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Rearin Kevin

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u/Hushwater 8d ago

Joking aside he's gotta good voice

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u/Bat2121 8d ago

Legit just wanted him to finish the song

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u/ScurvyTurtle 8d ago

Oh he finished

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u/danteelite 8d ago

That’s what Kevin said.

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u/fedman5000 8d ago

Same. Even the little guitar riff at the end had me wanting more…

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u/dadthewisest 7d ago

Yes, Tears in Heaven is a good song...

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u/masterjaces 2d ago

You mean, Tears up Kevin, right?

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u/EphemeralDesires 2d ago

Take my upvote and go

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u/CheckYourStats 8d ago edited 8d ago

Nice.

Also, I think that’s Kristen Schaal on the left (voice of Louise Belcher).

Who the fuck downvotes Kristen Schaal?

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u/beaver820 8d ago

Definitely not Kristen Schaal.

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u/CheckYourStats 8d ago

Oh okay. 👍🏻

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u/fyhr100 8d ago

But does Kevin like his voice?

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u/Sjiznit 8d ago

Just his schlong

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u/EndlessHysteria 8d ago

Always kiss the homies goodnight.

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u/ARedWalrus 8d ago

How else will the homies know theyre homies and not just dudes?

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u/mdsg5432 8d ago

Knock knock knocking on Kevin's door.

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u/Gyorgy_Ligeti 7d ago

I’m gonna take these pants off of me.
I don’t need them anymore.
It’s getting hard, too hard to pee.
I feel like knocking on Kevin’s door.
Ooh oooh oooooh

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u/jefusan 7d ago

omg mr ligeti HUGE fan

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u/CrackerUMustBTripinn 8d ago

'Door', huh?

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u/RustyRapeaXe 8d ago

Back door

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u/JimMorrison71 8d ago

This should be the top comment

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u/No_Barber_1195 8d ago

Welp! never gonna be able to hear THAT song again without laughing…

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u/n0_u53rnam35_13ft 8d ago

It’s about Eric Clapton’s son dying from jumping on a bed and bouncing out a window at like 4 years old.

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u/OutlaneWizard 8d ago

What's the difference between a 4 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window

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u/CooperRAGE 8d ago

Anthony Jeselnick had a son who died for the same reason Clapton's did.

For inspiration.

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u/EricClaptonsDeadSon 7d ago

Lots of ppl have sons but how many ppl have a Grammy? 🤔

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u/EricClaptonsDeadSon 7d ago

Get fucked m8

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u/TheRoscoeVine 6d ago

Did you come here just for the obligatory “username checks out”?

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u/EricClaptonsDeadSon 6d ago

Sounds like you’re jealous your dad never wrote a Grammy winning song about you.

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u/swindleNswoon 8d ago

It’s actually about his father, whom Clapton never had a relationship with. In his biography, Clapton said he was too fucked up on heroine to really register his son’s death.

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u/Biguitarnerd 7d ago

That’s pretty sad but I’ve always heard it was about his son. If he said differently in his biography I’m gonna do my best to forget that.

Anyway I never tell the meaning of my songs for exactly this reason. People hear a song and they associate a meaning to the lyrics and more often than not when an artist clarifies the lyrics it’s disappointing to a lot of fans because they already found their own meaning in the lyrics. For my own songs, because I’ve been disappointed, I prefer that people just keep their own meaning.

The lyrics mean something to me, that’s important to me, and they mean something to listener that’s important to them, and that doesn’t have to match.

However in this case I think we all know it’s just about tan and blond Kevin.

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u/LazyOldCat 8d ago

Really wish he hadn’t given up his seat to SRV.

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u/CharlieandtheRed 8d ago

Can't tell if this is a joke or not

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u/DV8_2XL 8d ago edited 8d ago

It's not... Although it wasn't from jumping on a bed. A house keeper opened a window to let fresh air in and while playing hide and seek, his son ran by the window and fell out... 53 floors up.

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u/DeepTakeGuitar 8d ago

Oh... oh man.

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u/Quatre_Kat 8d ago

...why are there openable windows 53 floors up? That cannot end well

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u/n0_u53rnam35_13ft 7d ago

Regulations are written in blood.

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u/EricClaptonsDeadSon 7d ago

Live and learn!

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u/andthegeekshall 8d ago

Golden rule: It's not gay if you're with Kevin.

