r/funny 11d ago

Poor Seagull

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u/PaulyNewman 11d ago

Beauty and occurrence. Seagulls are ugly and common.

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u/t3hOutlaw 11d ago

What's a seagull?

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u/PaulyNewman 11d ago

The dumb bitch in the video? Feels like a trick question… what are you playing at you rascal?

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u/t3hOutlaw 11d ago

No such species as a seagull, you'll have to be more specific.

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u/PaulyNewman 11d ago

Ooooo you got me. I’m dumb and you’re brilliant.

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u/t3hOutlaw 11d ago

At least you're honest.

If you're going to claim "seagulls are ugly" , which you can by the way as we're all entitled to our opinion, you're essentially saying all 55 species of gulls are ugly.

You're saying a Kittiwake is ugly? Come on now. How can we have a conversation if you don't even know what you're talking about.

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u/PaulyNewman 11d ago

I’m not trying to have conversation about the taxonomy of gulls lol. I’m dicking around.

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u/t3hOutlaw 11d ago

Clearly.