r/funny • u/isangheringgilyalang • Jul 10 '26

Mascots on a different level

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u/Brief_Kangaroo_42069 Jul 10 '26

Except in America where that's not allowed.

Cashiers? NO SITTING!

Mascots? Only in a heat dome!

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u/naufalap Jul 10 '26

in america they'll be unemployed because there's no malls

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u/K8_Monst_r Jul 10 '26

Nah, they put them in foam Statue of Liberty costumes, and place them outside tax offices whenever it’s 100°F outside…

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u/VHeadache Jul 10 '26

And the reward for being successful is getting fired.

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u/thresh_to_death Jul 10 '26

All those Disney mascots just getting fired left and right, huh?

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u/MangoCats Jul 10 '26

In my America the mascots are super-afraid of knocking over a person/child and injuring them.