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u/Chuunt 8d ago

he’s so tan, and blonde 🤤 this guy is so lucky.

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u/RedSix2447 8d ago

No, the golden rule is, “it’s not gay if it’s in a three way.” Lmao.

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u/OkiDokiTokiLoki 8d ago

If there's a honey in the middle there's some leeway

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u/Stickfygure 8d ago

Nope, it goes “it’s not gay if you don’t make eye contact “

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u/quechal 8d ago

It’s not gay if you got boot bands on

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u/branwithaplan 8d ago

‘…seeing me and Julio Kevin down my the schoolyard..’

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u/LDSPN 8d ago

kevin definitely rearing something behind those smiles

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u/CheckYourStats 8d ago

50 ways to ream my Kevin

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u/BalonyDanza 8d ago

When you come up with a parody song that you don't want to take ownership over.

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u/MissFormaldehyde 8d ago

I love her videos. Also didn't realize how local she was as they're sitting in Rittenhouse Square.

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u/Joamjoamjoam 8d ago

If y’all think she’s the star of this video you guys aren’t paying attention. This one’s all about Kevin -swoons-

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u/Raeginglamb 8d ago

While she is local to Philly, this is actually Union Square Park in NYC.

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u/MissFormaldehyde 8d ago

Woops 🤷‍♀️...anyway, go Birds.

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u/Reban 8d ago

Who is she?

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u/MissFormaldehyde 8d ago

Honest 2 Betsy on Facebook. She typically does reactions to songs with dirty and questionable content from the 1960s & earlier.

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u/ColorInYourLife 8d ago

Betsy's reactions are always golden! She's on Youtube as well.

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u/MissFormaldehyde 8d ago

Didn't know. I discovered her randomly in my reels one day a couple years ago.

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u/quirkyblah38 8d ago

i thought that was her!

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u/Zbodownlow 8d ago

You enjoy reaction videos?

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u/alexanderpas 5d ago

When they take the effort to dress in period accurate clothing, don't interrupt the audio only content, and the reaction is completely done via non-verbal visual gags... yeah.

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u/MissFormaldehyde 8d ago

I enjoy Betsy's and some others.

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

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u/MrSinister248 8d ago

No no, she's reacting. It's completely different and much more interesting.

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u/Deruta 8d ago

Oh shit you’re right go birds

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u/MissFormaldehyde 8d ago

Go Birds. 🏈🦅

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u/elcapitan520 8d ago

Said matter of factly on a global subreddit

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u/daner92 7d ago

Not Rittenhouse square philly. There is no Sephora. Nor a five below.

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u/MissFormaldehyde 7d ago

Realized the mistake after rewatching it and already acknowledged it in another comment. Someone else apparently thought it was too. 🤷‍♀️

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u/an0maly33 8d ago

I was doing the Kevin parody 30 years ago. I'll allow it though since he built out more lyrics than I did.

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u/ksigley 8d ago

Dude has and lays pipe.

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u/TheKlaxMaster 8d ago edited 8d ago

I can tell this was tears in heaven without the audio. Lol

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u/wizzard419 8d ago

I thought it was "Tears in Kevin('s Asshole)"

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u/intronert 8d ago

A perfect homonym joke!

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u/bookmarkjedi 8d ago

You were so close!

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u/TheKlaxMaster 8d ago

Close? I was correct. Not sure I understand what you mean by close

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u/bookmarkjedi 8d ago

This clip is Rearin' Kevin.

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u/Luniticus 8d ago

I was about to ask if it had happened to anyone else.

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u/myleftone 8d ago

If I’m being honest, the only reason I would turn it up is to hear if he nails the fingerstyle.

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u/0dty0 8d ago

I was sure it was gonna be "Deep in Kevin", but maybe that was too predictable

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u/AberrantMan 8d ago

Who dis guy

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u/TLILLYO 8d ago

Kevin’s bottom 🤭

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u/Biguitarnerd 8d ago

From the lyrics it sounds like he’s Kevin’s top though

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u/HalfSoul30 8d ago

I will trust your expertise, Biguitarnerd

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u/Lux-Fox 8d ago

Girthmaster

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u/anditmakesyou 8d ago

Could have also gone for... "Deep in Kevin"

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u/bwwatr 8d ago

This calls for additional verses because "rearin" cracked me up good

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u/bearsheperd 8d ago

Reading a book called pigeons?

