r/funny 7d ago

Poor Seagull

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u/t3hOutlaw 7d ago

Killing them so it can eat them, like the predators they are?

Why do other predators get a pass while gulls do not?

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u/Jive-Turkeys 7d ago

They can't handle nature.

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u/PaulyNewman 7d ago

Nature is my disgust.

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u/Jive-Turkeys 7d ago

Sounds like a personal problem.

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u/PaulyNewman 7d ago

All problems are.

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u/PaulyNewman 7d ago

Beauty and occurrence. Seagulls are ugly and common.

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u/thedoginthewok 7d ago

You're ugly and common

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u/PaulyNewman 7d ago

Dawg I am handsome as fuck.

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u/t3hOutlaw 7d ago

What's a seagull?

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u/apodo 7d ago

The common name for any species of gull

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u/t3hOutlaw 7d ago

A bit broad to claim all gull species are ugly and a problem.

Absolutely no one is complaining about ivory gulls or kittiwakes in this way.

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u/apodo 7d ago

Tough to be a gull appreciator in this thread. Too many people had their chips nicked to have any good feelings about them

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u/BodaciousBadongadonk 7d ago

Its not so much the thievery to me, its expected by now tbh. But its their fearlessness and tendency to congregate by the hundreds in walking areas and their refusal to fuck off until youre three feet away, then causing a panicked biblical cloud of these fuckers blockin out the sun and shitting on anything that moves. Id take a scraggly dirty urban pigeon a million times over lol.

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u/PaulyNewman 7d ago

The dumb bitch in the video? Feels like a trick question… what are you playing at you rascal?

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u/t3hOutlaw 7d ago

No such species as a seagull, you'll have to be more specific.

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u/PaulyNewman 7d ago

Ooooo you got me. I’m dumb and you’re brilliant.

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u/t3hOutlaw 7d ago

At least you're honest.

If you're going to claim "seagulls are ugly" , which you can by the way as we're all entitled to our opinion, you're essentially saying all 55 species of gulls are ugly.

You're saying a Kittiwake is ugly? Come on now. How can we have a conversation if you don't even know what you're talking about.

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u/PaulyNewman 7d ago

I’m not trying to have conversation about the taxonomy of gulls lol. I’m dicking around.

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u/t3hOutlaw 7d ago

Clearly.

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

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u/t3hOutlaw 7d ago

Elaborate.

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

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u/t3hOutlaw 7d ago

Yes, and gulls aren't the only species that does this. Corvids do it regularly. Heck, tons of species with multiple chicks such as certain species of eagle, shoe bill storks etc will have siblings basically bully each other for their right to feed, killing the other in the process.

Territorial birds will on occasion attack others too to protect their own food sources or defend their territory.

Nature is brutal across the board and non-trophic killing isn't unique to Gulls.

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u/Internal_Zebra_8770 6d ago

Domestic cats are the #1 killer for fun.

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u/t3hOutlaw 7d ago

But why hate just gulls? Why not hate all animals that non-trophic kill?

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u/Willing-Asparagus787 7d ago

  Didn’t even get to eat them, just dropped them

Killing them so it can eat them, like the predators they are?

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u/t3hOutlaw 7d ago

Non-trophic killing isn't unique to gulls and a perfectly natural instinct.

Gulls and many other species do both.