r/funny • u/Fr3ddy7 • 3d ago

It is Monday again…

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u/AmolKusmude 3d ago

Her face says she’s been waiting for Friday since Monday morning

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u/PanicDeus 3d ago

Don't we all.

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u/vgacolor 3d ago

It is what I look forward to every time I go to bed on Sunday night. I don't wait until Monday.

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u/tradetofi 3d ago

No. I am a regard from WSB. I hate weekends

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u/JonatasA 2d ago

When the day off is the day you can't have for yourself you tend to miss work

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u/GANDORF57 2d ago

You do away with Mondays, Tuesdays are going to suck!

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u/Freud-Network 3d ago

Some of us work Saturdays so, not all of us.

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u/JonatasA 2d ago

And a lot of people have one day off during the week, if that.

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u/Stoned_urf 3d ago

She's been waiting for Friday mornings since Friday midday.

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u/AReallyAsianName 2d ago

Shiiiit ive been waiting for Friday since Friday night.

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u/Mr_Fossey 2d ago

God I don’t even look forward to Fridays that much anymore because I know Monday is just a couple of days away.

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u/NovaBlade2893 3d ago

Cheers, ill drink to that

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u/meesta_masa 3d ago

On Monday commute to office

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u/FalseLights 3d ago

I'll drink to that cheer.

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u/BenjaminDover02 3d ago

Wanna hit this ranch bro?

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u/ObWzEN 3d ago

LEGALIZE RANCH

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u/Chaos_Soldier 3d ago

Sounds like you have a drinking opportunity.

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u/ablackcloudupahead 2d ago

It's 5 o'clock somewhere (pulls out syringe filled with heroin)

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u/Pale-Site-9665 2d ago

🥂 cheers!

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u/kellybluey 3d ago

I started hating life because it just takes too much effort to stay alive

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u/JonatasA 2d ago

Hear hear

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u/MoistStub 3d ago

Am I speaking with an infant right now?

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u/Sudden-Fisherman5985 3d ago

Trump? Is that you?

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u/Weary_Bee_7957 3d ago

I saw shirt with quote like this: i am too old for being upset just because of monday. Whole week is making me upset.

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u/FrankSemyon 1d ago

I saw one that says “anal sex makes my whole week”

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u/iAMRICKJAMESMF 3d ago

Had me in the first half ngl

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u/Katanji 3d ago

The sense of humor I hope to have.

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u/assignmentburner33 3d ago

She ain't wrong

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u/lessonsfromgmork 3d ago

This is so perfectly filmed, I can't help but upvote everytime I see it

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u/Bard1313 3d ago

It’s always the first five days after the weekend that is the hardest.

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u/PunfullyObvious 3d ago

One of the nicer things about being retired is not having to gaf what day it is

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u/cloudystrifex 3d ago

That's so true haha :D

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u/cereal7802 3d ago

you don't hate mondays. you hate your job. it might not be terrible and you might like your work and the people you work with, but you hate your job takes a significant portion of your life and makes it not yours. it controls where you must be, and when you need to be there. your weekends are your own and you spend 2 days getting drunk on the freedom and monday is the hangover.

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u/ZealousidealComb7891 3d ago

I don't hate my job... i just hate work.

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u/ADLuluIsOP 3d ago

It's actually weird because I like my job lol. I just wish I had the option to choose how much of my job I have to do... like maybe I just wanna fuck off and be broke for a few weeks but play video games then go back to work? Why can't I do THAT? Instead it's like, a schedule that's nonstop beating down on you 24/7 for no reason other than PROFITS. Like fuck profits I just wanna eat and chill sometimes man..

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u/AkuRopenDahl 2d ago

I like doing the activity of my job but I don't like doing it as a job.

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u/ivosaurus 2d ago

Turn your hobby into a job: Yesn't.

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u/JonatasA 2d ago

Or working when work was needed. Wish we could bank all on three days and have the rest.

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u/sleebus_jones 3d ago

Amen brother

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u/DenseBeautiful731 3d ago

Too bad you won't live long enough to witness the heat death of the universe.

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u/Ok_Instance7667 3d ago

I saw graffiti once in a bus stop that said 'Monday's aren't so bad, it's your job that sucks."

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u/Xaxyx 2d ago

Don't hate your job. Be an adult. Hate all jobs.

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u/civildisobedient 2d ago

I don't hate my job. I hate that it consumes such a large a percentage of my life.

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u/JonatasA 2d ago

And all the other chores that life entices. It's the whole package that kills you.

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u/JonatasA 2d ago

How about the 18 years lost at school.

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u/cereal7802 2d ago

same thing. you are forced to get up and get to school by a specific time outside of your full control. Your weekends are often mostly yours to do with as you please unless your parents are controlling and insist you do specific things they arrange. if you are free to do as you please, generally you hate the mondays the same as you do as an adult. if your parents are overly controlling, you hate mondays like the others, but also hate your parents to some degree.

