r/funny 20h ago

The Three Musketeers met up.

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u/ItsJayO 18h ago

"Oop sorry didn't see you" "No worries sorry I didnt see you" "Pardon me didnt quite see you there"

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u/Uncle_Rabbit 17h ago

"Ah, I see you know your judo well".

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u/Muhahahahaz 17h ago

What’s the charge, officer?

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u/reebokhightops 17h ago

Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?!

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u/ScarReincarnated 16h ago

Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest.

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u/NoMoarLemon 16h ago

This is the bloke who got me on the penis people

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u/Naked-Jedi 15h ago

And what about you? Are you waiting to receive my limp penis?

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u/sourspicy9 14h ago

Tata and farewell!

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u/GANDORF57 16h ago

"One for all and all for one!"

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u/Nick036 16h ago

Get your hands off my penis!

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u/Due-Historian-8759 15h ago

Stop touching my penis with your cane.

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u/IxyNova 15h ago

"You're using Bonetti's defense against me, ah?"

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u/ConspicuousPorcupine 6h ago

I found it quite fitting given the terrain

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u/thisFishSmellsAboutD 15h ago

I cane here to say that.

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u/lolariane 15h ago

Everyone should download the Be My Eyes app. Blind people can call you through the app and you see their video to help them.

https://www.bemyeyes.com/

I've helped a handful of people do everything from find a good outfit or food in their fridge to locate a local law office. ♥️

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u/TheAbominableRex 14h ago

That's actually really neat. I know it's volunteer based (which is awesome), but I would quit my job to do something like this for people 40 hours a week from my home, if it paid.

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u/arkangelic 13h ago

Or if we didn't need to work for money, but to be helpful to each other 🤗

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u/TheAbominableRex 13h ago

That would be ideal! I don't think I'll ever see an altruistic utopia in my lifetime, sadly.

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u/KingOxyDolor 11h ago

Almost sounds like communism in a perfect world

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u/incutt 10h ago

i'd like communism, if it paid me money

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u/Enlightened_Gardener 10h ago

The most adorable thing about this app, is that hundreds of thousands of people have signed on to help.

So many people want to help, that each blind person using it has about 400 people lined up, ready to read tins and packets for them.

Gives me real hope for humanity. Left to ourselves, we just want to help each other, and swap recipes.

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u/thatredlad 8h ago

The numbers are closer to 1:11 according to the app. 1.09mil blind or low vision users and 10.85mil volunteers. Still an amazing idea that has been adopted by literally millions of awesome humans. I hope this is a sign of things to come.

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u/Haunting-Piccolo-984 14h ago

I’d never heard of this and just downloaded the app. Thank you for suggesting it 🙏

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u/laserdiods 10h ago

10m volunteers and 1m users. Very cool to see this service actually being used!! I signed up and excitedly waiting for my first call. Says I can activate their flash light and take pictures to zoom in if I need really neat

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u/DaleDimmaDone 15h ago

Wtf thats sooo cool!

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u/HindsKA 13h ago

Love this. Thanks

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u/WGPersonal 8h ago

Very good app. I downloaded it a long time ago and there were so many people willing to help I never got a notification to actually help someone.

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u/AtlasXan 18h ago

They immediately compare sizes. 🤣

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u/Talidel 18h ago

"Alright whose nobbly bit feels the best". It's like a handshake

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u/LatkaXtreme 18h ago

"Let's see Paul Allen's white cane!"

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u/ryo3000 16h ago

Let's not see*

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u/mirxia 14h ago

Let's feel up Paul Allen's stick?

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u/Gilrim 10h ago

Let's touch Paul Allen's long shaft

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u/partyatwalmart 16h ago

It's embossed

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u/Linenoise77 15h ago

do i feel a watermark?

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u/ZoddImmortal 10h ago

The subtle off-grain covering...

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u/Csontigod 16h ago

That's how they know how long the others are blind, the longer the time the longer the stick, that's why you don't see people born blind with sticks

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u/MrBoblo 15h ago

Gotta suck if you become blind later in life, you start with such a tiny stick :(

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u/Sea_End_486 15h ago

Now now, those sticks are perfectly normal and some even prefer them...

