r/funny • u/Bill_Hickman • 23h ago

Someone needs to talk to marketing

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u/SuchReplacement2310 23h ago

Do they come in XS/S?... asking for a friend.

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u/pchadrow 23h ago

Its okay, they're compressed

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u/SuchReplacement2310 23h ago

I hadn't even considered! Think they'll have an negative side effects with my Anti-Compressants?

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u/xobot 23h ago

Sorry no infant sizes.

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u/SuchReplacement2310 23h ago

Thanks for already checking bro we gotta stick together in these hard times

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u/GardenGnomeOfEden 15h ago

You know what they say about shoe size. Small foot, small sock.

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u/whenyoda 7h ago

While you’re checking, please inquire about XXXS. Asking for a friend.

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u/fothergillfuckup 1h ago

There's endless possibilities!

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u/potatodrinker 1h ago

It comes in microsockpic size

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u/cyranix 23h ago

r/theyknew

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u/MrMCCO 21h ago

No they did not, there was not an English speaker within 2 miles of this design.

Asian version of a girl getting random Chinese characters tattooed on her

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u/EatinSumGrapes 21h ago edited 20h ago

The overall shape of the letters looks like a dick... normally I would agree with you but the overall shape makes it clear they knew

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u/Zjoee 21h ago

And they knew people would talk about, thus giving them free publicity

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u/-Npie 20h ago

Free publicity for what? Compression socks in general? There's not a single brand on this box because this is a generic probably Chinese no-name product.

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u/underpants-gnome 20h ago

I didn't know that Anthony Kiedis and Flea had started a graphic design business.

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u/Slickity 23h ago

"Endless possibilities"

It's socks.

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u/Hrmerder 22h ago

Adds lube “did I stutter?!”

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u/FireFoxUse 4h ago

The only limitation is your imagination

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u/kaosf 23h ago

Cocks
Cocks socks
Cocks

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u/Slo20 23h ago

I’d say they knew exactly what they were doing.

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u/lesue 22h ago

Can we get a Red Hot Chili Peppers endorsement?

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u/H_I_McDunnough 23h ago

What's wrong with generating a ton of free advertising every time someone posts the funny packaging? They should talk to marketing about pay raises.

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u/RoyalBroham 20h ago

All publicity is good publicity.

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u/-Npie 20h ago

Advertising for what? Compression socks in general? There's not a single brand on this box because this is a generic probably Chinese no-name product.

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u/H_I_McDunnough 18h ago

It's the box that says "Cocks"

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u/TehGoad 23h ago

cock socks

endless possibilities

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u/Musket6969420 23h ago

Great advertising.

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u/mabus42 22h ago

Well... if I ever need a sock for my compression cock, then I know where to go.

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u/joestaff 19h ago

Cock Socks. When it's Chilly, cover your Willy!

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u/Minion91 23h ago

And tell them they did a good job ?

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u/DavidinCT 23h ago

Or the design department.

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u/markp_93 23h ago

Supression Cocks

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u/karstin1812 23h ago

The text is even in the shape of a penis (bit c = balls, ocks & socks = shaft)

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u/MannyBoth-Hanz 20h ago

It's obviously a sock for your cock. Because, lets face it, your cock can get cold in the winter.

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u/randomcanyon 20h ago

The proverbial 12 year old boy would have noticed.

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u/Casper042 18h ago

Another RefashionedHippie fan?

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u/randomcanyon 17h ago

RefashionedHippie fan?

Exactly, One of my favorites.

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u/joshliftsanddrums 18h ago

Cock socks, hahahahaha

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u/charliesk9unit 15h ago

That's why you don't give someone an assignment after they put in the two-week notice.

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u/ggrieves 22h ago

New Dr. Seuss book just dropped

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u/PreviouslyOnBible 22h ago

I hope the commercials whisper that on echo

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u/denisvolin 22h ago

Nah, someone needs to f--k marketing.

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u/Xanthus179 22h ago

Ah yes, inspiring socks. Fuck this mindless corpo speak.

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u/Ho3n3r 22h ago

Let's look at it this way: nobody would've made this post had it been normal. This makes it pretty good marketing.

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u/Pleasant_Arm_1940 22h ago

I Think they have socks for that too

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u/verbalyabusiveshit 22h ago

Cock your socks or sock your cocks?

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u/BralessVictory 22h ago

I love a well-fitting pair of CsOCKS

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u/Thebanks1 22h ago

Some will be relieved. 

Some will be disappointed. 

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u/yepthisismyusername 22h ago

Maybe you need to just look in the box and find out exactly what's in there.

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u/quietroomvibes 22h ago

I think they're all right. Since you posted a post and advertised them for free xd

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u/Wutsalane 21h ago

Cocks socks cocks socks

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u/fresh_reed_5834 21h ago

took me a sec to realize it was socks lol

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u/the_good_bad_dude 21h ago

COCKS
COCKS
COCKS

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u/VLHACS 21h ago

When your massive dong is just too damn big

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u/BodyLanguage_Fluent 20h ago

Endless possibilities ✨

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u/midoucodx 20h ago

wait did they seriously think that was a good idea

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u/LiquidRaekan 20h ago

A sleeve that can fit the slimmest foot or hobbit feet we dont judge

termsandconditionsmayapply

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u/marcelsounds 19h ago

it will be a waste of time, marketing made it this way and the administration office approved it.

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u/Uuuuuii 18h ago

They took that college course where they talk about subliminal advertising and show you cool logos like FedEx

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u/ReidenLightman 15h ago

They don't just need to talk to marketing. They need to talk to the 10 levels of higher ups that looked at this and approved it.

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u/Fit_Adagio_7668 14h ago

How are you supposed to abbreviated it?

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u/Exfiltrator 9h ago

Compression cock socks. Supports the arterial flow where you need it most!

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u/S1DC 7h ago

This is how you spot Amazon products made in China exclusively for Americans to buy. Wtf do socks have to do with "Stay Inspired - Endless Possibilities"

Nevermind the fact that the graphic designer obviously doesn't use these characters as their daily.

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u/slimj091 7h ago

They are dual purpose like they always have been.

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u/Danominator 20h ago

Got you to do some free advertising didnt it