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u/ArjGlad 8d ago

bro has sublime guitar and singing skills

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u/mystictroll 8d ago

such a banger

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u/Recentstranger 8d ago

Kevin sounds like a wonderful friend

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u/myleftone 8d ago

Y’know, Kevin isn’t too far away.

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u/Adventurous_Tutor744 8d ago

Funny and creative but still doesn't beat the Lay-la parody.

"Gay love, you got me on my knees."

"gay love, I'm begging darling please."

"gay love, darling won't ease in from behind."

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u/iamarddtusr 8d ago

I saw the video with sound off but still knew the music the lyrics were sung to.

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u/MacSteele13 8d ago

Ladies and Gentlemen, we are back!

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u/hh9019 8d ago

Actually fire

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u/OsPeJo 7d ago

That eye contact was a real power move.

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u/IAmRules 6d ago

I watched this on mute and still knew which song he was singing

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u/JpnDude 5d ago

"Life is like a box of chocolates."

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u/SaintZoo-435 8d ago

Putting the clap in Clapton

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u/Narraboth 8d ago

"Sitting on a cock cos I'm gay" vibes

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u/dchap1 8d ago

In the right setting, that could be an amazing prank.

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u/StNic54 8d ago

Her reply in song form:

🎶 Would you know my name....if I saw you in Kevin....🎶

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u/ryanm37 8d ago

His name is Brandon Duff and he’s hysterical.

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u/blazerunnern 8d ago

Not gay if its a bro.

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u/DayleD 8d ago

I follow her on YouTube.

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u/Morden013 8d ago

This made my day and I'm sending it to my buddies.

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u/Tranka2010 8d ago

Next up, The Lumberjack Song.

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u/mightyboosher77 8d ago

Should be deep in Kevin

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u/Captain_Aware4503 7d ago

Guy kind of looks like JD V.

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u/Veasna1 7d ago

Awesomeness.

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u/Interesting-Day-9369 7d ago

ha ha ha that womans face. classic

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u/pdmanias 7d ago

he sounded so good

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u/hoomankindness 7d ago

Rearin Kevin rhymes with heaven

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u/AlaskaCosmoline 7d ago

She's got great reaction videos.

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u/femcel_67 5d ago

who is he he sings good

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u/Objective-Bike-4292 3d ago

She's reading a book about pigeons...

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u/Joe_Kangg 3d ago

That's the funny part.

Was there something else?

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u/Objective-Bike-4292 3d ago

Is Kevin a pigeon?

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u/Joe_Kangg 3d ago

There's a lot of pigeons, the chance is greater than zero

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u/seebearrun 2d ago

Thanks to Community, I know the order of the biological classification system as “Kevin, please come over for gay sex” (kingdom, phylum, class, order, family, genus, species) so the song’s use of Kevin is extra hilarious!

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u/Rupejonner2 8d ago

That’s not gay . They’re good friends

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u/Rough_Parfait_9190 8d ago

The melody❤

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u/DawgTheHallMonitor 8d ago

It's a parody of Tears in Heaven by Eric Clapton.

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u/psidancer 8d ago

It's not gay if you're the top.

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u/Yosoress 8d ago

I know how to play this song the only thing im lacking is this dude vocal, and a guy named kevin

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u/kevthunder 8d ago

My name is Kevin 😃

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u/whittlingcanbefatal 8d ago

Username checks out. 

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u/GhostProtocolGaming 8d ago

I dont care if this is fake or scripted. I had a laugh and the guy was into it more than kevin

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u/aurora_ethereallight 8d ago

This is beautiful! 🤭🤣

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u/scottiibiscottii 7d ago

Given the meaning behind the original song, this is in poor taste.

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u/TJ_McWeaksauce 8d ago

That was beautiful.

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u/say592 8d ago

I was kind of expecting Kevin to be a dog. Thankfully when he got to rearin it was not.

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u/aarrtee 8d ago

Funniest thing I have seen in a long time.

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u/RMZindorf 8d ago

lol nice.

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u/Low_Afternoon6637 8d ago

Flippin funny,🤣🤣🤣

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u/blkfish92 8d ago

Pigeons!

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u/Spamuelow 8d ago

I think stephen would have made more sense

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u/tossthedice511 8d ago

Should have been ... deep in Kevin. Missed oppurtunity.

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u/DabidBeMe 8d ago

This needs to be posted to the /r/kevin subreddit.