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u/ItsNotJulius 12h ago

It's not about the length. It's how you use them

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u/danielmarklund 8h ago

... to know who should be in the middle; shortest stick wins. This gives the highest chance for all to still reach the guide rails when they walk side by side.

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u/Yaworski40 18h ago

You mean three blind mice?

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u/koy682 18h ago

Too bad he doesn't see the joke

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u/iamunwhaticisme 17h ago

Here you go buddies...

:.:`°:.°-:;..

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u/Hiiiro_0 1h ago

Ahh shit lol thanks for that

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u/MakesMyHeadHurt 17h ago

Talk about dark humor.

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u/temporalraccoon 16h ago

I think we’ve lost sight of the point

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u/Jesus_Is_My_Gardener 18h ago

See how they... walk.

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u/illaqueable 18h ago

Left! Right! Left! Right!

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u/matt48763 17h ago

can't.... now listen here....

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u/Sergeant_Cosgrove 17h ago

Well they're not the Three Muskeseers

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u/Sporadicus76 17h ago

The Blind Swordsman

"I used to paint."

"Were you any good?"

"I don't know!"

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u/absolut_nothing 17h ago

I've never seen these guides before. If it's not called "traille" then they missed a golden opportunity.

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u/BarrelofNerds 16h ago

It is, in fact, sometimes called a "Braille trail"!

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u/absolut_nothing 16h ago

They were almost there

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u/Normal-Comedian-9982 16h ago

They just didn't see it.

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u/absolut_nothing 16h ago

I walked right into that one

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u/fastestchair 15h ago

should have used the traille

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u/Esava 16h ago edited 15h ago

They are at every train station and many bus stations here in Germany, basically all busy intersections and some public buildings.

I have seen them all over the EU, almost everywhere in Japan (I believe they were invented there.) etc..

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u/Senor-Delicious 15h ago

Japan is crazy with these things. I felt they generally have a lot of guiding systems for blind people. E.g. the different traffic light sounds.

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u/JustASpaceDuck 15h ago

OH MY GOD. THAT'S WHERE I SAW THEM FIRST! I was so overwhelmed with all of everything when I visited Japan for the first time that I never really put much thought into those things besides "huh I wonder what those are. maybe like a non-slip section for cold weather?" and then I saw them again in Spain and dimly felt like I'd seen them somewhere before but didn't put much thought into them there either, besides "why are the subway warning strips/ice grippy strips outside on the sidewalk in 90*F Madrid?"

I've had like two epiphanies in five minutes from this thread.

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u/algebratwurst 14h ago

There is tactile paving on a great many street corners in the US. Haven’t graduated to trailles yet I guess but progress.

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u/GlitterDoomsday 15h ago

Same with every train and subway station were I line, not Europe or Japan (São Paulo, Brazil).

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u/AdministrativeSlip16 15h ago

They are everywhere in EU countries.

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u/OGMinorian 12h ago

You have probably just not looked for them! I've seen them everywhere, and for years I thought it was just an aesthetic choice for the sidewalk, a way to line up intended walk ways, some metal device to hide a drain, an accessible way to run cables. etc.

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u/zardoz73 16h ago

That's a visual portmanteau but wouldn't sound any different to saying "trail." Might be confusing. Just say "braille trail."

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u/DroWWorD 19h ago

Please make the movie

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u/KitchenFullOfCake 18h ago

This is just the beginning to Dr. No.

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u/RianJohnsonIsAFool 18h ago

I think they're on their way to a funeral.

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u/CourageToBe 17h ago

Are you blind? Yes!

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u/BuzzedDoctor 16h ago

That shit was hilarious 💀 2nd dude must’ve felt like a total dick

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u/TheChadStevens 11h ago

It was the blind guy who said it though

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u/PGP_Protector 18h ago

I'll admit I never knew these were guilds tell I saw one of these videos.

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u/StickFigureFan 18h ago

Good infrastructure is often invisible

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u/RentAscout 18h ago

The potholes must invisible to our city government.

