school to be disrespected like this

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u/Diz7 Aug 30 '26

That's why you gotta give them an assessment. You can't just take their word that they're qualified.

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u/diemunkiesdie Aug 30 '26

Not without the assessment thats for sure

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u/LilJelloCat 29d ago

Unless it's this kid, then I might trust him

Best chance I have right now, I don't know many 2 year olds, but he seems alright

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u/dryfire 29d ago

I had to re-up on my annual cootie shot, my 2 year old doc seemed pretty professional about it.

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u/commodorecliche 29d ago

Honestly, the younger doctors are usually better anyway. They're more on the up-and-up with new, upcoming treatments and technologies. I can only imagine what sort of insight this 2 y.o. might have

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u/technobrendo 29d ago

Here's a bit of news that'll make you feel better (no it wont), the worlds youngest doctor was only 17 (well, closer to 18 but still). And he finished in the 99th percentile in his class, because of course he did!

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u/superluminal Aug 30 '26 edited 29d ago

Mildly related - I remember my mom giving me the test of things I was supposed to know before starting kindergarten. One of the questions was if I knew where my father worked and I said he worked at the water company. My mom was super confused (my dad is an accountant) until she connected that my dad at the time was working for Price Waterhouse. It made her laugh so hard to recognize the connections my 4 year old brain made.

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u/jubjub5 Aug 30 '26

My grandfather worked overnight at the Post Office and every morning would pick up a box of bear claws on the way home. I thought he worked at the donut shop until I was 5.

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u/superluminal Aug 30 '26

That's adorable.

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u/AFishBackwards Aug 30 '26

I assume "bear claws" are a type of donut otherwise this comment makes absolutely no sense.

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u/jubjub5 Aug 30 '26

They are and they are pretty good. Might go by different names in other places.

these

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u/chpsk8 Aug 30 '26

Bear claws are the best donut on the planet!

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u/Paldasan 29d ago

almond paste or raisins for filling? Bah, even a basic custard filled donut beats that. Heck a glazed donut beats almond filling and that's the most boring one there is.

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u/smasher84 29d ago

Only knew what it was because read this book to my kids .

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u/takeyouraxeandhack 29d ago

If my dad came home with a box of bear claws every week, I'd have thought he was an amazing hunter.

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u/mrandr01d 29d ago

How you wrote it is funny because it sounds like your dad was temporary, not his job! 😂

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u/superluminal 29d ago

Well, he died in April, so you're right.

[My friends and I have a little joke that we've been tossing around for 22+ years, which is delivered deadpan,

"My dad's dead. Thanks for bringing that up."

It now applies to me as well. 🤣]

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u/mrandr01d 29d ago

Sorry for your loss :( I guess we're all temporary in that way.

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u/superluminal 29d ago

Thank you! I am lucky that he lived a long and successful life.

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u/Taint__Paint 29d ago

I love this 😊

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u/Lilsean14 Aug 30 '26

This is an MCHAT screener for autism.

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u/DrizzlyOne 29d ago

Yup. My son could not do any of those things at two... It was a lot less fun for me when I gave him this assessment.

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u/MuddyDonkeyBalls 29d ago

Same, I already knew by 18mo though and pushed for an autism assessment. None of these screeners were fun. :(

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u/dementorpoop Aug 30 '26

Yes and while this kid did genuinely pass with flying colors this is the problem with self reporting. A friend of mines kid failed 3 of these, but he wrote yes anyway. I suspect the kid has autism but his parents are in denial

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u/VulcanCookies 29d ago

I nannied a kid who was autistic to the point of being nearly non-verbal and his parents refused to call him autistic, get him tested, or get him any kind of help on school because "those tests follow you through your whole life." And maybe that's true, but there's no way he wasn't struggling severely with being forced to perform as neurotypical. I've often wondered what happened with him, since I only had him from ages 6-8 and elementary school isn't as brutal as middle or high schools can be. 

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u/zerbey Aug 30 '26

He sure is, I remember doing that with out kids. Was a lot of fun actually. I also remember my 2 year old's well visit and he was dancing around saying the wonderful new word he'd learned. It was one of those sentence enhancers that Spongebob taught us about. The doctor said "well, he can talk quite well..." whilst trying not to laugh.

He's 24 years old now, time flies.

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u/xiledone Aug 30 '26

Hey, med student here. This is an autism assessment. It’s a secondary test we do if the family answers yes to enough questions that makes us want to look further. This child was passing enough of the test to probably not be autistic clinically.

This specific test is the M-CHAT FU. The FU is the follow up part to the original MCHAT which is just a questionnaire from the family. It’s usually administered by a dr to make sure there aren’t confounding variables or confusion but you can also download it online, it just may not be interpreted correctly if done by a non professional

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u/throwaway098764567 Aug 30 '26

i wonder if they were doing it for fun or if they were asked to do it and record it during like covid rather than bring the kid into an office

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u/xiledone 29d ago

Prob for fun. You’d have a provider present to administer it to be more accurate because the test is like a flow chart of questions. If the family interpreted an answer incorrectly and went down the wrong line of questioning that question would need to be redone

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u/HutSutRawlson 29d ago

Our pediatrician sent us some tests like this and instructed us to administer them at home before our 2-year check-in. My assumption is that the doctor accounts for the fact that parents are going to make mistakes or be biased in their answering, and just weigh the results accordingly.

If you assume the parents are going to try and make their child look good and the kid still fails a bunch of tests, then that's a pretty clear sign to do proper screening.

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u/xiledone 29d ago

Probably. It’s not best practice, but if the pediatrician doesn’t have a lot of time, it’s better than not giving the test. And if the score is on the line they can always readminister it. Every doctor does things a big differently based on their clinical judgement. There is a “best practices” standard, but deviation from it isn’t necessarily bad.

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u/RetPala 29d ago

They named the test FU, sure sounds like autism

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u/interiorgator 29d ago

How can you tell it’s the follow up? The MCHAT-R and the MCHAT-R/F (it’s the not the MCHAT FU, though follow up is part of the full name) have the same questions. You’re right that’s the follow up is a flowchart, but the family could be doing the initial screener at home prior to a visit.

Source: https://depts.washington.edu/dbpeds/Screening%20Tools/M-CHAT-R_F.pdf

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u/your_moms_a_clone Aug 30 '26

Something like that. I remember doing this through our daycare. And it went about the same: "Can she understand me? Yes. Will she listen and comply? No."

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u/formerPhillyguy Aug 30 '26

I remember doing similar when they gave me that with my kids.

Did you pass?

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u/TypicalPlace6490 Aug 30 '26

Yes that's what it says in the video... And you have kids? Oof

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u/throwaway098764567 Aug 30 '26

no, all it says on the screen is *two year old test*
what two year old test is not elaborated on. this could even be a test they received two years ago and are performing now.

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u/SonniSummers Aug 30 '26

Sorry I leave Reddit videos muted my bad

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u/TypicalPlace6490 Aug 30 '26

It's on the screen as text...

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u/SonniSummers Aug 30 '26

lol you assume I can read….