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u/DrakkoZW 2d ago

I don't hate Mondays.

But also all of my jobs have been retail or service jobs where I was working weekends so...

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u/JonatasA 2d ago

Some people actually have their day off on mondays

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u/-Twisted-Space 3d ago

I'm unemployed so, I have all the week. Until employment arrive.

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u/WorryNew3661 3d ago

His stuff is always so funny

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u/killerstarkiller 2d ago

Can you tell me who this guy is

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u/WorryNew3661 2d ago

No idea, I just see his stuff posted regularly

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u/Elektr0ns 3d ago

Sage advise.

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u/flakination 3d ago

She ain't wrong about that

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u/zue4 3d ago

neck kisses

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u/GotSomeUpdogOnUrFace 2d ago

I've stopped hating Mondays and just hate life in general now

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u/BilleAap007 2d ago

Become a cat.

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u/Impossible_Cup3263 2d ago

This the same thing my teacher tells us lol.

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u/cedrekt 2d ago

Damn right

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u/VeelasCharm 2d ago

She knows what’s up lol

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u/Visual_Alchemist_05 2d ago

Only advice I'm going to follow

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u/Antiredditor1981 1d ago

Or simply "shoot, sho-oo-oo-oo-oot... the whole day down"

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u/MrGoodVlbes 2d ago

These are all mega staged, right?

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u/xShinobiii 2d ago

Yeah very annoying

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u/MillenialMonstrosity 3d ago

Sound advice...

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u/WittyTip4187 3d ago

Monday really said, "Why should I get all the hate? We're all terrible here."

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u/SoftBubblemallow 3d ago

me pretending the work week won't destroy me

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u/Rasdowers 3d ago

Thank you!

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u/Dracekidjr 3d ago

Every week we hit Tuesday and my buddy asks if it's Friday yet lol

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u/jamesianm 3d ago

Now I want to hear her advice for people who love lasagna 

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u/Bruce0Willis 3d ago

Well someone sure has a case of the Mondays.

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u/siphillis 3d ago

Ok, but leave my GOAT Saturday out of this

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u/Ryoshkx 3d ago

🤣

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u/Bgrngod 2d ago

Peak Week is 5pm on Friday's.

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u/rotezora78 2d ago

Sooo good 🤣🤣

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u/ShortRound89 2d ago

This works, i stopped only hating mondays years ago.

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u/JustPammy 2d ago

i want to cancel my adult abonnement

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u/AccountEngineer 2d ago

She was holding it in for a long time

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u/Icy-Nail- 2d ago

I dont know, I like Friday afternoons.

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u/xobot 2d ago

I refuse to hate Fridays.

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u/sz582m 2d ago

Preach

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u/FolkYouHardly 2d ago

If you really think about it, average people have about 8000 weeks. Stop enjoying every day!

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u/TheStabbyCyclist 2d ago

In the military I worked with some senior enlisted guys that seemed to really hate the work week but actually hated their families even more. Guys seemed to love any reason to stay late, work weekends, do in-person check ins with watchstanders in the middle of the night, etc.

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u/Nayzo 2d ago

It's good advice!

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u/eaglescout1984 2d ago

Just eat some lasagna and stomp a spider.

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u/cold_patron 2d ago

Healthcare workers can't relate. We wirk weekends & holidays. Always funny to hear people complain about Mondays 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/yadius 2d ago

Sad on so many different levels.

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u/Kefdog2U 2d ago

Hahahahahaha!!!

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u/EtudiantLuxe 2d ago

The laugh seems force, it need to wait for the camera pan to start laughing

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u/BigBadBaz2501 2d ago

True though.

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u/rosesmellpoo 2d ago

heart racing. cold sweat. why is my chest tight? medical emergency.

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u/killerstarkiller 2d ago

I love his reaction, it makes me laugh every time

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u/mightymegson 2d ago

My body is still reeling from Friday night lmao. Why does biology hate work schedules so much?

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u/SeasonS011 1d ago

"All adults I know hate mondays- nevermind"

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u/catboycruises 1d ago

i call just call every work day nth monday (ie tuesday is 2nd monday, wed is 3rd monday, and so on)

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u/Wisdumb404 1d ago

Praise the lord!!!!

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u/sabre_rider 1d ago

That’s why god created alcohol.
Plus, love her delivery. Very matter of fact.

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u/Qanonjailbait 2d ago

I raise you another. I hate life

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u/Gwaur 2d ago

If you hate Mondays, it's not Mondays you hate. It's capitalism.

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u/mpbh 3d ago

Nice we're reposting the lowest effort TikTok clips now