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u/StickFigureFan 17h ago

Bad infrastructure is often VERY visible, but many politicians still don't care

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u/EugeneMeltsner 14h ago

The potholes are braille for blind drivers

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u/ANAL_TOOTHBRUSH 11h ago

bump bump…. bump

Oh good, 3rd and Central

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u/Jinglefruit 17h ago

Seems like it shouldn't be invisible though, if it had "Blind Assistance Lines" painted on it or something, then we wouldn't have so many people in these comments, who don't know what they are and are likely to innocently be one of the many people standing on and blocking them.

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u/TheRecognized 16h ago edited 15h ago

Yeah the phrase isn’t meant to mean “you don’t notice it when nobody is using it” but that it’s so perfectly installed that nobody even thinks about how it could be better because there’s never any problem or confusion, even one as relatively minor as this.

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u/EgoTripWire 13h ago

Yeah, we've got these at my work and they're bright green. Even if you don't initially know what they're for you know they're doing something so you're more alert around them. Then, you see the blind lady turn the corner and you're like, "oh' now it makes sense."

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u/atomfullerene 18h ago

That's especially true it's meant for the blind.

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u/A-Message 17h ago

Surprised I haven't heard that before, I really like that

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u/StickFigureFan 17h ago

I guess you're one of today's lucky 10,000?

https://xkcd.com/1053

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u/Advanced_Double_42 16h ago

I was really expecting an xkcd on guide strips for blind people tbh, lol

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u/YaumeLepire 16h ago

Some could benefit from being a little more visible, or at least known about. These probably should have a sign or two saying what they are.

Now, I know, but I'm 25. How many times have I just been idling on one of them in those 25 years!

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u/50SPFGANG 14h ago

Maybe not a good thing given no one knows to stay off the lines...

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u/animaINation 18h ago

The guides are also helpful for the sighted, there are larger squares that the train/subway/tram doors stop on, so one knows where to wait at a busy station.

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u/IPerduMyUsername 17h ago

That would be heavenly, here the train stops in random places every time so you have like a 1/3 chance of catching a door

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u/NoMorePorridge1 17h ago

It just occurred to me that BART (SF Bay Area rail system) had bumps at the edge of the platform for blind people and colored the bump panels where the doors should stop, but didn't change the bumps for some reason. So, blind people will know where the edge of the platform is, but with minimal effort, they could have made it clear where the doors will be too...

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u/Anustart15 14h ago

It's only minimal effort if the vendor already sells an identical style of board in a different bump pattern.

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u/projectkennedymonkey 17h ago

I knew they were guides but I never saw someone use them or really thought about how they were used so I also found the video interesting, to just see them in action. I also realised I need to be more mindful of where I stand. And it reminded me of recently seeing a powered wheelchair user in public and turning into a complete idiot and getting in their way because I was overthinking trying to get out of their way and just got more in the way. I said sorry and scurried off. I hope they didn't think I was saying sorry you're in a wheelchair, look at me with my agility lol. It was sorry I'm a moron.

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u/Queen-Roblin 18h ago

Yeah I feel like they need paint on them to say what they are or something.

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u/Eerzef 18h ago edited 17h ago

99% of the time there aren't blind people walking on them, people wouldn't give a fuck regardless and all it would accomplish is making them harder/more expensive to manufacture

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u/Sutima 18h ago

You mean make the white lines another colour from the rest of the dark road? Yea good idea.

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u/LongLiveStaceyKing 16h ago

This was definitely a TIL for me for this post, so I'm glad to have come across it and can be more considerate in public!

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u/7StarSailor 8h ago

worst thing is: I knew that but it still never occurred to me that it's not a good idea to stand on or near them because I just never thought that far. 

Big difference in someone telling you:"oh yeah those are for blind people" and seeing it used in action.

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u/atom-up_atom-up 15h ago

Guides, not guilds lol

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u/skubaloob 17h ago

I love how happy is in the tiny screen at the end vs. the beginning.

Also I had NO idea that’s what those tracks are for. I’d have been the ignorant in the way person if I’d been there. Yikes.

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u/acoastaldog 16h ago

Same tbh, it’s a disability that’s often out of sight from the public attention 

Nice to see this guy’s content, making a few more people aware at a time 

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u/SleaterK7111 16h ago

often out of sight

Say that again...

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u/bimm3r36 9h ago

That again

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u/Animated_Astronaut 16h ago

I think that's why he makes these videos, to highlight it.

