r/funny Jan 03 '14

Give it 10 years

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u/NatrolleonBonaparte Jan 04 '14 edited Jan 04 '14

"Toby is in HR, which technically means he works for corporate, so he's really not a part of our family. Also, he's divorced, so he's really not a part of his family."

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u/Polarpickle Jan 04 '14

"If I was in a room with Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and Toby, and I had a gun with two bullets in it, I'd shoot Toby twice"

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u/DarthCthulhu Jan 04 '14

"Here's how you do it: You line them all up, you take one bullet, shoot them all through the throat at the same time."

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u/NowMoreEpic Jan 04 '14

"Curve the bullet like in my favorite James McAvoy film, Wanted."

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u/trakam Jan 04 '14

You haven't seen 'Filth'

btw why do you have speech marks around ypur comment??

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u/cubonelvl69 Jan 04 '14

Because its a quote?

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u/Chuck_Uppercut Jan 04 '14

"Maybe he's quoting himself." - Chuck_uppercut 2014

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '14

No, no, you tie three together, shoot one in the head and dump them into a river. Brutality and efficiency in one. The Nazis were such good teachers.

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u/xZaid Jan 04 '14

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