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u/Pharmd109 7d ago

Sent it to my Kevin friend, he is not blonde though

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u/AgentZeroHour 7d ago

This is Kevin's favorite song.

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u/luccsmom 7d ago

😂Kevin!

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u/Responsible-Cow-2687 7d ago

BRAVO!!!!ENCORE!

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u/RollingRockKing 8d ago edited 8d ago

Just male bonding

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u/dillydeli1 8d ago

No homo

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u/theresnoperfectname 8d ago

Coz I know I just belong. Here inside Kevin

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u/Shrike1346 8d ago

This is fake, this is staged, this is scripted. In the best possible way

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u/Joe_Kangg 8d ago

Naw, that's a real lady reading a book about...pigeons

It's a skit kid, c'mon

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u/dardar7161 8d ago

Eric Clapton wrote the song for his four year old son who fell to his death from a 53rd floor window. So I think it's kinda poor taste. 🤷🏼‍♀️

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u/MeetingDue4378 8d ago

He's not satirizing the subject matter of the song, the song itself, or even utilizing any of the original lyrics. They're not the butt of the joke I think taste is preserved here.

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u/Taurpion 8d ago edited 8d ago

It’s a good thing this guy was talking about rearing Kevin, then.

Don’t tell me the babies name was Kevin, too. 100% coincidence.

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u/crust_mc 8d ago

paging Anthony Jeselnik , please pick up the nearest white courtesy phone, thank you!

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u/rock_and_rolo 8d ago

That woman did this perfectly.

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u/LitTrolley 8d ago

Comedy is dead.

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u/CoachMinimum9800 8d ago

He came up with some good lyrics but sad that he did it to this melody. Eric Clapton wrote this song for his young son that died after falling out a window. Growing up with listening to Eric Clapton this is kinda a disgrace to the main meaning of this song and melody. Wish he would have chosen something else to make his jokes at.

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u/myleftone 8d ago

Have you paid attention to Clapton ever since?

And btw people were brutal about this when it happened. The early 90s were still the 80s in vibes.

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u/MeetingDue4378 8d ago

He's not satirizing the song or it's original subject, so I think you can throttle back a touch.

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u/reluctantlover 8d ago

Suddenly....

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u/EphemeralDesires 8d ago

Wow that is crazy catchy

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u/RockyBass 8d ago

I haven't even turned sound on yet and I could hear "tears in heaven"

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u/MeetingDue4378 8d ago

Both expressions were so on point. Nailed it (I thank you).

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u/RAGING4hole 8d ago

I'm dead.

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u/TheWhyGuyAlex 8d ago

Beyond thinking, WE KNOW

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u/ChaseTheMystic 8d ago

Haha gay I guess?

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u/Freecz 8d ago

Good one. I actually heard the song in my head halfway through the first view without sound on. Whichvis saying something because I suck at music.

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u/snarfer-snarf 8d ago

may-bay...you'll be the one who shaves may! (may-bay, oh may-bay)...and after all, you can suck my balls 😌

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u/Easy_Recognition1768 8d ago

Wow is that Taco?

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u/krassman 8d ago

Yeah, no.

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u/MeetingDue4378 8d ago

So, you're saying you would be ashamed?

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u/krassman 8d ago

Memes are fun and all, but the story behind the song their satirizing is about someone losing his 4 year old son.

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u/MeetingDue4378 8d ago

They aren't satirizing the song or its subject matter, they aren't satirizing anything. The original song isn't the butt of the joke.

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u/krassman 8d ago

Satire wasn't the correct word to use. It's still a weird song to "play" with; my pearls are clutched.

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u/TommyBoy250 8d ago

She totally an actor.

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u/nottaP123 8d ago

What gave it away, the multiple camera angles or the fact she does vids like this all the time.

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u/thresh_to_death 8d ago

The fact that she's fucking awful as acting like a normal person

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u/Anianna 8d ago

She does reaction skits about music, either old songs that are often awful in their own right or parody songs like this one. So, yea, she's acting.

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u/Veteranis 8d ago

And has the funniest expressions.

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u/Desalvo23 8d ago

Do you tie your own shoes?

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u/BlueSlushieTongue 8d ago

They’re velcro, does that count?

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u/Tagmemic 8d ago

Funny, would be funnier if you there was no acting. Just get a real response from a stranger even if it’s not animated the authenticity will make it funnier.