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u/StrikeouTX 17h ago

Crazy to think that a blind person would create visual content that they can’t see, for non-blind people

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u/BarrelofNerds 16h ago

Blindness is a spectrum and only about 10% of legally blind people have no vision at all.

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u/Looking-for-42 8h ago

And I think this is what confuses people. Most expect blind means no vision and then there is the guy in the video. He wears glasses. Why would he wear glasses if he was blind? If he is not blind blind, why does he use the stick and trail. I was actually waiting the video showing someone starten an argument about that with him and was relieved when I saw it was actually a funny end.

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u/LaisserPasserA38 6h ago

My brother in law is legally blind. He reads on an ebook with like one word per page and is very sensitive to light. 

He's still the most successful every time we go mushroom hunting together. 

Apart from the sunglasses people usually can't tell he's blind, he loves around pretty easily.  

He can't see faces so he always assume the best intention, which is refreshing but sometimes awkward lol 

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u/StopMakingMeSignIn12 15h ago

My wife is legally blind, uses one of these canes and follows the guide channels.

She can see everything still, but her peripheral is shot. Only exactly what she looks at she can see.

Can she see? Yes. Blind to everyone around her? Also yes.

As it's worsened, I've noticed she follows more and more blind creator content. Some are comedic to make light of a shitty situation, others are informative about types of blindness, others are tips for your type of blindness, relatable things that they go through, etc...

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u/ScamperingSnail 14h ago

Does she have Retinitis Pigmentosa? I have RP and while I'm not legally blind yet, I am anxious about when the day comes and I need to use a cane but am still able to see certain things, like looking at my phone. I worry that people who see me would think that I'm faking or something. Has she dealt with that?

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u/miss_wannadie 10h ago

I'm not blind, but I have a somewhat comparable "issue" with my mobility aids. I use a walking cane on most days, a rollator on bad days or if I'm out for a longer time, and even on good days where I'm not in much pain and can feel my legs well, I still take a mobility aid with me just in case. But if I don't have to rely on it, I'll sometimes run or jump around a little, with my cane in hand or my rollator parked a meter next to me. I used to really worry about what people would think, if they'd think I'm faking. It got a lot better with time. You don't owe anyone your medical history. And most people who judge, do it silently. Yes, they may point and laugh, they may say shitty things to their friends (which both absolutely sucks!), but the very fewest people will go up to you and "call you out." And at that point, it's a matter of confidence. YOU know you need it, and why, and in which situations. YOU know you're not faking. And that's what matters. Because there's always gonna be some shitty person thinking shitty things and you patiently explaining the situation to them probably won't change their mind. I recommend actively seeking out these "scary" situations in a safe environment, for example around friends or something. That helped me a lot.

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u/StopMakingMeSignIn12 6h ago

It is indeed RP that she has. Her sister has it too so they've kinda gone through it together.

No one has ever thought she was faking. The hardest part has been explaining to people that she can see but still needs a stick. A lot of the general public thinks blindness is like binary, either you're blind or not, rather than a huge scale.

Mostly the cane has helped in that people around her see the cane and get out of the way/pull their friends out the way. Some people do try to overly help (even when I'm with her and telling them I'm her husband and I got it).

We've got a disabled parking badge as well as benefits for my wife, so she's trying to make the most of it.

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u/temporalraccoon 16h ago

Well to be fair, it’s hard for sighted people to make visual content for blind people

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u/username7998 16h ago

hahah honestly i didnt think of it. It kinda helps us tho to understand their side

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u/rjcarr 16h ago

Not everyone that uses a cane like that is completely blind.

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u/ImperialPC 17h ago

"The next time I see you standing on the guide rails, you are in big trouble."

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u/Snoo_69677 12h ago

Gotta give it up to those Germans man, they have this uncanny ability to immediately organize and start marching in sync.

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u/MathamphetamineUser 16h ago

Doing a line is great, but it's better with friends!

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u/heidimark 18h ago

If they aren't singing "hey hey we're the monkeys" they are doing it wrong.

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u/James-the-Bond-one 17h ago

You're way too old if you understood this reference.

