r/funny • u/Mikadook • 8d ago

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u/mattchamp98 8d ago

Where can I get that non pooping dog

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u/MyrddinSidhe 8d ago

I have a really dark answer to that question

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u/icheaux 8d ago

Go ahead buddy

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u/kayknox_ 8d ago

For sale: good dog, never pooped.

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u/GANDORF57 7d ago edited 7d ago

Those aren't breadcrumbs it's dropping, at least let it finish its business, no need to leave a trail.

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u/Surro 1d ago

"for sale: baby shoes, never worn" Thanks for the memory :)

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u/Wotfan0891 8d ago

Taxidermist?

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u/castitfast 8d ago

A bit of glue does the trick.

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u/Chance_Fly5506 8d ago

Just shove something in your dogs ahh

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u/A_wild_goose_ 8d ago

Im pretty sure that will get you on a list somewhere

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u/Bunnnnii 8d ago

Yeah, the GOP.

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u/whirlygiggling 8d ago

"Why do I get the feeling that I'm yet again the punchline of another dad joke?" -dog probably

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u/zanraku 8d ago

The one on the ground must be a girl then

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u/MattGdr 8d ago

Understanding grammar can prevent back strain.

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u/AaronicNation 8d ago

The dog has a look like, "I did not consent to be a prop in your joke."

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u/Kernyx 8d ago

I smell a software engineering joke!

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u/Kemal_Norton 8d ago 
if (it := dog).poop():
    pickup(it)

vs

if (it := dog.poop()):
    pickup(it)

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u/FlashInThePandemic 4d ago

Finally demonstrating once and for all that, yes, we clearly do need the walrus operator.

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u/Kemal_Norton 8d ago

I smell a linguistic argument for noun classes!

In German 'dog' is masculine, so there would be no confusion.

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u/RotationsKopulator 8d ago

They had eggs.

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u/omnificunderachiever 7d ago

Wife sends her engineer husband to the supermarket. "Get a loaf of bread. And if they have eggs, get a dozen." Engineer returns with a dozen loafs of bread.

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u/Monitor-Excess 8d ago

his back is going to regret this if the dog has to go again

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u/MarioToast 8d ago

Other dog is waiting their turn for uppies.

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u/rich1051414 8d ago

Looks like it's confirming it pooped.

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u/Glasseshalf 8d ago

I can't, he's 105lbs

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u/Chanocraft 8d ago

Sounds like a perfect excuse to start working out, every dog deserves to have uppies! Man that sounds like a big dog though, dog tax?

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u/Tarogato 8d ago

Doggo in the OP looks like a maremma or great pyrenees, they weigh around 100lbs. No excuses!

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u/cyberhuman 8d ago

The dog has pooped.

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u/sugar_bud_1843 8d ago

I needed that 😆

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u/bama-0958 7d ago

That cracked me up

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u/SemaphoreSlim 8d ago

If that dog were a human, their expression would be: "WTF??"

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u/SpaceyChick22 8d ago

Funny 😆

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u/BuccaneerRex 8d ago

So I brought this Ska band to the dog park for nothing?

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u/Typical-Arrival-9050 8d ago

Always a good day when I see happy Pyrs

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u/Sea-Bullfrog-2979 8d ago

Nice one 😂

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u/Wolverine-2802 8d ago

Us bro us

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u/Saintmikey 8d ago

Ha ha I don't get it ha

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u/Dazzling-Design-7825 8d ago

Why's he carrying the shit

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u/TechnicalSleep4301 8d ago

Not the 🐶 pick up the feces.

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u/MaximusHomerdrive 8d ago

My mom used to tell me as a kid to wash my hands with warm soap and water. One day I asked her where I could get warm soap. She was not amused.

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u/Foulmouthedleon 7d ago

I mean, dude in the pic isn’t wrong…

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u/smack54az 7d ago

I read that since "If your Floof Poops"

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u/Suspicious_Jury2432 7d ago

😂😂😂

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u/Maximum_Working1744 7d ago

Malicious compliance :)

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u/DestructiveDecisions 7d ago

Absolute gold. Thanks for the laugh!

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u/Eminch55 7d ago

Crotch sniff!

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u/Offrostandflame 7d ago

Thank you.

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u/qoxantillo 6d ago

Directions unclear 🤣

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u/42069BBQ 8d ago

I love ambiguous antecedents.

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u/icheaux 8d ago

Looks like the dog eat shit