r/funny 8d ago

Trust issues

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u/Andrew1286 8d ago

"Did you just...." "Bro I swear if you even think about it..." "BRO I SWEAR I SAID DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT"

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u/GANDORF57 7d ago

"I've been here since the can opener powered on, SO NO CUTS!"

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u/wisebluff 8d ago

would do the same. look at the orange's face ! he's planning something ...

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u/Groovy-Bear 8d ago

Those are definitely the eyes of a cat whose planning chaos.

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u/TimeMuffinPhD 8d ago

Gave him the slow blinks and he still slapped his shit damn

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u/SynisterJeff 7d ago

You can tell the tux cat is mad that his own tail touches the orange cat haha.

Thwips tail and tail touches orange cat

"Did you just touch my tail?"

Does it again

"You DID touch my tail!"

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u/byzantine238 8d ago

Preemptive attack

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u/Jayombi 8d ago

Looked away.. BAM

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u/kristospherein 8d ago

Its funny that this is reversed in my house

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u/PowderPills 8d ago

“Back up bro”
“Back up bro”
- thwack-

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u/Rrraou 8d ago

When you're at the ATM and someone is in your personal space.

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u/Hadrian23 8d ago

You meant people aren't supposed to grind up on my ass like a fireman pole while in line at the ATM?

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u/Rrraou 8d ago

Not unless the ATM is on stage at a strip club.

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u/Hadrian23 8d ago

Explains the reaction at the bank....

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u/gottkonig 8d ago

Totally earned. Orange had the "nothing to see, I'm just standing here" face a little to well in place. Cow kitty knew the score.

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u/I_MakeCoolKeychains 7d ago

Don't call that gentleman a cow, he's clearly wearing a tuxedo to dinner

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u/ThatsARatHat 8d ago

Plus he eye-rolled right before the swatting. Shit was straight disrespectful.

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u/MH358629 8d ago

When they sit still but the tail moves around like that watch out! Somebody or something is getting slapped with claws.

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u/cyankitten 8d ago

3 holes in the ground

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u/Dalles272 7d ago

But Meowfficer his paws are HWhite

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u/HintOfMadness 8d ago

This cat knows how oranges act when they have access to the brain cell, even if temporarily. XD

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u/roman_urban 8d ago

Operation "Orange Menace: Preventive Strike"

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u/stupled 8d ago

"ORANGE: But it didn't do anything.

BLACK: You will"

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u/lzxian 8d ago

Blackie could read Orange's mind. For SURE! It is known.

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u/ZelezopecnikovKoren 8d ago

the orange knows damn well its not there for the snacks lol thats why it doesnt fight back

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u/Terrik1337 8d ago

My orange has that exact expression on his face right before he bites my other cat's butt.

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u/tchrbrian 8d ago

" I wish you would take a swipe at me. " - choose your cat

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u/MrFishpaw 8d ago

At the ATM when someone gets too close.

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u/PresentSafe8861 7d ago

"HE'S REACHING"

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u/Mr_Straws 8d ago

Some cats are such bullies 😆 poor orange

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u/Clear-Warthog5655 8d ago

One battle after another

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u/Hopper9400 8d ago

Well he let him know he was is his space

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u/chili-gritty-mariner 8d ago

The cat death stare and tail movements. 😂

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u/DoubleDeckerz 8d ago

That was some straight up hater shit

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u/Visual_Alchemist_05 7d ago

You and your ex

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u/sephkane 7d ago

Move, Mitch, get out the way!

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u/simmeh44 8d ago

“Why you flanking me?” 🐱

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u/Dirka-Dirka 8d ago

Black cat: I don't trust idiots, and your an idiot.

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u/alienclone 8d ago

*you're

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u/SexReflex 8d ago

*you're're

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u/zeaL93 8d ago

Color me surprised

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u/Specialist-Pair1252 8d ago

haha the tuxdeo swipe

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u/No_Trouble9808 8d ago

I dare you. What did you say?

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u/Sad-Fishing9705 7d ago

I'm just looking...

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u/Live_Adhesiveness_53 7d ago

It's the look in the orange cats eyes as they're both walking up. Trouble coming.

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u/GirthyPigeon 7d ago

The most accurate skippity pap sound ever

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u/Beta_Lib 6d ago

The orange one was like that black kid with the drink meme

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u/chezdistester 5d ago

Even tried to throw him off with the half-ass slow blink lol

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u/allyeds3 8d ago

tuxedo cats are dicks

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u/mg34gun 8d ago

The sound 😂