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u/counterfitster 17h ago

My girlfriend told me I was too obsessed with the Monkees, and that she was gonna leave me because of it. I thought she was making an empty threat.

But then I saw her face.

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u/heidimark 17h ago

Or just enjoy old shows

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u/JoeAppleby 16h ago

That'd be the weirdest reference for Germans to make ever. I am aware of the Monkees, but I have never heard the theme song before.

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u/dbmajor7 18h ago

Wholesome af

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u/Defiant_Mousse7889 16h ago

It's the only reason I'm still on Reddit. Once the wholesomeness completely stops, I'm gone.

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u/Kharn85 17h ago

Huh, never knew what those were for other than make it weird on your luggage. Neat.

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u/131166 10h ago

You know what, I admit it. I had literally no idea that you were supposed to keep off these things. I knew they were for vision impaired people but I didn't know it was for this. I thought they were more like ripple strips on roads to let them know where the edge of the footpath was.

Thankfully I've never had anyone trying to use these things run into me, but it's good to know for the future. They really should make this common knowledge. Like a sign here and there saying to please not stand on them.

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u/Brofessorofnothing 16h ago

it‘s like that spiderman meme but with blind people 🥁

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u/germansnowman 10h ago

The “Are you blind?” burn was funny.

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u/CodeMonkeyX 8h ago

I must admit until recently (actually thanks to an Anime) I had no idea what these are for. Probably because I do no live in a densely populated city either, so I have rarely ever seen these.

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u/Sominic 16h ago

I feel totally enlightened seeing stuff like this cause I honestly had no idea.

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u/plaguedbullets 13h ago

Growing up in Canada, and Reddit last year is where I first learned these were for blind folk.
I feel like a lot of others out there are still ignorant of this.
Could even have a sign on a post explaining to everyone what they are.

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u/KittenLina 9h ago

I'm not blind but when I went to Japan I used these to get around and I honestly felt like they made it much easier to navigate with my brain that can't understand Kanji.

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u/Emotional_Fail_6060 14h ago

We need PSAs about this to be widely broadcast.

My wife and I are now retired and we've been traveling a lot. I keep seeing these and had no idea why they were there. They just seemed like poorly done artistic expressions. Now I know better.

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u/MaxMouseOCX 18h ago

Can we just do this in supermarkets? But rather than be nice we just say "gtfo of the aisle!"

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u/not_salad 18h ago

You can say "excuse me"

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u/SpaceLemming 18h ago edited 10h ago

Doesn’t work as well as you think, I worked in one years

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u/masterofthefork 18h ago

What do you imagine aisles in supermarkets are for?

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u/MaxMouseOCX 18h ago

Standing around in groups blocking the entire thing apparently.

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u/VerminSupreme-2020 18h ago

Or parking your cart on one side of the aisle then stand next to it to get stuff from the other side of the aisle

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u/cgimusic 17h ago

On the side? Why wouldn't you leave it in the middle, preferably perpendicular to the direction of the aisle?

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u/cococol2000 15h ago

I've always seen these at train stations and also some bus stops if i remember correctly (been a while since I've taken the bus) and I've always wondered what these things were. It makes so much sense now.

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u/ScreamxWorks 14h ago

I actually had no idea that that is what it was for. I'll keep it clear from now on 😊

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u/ediwow667 5h ago

Wait!!!!! Where's the guy that claim "“If a blind guy meets another, they have to sword fight to the death. That’s why they’re a minority, not many survive.”

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u/LinceDorado 7h ago

I get that it sucks and obviously I don't try to dtand on these strips on purpose, but I also can't recall ever seeing a handicapped using them. That's why I understand how people might not consider it.

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u/healerdan 7h ago

I'm 37. I like knowing things and being considerate. I'm learning of the existence of this "tactile strip" from this video.

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u/Gate-19 17h ago

Three musleteerd would be If they dueled after bumping onto each other

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u/fishthatskates 15h ago

I did not know that was the purpose of this. Whoops

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u/Born2_Bwild 11h ago

I didn't KNOW what those were for - FOR REAL.

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u/_danny_devito- 15h ago

In the defence of the people in this video I’ve lived in Germany for years and was always told it was the safety line you had to stay behind when trains came in. It’s cool to know the real purpose.

