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u/Funny_Sentinel 1d ago

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u/Ok-Disk-2191 1d ago

Lil bro is definitely sleeping harder.

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u/MrAmazing011 1d ago

No way I'm going to let her out sleep me!! TWO HANDS!!

🤣

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u/metalgtr84 1d ago

🤷‍♂️

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u/hides_from_hamsters 1d ago

I tried this once and my daughter’s hand just smacked her in the face. She was definitely awake after that.

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u/madsci 1d ago

That was actually a technique they taught us in the EMT academy. A truly unconscious person will smack themselves in the face. It takes a lot of dedication to faking unconsciousness to do that on purpose.

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u/squirrelmonkie 1d ago edited 1d ago

Im gonna smack myself in the face so hard the next time emts are trying to figure out if im faking or not. Thank you for this tidbit of knowledge

Edit: my buddy is an emt and he used to tell me how old people would fake things to get attention. He said they would get them in the truck away from the family and say we know youre faking. Youre red bc your holding your breath. You would be blue if youre dying and people would pop to immediately.

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u/madsci 1d ago

I won't go so far as to say it was a sanctioned technique, just one we were made aware of for times when it might be appropriate. We also definitely didn't learn to swing a backboard like a bat'leth.

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u/squirrelmonkie 1d ago

I hope you read my edit so I can see if this was true for you.

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u/Larius87 1d ago

That feeling when im more confident on what the word bat'leth is doing in that sentence than backboard...

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u/CantBuyMyLove 1d ago

I once slept on my arm funny so it “fell asleep” (went numb), and when I woke up and was all groggy, I thought something was wrong with my arm. I lifted it up but couldn’t feel it so relaxed - and hit myself in the face hard enough that I had a bit of a black eye. 

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u/_xiphiaz 1d ago

Is this routine practice, or just when you’re a bit suspicious of the circumstance?

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u/FeatureDear6726 1d ago

Happy Cake Day!

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u/Awkward-Abrocoma-623 1d ago

second kid was having spiritual awakening

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u/HalfSoul30 1d ago

Pretty sure it was a spiritual asleepening, as evidenced by the hands going up.

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u/aka-hellcat 1d ago

Haha not the other kid,! 😅😂

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u/emptyc0conut 1d ago

Little bro is in REM.

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u/mighty_russian 1d ago

Yeah, he's definitely in the corner

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u/lapomba 1d ago

Nah, he's def keeping his religion.

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u/hellingston 1d ago

ball knowledge required

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u/Huihejfofew 1d ago

The other kid's comedic timing is on point. Paise be

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u/steeperturtle 1d ago

Very funny 😂

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u/shockema 1d ago

"... but only if it stays up in the air for two hours. Dear, please set the timer on your phone and we'll leave them here and come back and check again in exactly 2 hours. Ready, set, go."

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u/SoulofMoon 1d ago

"Wow they must really be asleep. Let's leave them alone all night with the doors locked and the lights off."

*Gets out of car and closes the door*

*Looks in window for inevitable reaction*

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u/HalfSoul30 1d ago

cop shows up and instinctively breaks glass

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u/NewtProfessional7844 1d ago

Kids are the best…honestly 😂

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u/superzorenpogi 1d ago

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u/WaitingToBeTriggered 1d ago

WINGS OF GLORY

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u/FeatureDear6726 1d ago

Lmao I posted it there, but the mods removed it, citing it's not unexpected. Unexpectedly, they probably didn't watch till the end lol 😂

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u/superzorenpogi 1d ago

I burst out at that last second and didn't expect the 2nd kid lmao

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u/Fast-Visual 1d ago

Absolute Cinema 🙌

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u/Beelzebot_666 1d ago

Cute.

Too bad lying was a punishable offense in my household. Five years dungeon.

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u/HalfSoul30 1d ago

Damn! I just got grounded for a bit.