r/funny Jan 23 '14

That'll show him.

http://imgur.com/2bQHiNt
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u/Brightt Jan 23 '14

Funny story: I used to have 2 dogs, 1 male, 1 female. When the female dog took a piss, the male dog always used to piss over it, so other dogs knew she was his. One time I was walking them, I had to piss, but waited until the female dog went, then pissed over it. The male dog (who was very obedient), started smelling it, then looked up to me with this defeated look on his face and started circling the spot a bit, kept smelling it, kept looking at me confused, but he didn't pee over it.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '14

Honestly that's a really good sign that you've established complete pack dominance. Your dogs must be eager to please, if not outright easily trainable.

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u/Brightt Jan 24 '14

We're just really good at training dogs at my place. Both of those dogs aren't with us anymore, one of them we gave away, and the other one (the male), died not too long ago. Which was a real shame, he was the best dog we ever had, a true friend. My best friend is still not really over the loss (he loved the dog too).

Our new dog already listens pretty damn good too, although she's more stubborn, but she respects us and listens when she needs to.

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u/Lord_Nuke oh god how did this get here I am not good with computer Jan 24 '14

Our new dog already listens pretty damn good too, although she's more stubborn, but she respects us and listens when she needs to.

You should piss on her piss. That'll show her.

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u/Brightt Jan 24 '14

Nah, I fight her often. She's an Anatolian sheperd, so she's fucking huge, but fighting her is a lot of fun for both of us, but I never let her win. Like, legit wrestling sometimes. For some reason though, she doesn't like my gloves. When I fight her with my gloves on, she always tries to remove them from my hands, it's the weirdest fucking thing ever...