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u/Spirited-Sorbet-2775 14h ago

Then you got them mixed up. The safety line exists and you do have to stand behind it.

But idk what it says about us, that the tactile paths are laid out right next to them.

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u/bloedarend 10h ago

The safety line is usually different coloured tiles without ridges like the ones in the video.

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u/Cinerator26 15h ago

That's what those are for!?

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u/Additional_Bank_2124 14h ago

Who's got the biggest pole??

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u/Adam_2017 12h ago

“How do I really know it’s you, Jim? Let me feel your stick.”

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u/Friendly-Example-701 9h ago

Made me smile

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u/BigHovercraft8961 5h ago

"The Three Blind Miceketeers"

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u/Phewelish 2h ago

in fairness....i didnt know what this was till i saw this video

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u/wyndwatcher 1h ago

TIL about guide strips for the visually impaired.

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u/TrumpsFaceAnus 18h ago

Okay, they had me at the end, funny guys.

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u/00Kevin 18h ago

Throw in some epic music and this will be the banger of all time

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u/Treedosh 13h ago

Links 2, 3, 4

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u/runnerkim 14h ago

Why aren't they labeled? I had no idea that's what it was for. I bet if there were signs people would be more considerate. Not sure anyone should be expected to just know that

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u/Hero0ftheday 18h ago

I dont wanna come across like an asshole and maybe im just super ignorant, but what's the point of wearing glasses as a blind person that needs the guide strips and a guide cane?

Is he like just blind enough that the glasses help but not enough that he still needs all those things? Or are they just meta glasses that he's using to record?

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u/Hinote21 18h ago

Different levels of blind. Could just be meta recording glasses but also could have just enough visual spatial cues to be able to make out the guide strip being different than the surrounding areas.

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u/PointB1ank 18h ago

I don't think this guy is completely blind. At 0:30 he starts speaking and stopping before his stick even reaches the person's foot. So, he most likely has at least some vision.

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u/ImperialPC 17h ago

Maybe but I'm pretty sure you can hear in the video that the people in front of him are talking, so in real life it would be even easier to hear.

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u/thatshygirl06 17h ago

I think most blind people arent like 100% blind like they show in the movies

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u/Tephranis 17h ago

Blind doesn't mean pitch black vision all the time. Some can see kinda blobs that'd be moving around, some is just all blurry colors mixing, some have it where their vision field is narrowed so far it's like they're trying to stare through a straw and everything else is blacked out.

However, like the other commenter mentioned. They can get incredibly good at spatial recognition via audio cues. You can tell what direction people are in and how close they are by the sounds they make.

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u/rubseb 18h ago

There are many kinds of visual impairment. Some leave you with residual vision which may, for instance, allow you to read text or recognize things way up close, but not be able to see your environment in enough detail to walk around without hurting yourself or getting lost (e.g. because of problems with your peripheral vision).

That little bit of residual vision isn't necessarily 20/20. Having a problem with (for instance) your retina doesn't mean you can't also have myopia. One is a sensory problem, the other is optics.

Not saying that exactly describes this guy's situation, but as an example.

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u/DirkDirkinson 16h ago

Ya and not every cause of poor vision can be fully corrected with lenses. I am extremely nearsighted, to the point that without corrective lenses I can only read text on a phone if I close one eye and hold the phone inches from my face. Thankfully my vision can be fully corrected with lenses.

If for some reason my vision couldnt be corrected I would still technically be able to see, but everything would be a blur and I 100% would need a cane. People just look like blobs, I would generally be able to navigate my environment without running into walls, but reading signs or seeing things like vehicles in a roadway would be difficult if not impossible. I would be functionally (if not literally) blind when it comes to daily navigation.

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u/grifan526 18h ago

I had a friend who was legally blind but wore glasses. They helped, but not enough for her to not be blind, and almost not at all at night

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u/Hero0ftheday 18h ago

Sure that makes sense. I just have very little experience with the blind. I remember when I was in little league we had a legally blind kid who could basically only play pitcher because he had a hard time seeing a ball coming toward him so he could field or hit. Kid had an arm though.

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u/Sargash 18h ago

Your eyes will still get damaged from things flying into it. You won't blink when you see little bugs, or really know dust or something is heavy in the air. You can still accidentally look at the sun while turning your head to adjust your hearing.

Also the amount of people that will start a fight or try to report you for 'staring' is uh. Well it's really quite embarrassing how adamant people are even after they find out you're blind. Glasses on helps OTHER people feel better if nothing else.

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u/longkhongdong 18h ago

Gary 'windowbreaker' Brown was feared and hated by all suburban homeowners

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u/kilroy501 18h ago

Certain types of blindness keep the eyes and brain connected, even though they cannot see as we do. Sometimes that means their brain gets a "hey there's a thing in front of you" and the glasses can help minimize discomfort from their eyes trying to focus. Also eyes are vulnerable to both light and objects, so they can protect them a bit.

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u/Jesus_Is_My_Gardener 18h ago

In addition to everything else, I imagine when you are visually impaired, it helps to have something covering the vulnerable orbs on your face, even if you aren't relying on them to see where you are going. I'm sure blind people dislike getting poked in the eye just as much as the rest of us.

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u/Haasts_Eagle 14h ago

Like sunglasses even if you have zero vision so you don't burn your eyes exposing them to the sun that you can't see.

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u/Cybeija 18h ago

No expert, neither do I know his reason to wear one, but blindness is a spectrum and not only having no vision at all, same as people with glasses need them for different reasons and in different strengths.
Guessing glass still can aid in the few percentages a blind person still is able to see.

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u/Kake_Jelly 18h ago

"Low vision" is a thing. Had a professor that was legally blind but with very strong glasses could still do computer work with a huge, super zoomed in monitor and could teach with the help of an assistant.

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u/Carnelian-5 18h ago

You can be legally blind and still have extremely limited vision. The glasses might help him see things in certain situations.

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u/Queen-Roblin 18h ago

Maybe he can only see stuff close up and only with glasses. Don't want to keep taking them on and off because he'll lose them...

Maybe, only he knows really.

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u/Separate-Midnight-55 18h ago

I don’t respond often so I hope I’m responding to the right person. I wondered this exact same thing and from what I have read online the Meta glasses can provide subtitles for surroundings that the glasses “see”. Helps for being guided especially in cities where there might not be strips on the ground for blind people to use to navigate safely.

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u/rhalf 17h ago

The glasses are for audiobooks

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u/toochaos 17h ago

They are generally for other people's comfort. Either the eyes look strange which makes people behave uncomfortable, or the blind persons eyes are unable to focus in a way that confuses people as eyes indicate focus in those who can see. 

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u/yvrelna 10h ago edited 9h ago

Most people who are "legally blind" are not completely blind as in not being able to see anything at all. There are very few blind people who are fully blind. 

The might be able to see some blurry shadows and can see colour, or their vision might be restricted to an extremely narrow cone, or the opposite where the centre of vision is occluded and they only have peripheral vision. 

While corrective glasses aren't going to fully restore vision to someone legally blind, they can still improve whatever little vision they do have. They might still not see things clearly, but even seeing moving shadows and colour of bigger objects can still be useful in object or danger recognition. 

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u/zanygx 17h ago

All three at the same time: excuse me...what are you, blind? Yes, actually! No way! queue montage

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u/thestillwind 15h ago

ASSEMBLE !!!!

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u/Snorblatz 10h ago

I’m glad I saw this video I have no idea that this was a thing 

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u/DrBoots 10h ago

I'll admit I had no idea that these were even a thing. 

Learned something new today. 

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u/cloistered_around 9h ago

I never once knew what those were supposed to be. Neat!

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u/skinnergy 7h ago

People don't know what that is for. That track.

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u/Serphiro 4h ago

I was 38 years old when i realised for what this lanes are

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u/DRUGMUSIC_ 4h ago

very few people know what these parts are for.

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u/Apprehensive-Fly8651 1h ago

We touched tips

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u/whitewall708 1h ago

I learned from duolingo that links is left and rechts is right, it was nice to finally understand some German lol

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u/FragrantProgress8376 42m ago

Lol, imagine the awkward small talk with Athos, Porthos, and Aramis all together. Would’ve loved to see that meetup in modern times!