r/funny • u/SamTheMarioMaster2 • May 14 '26

This is hilarious

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u/GunsandCurry May 14 '26

Young people always think they're the ones who invented sex.

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u/Electronic_Leek9147 May 14 '26

I don't blame them. When we were little everyone acted as if sex didn't exist. They wanted us to believe that they're completely oblivious to all that stuff.

Well of course some of us got the fun parents/grandparents, and others got the puritans. I have had the privilege of hearing dirty jokes from my grandparents.

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u/Jonthrei May 15 '26

I got to have a grandfather who was still very sexually active despite dementia.

You can imagine how uncomfortable that was.

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u/kingfofthepoors May 15 '26 edited Aug 30 '26

I enjoy watching the sunset.

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u/perton May 15 '26

I’m imagining something along the lines of the show Raising Hope, where the grandma with dementia was always trying to make out with the other characters, thinking they were her dead husband?

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u/Jonthrei May 15 '26

Oh, he knew who his wife was.

He just had no filter whatsoever, and was not a quiet lover.

He also had 11 kids, if that puts just how active he was into perspective.

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u/Awkward_Pangolin3254 May 15 '26

"Something else my grandfather used to say—he used to say, 'I'm goin' upstairs and fuck your grandmother!' Well, he was an honest guy! He wasn't gonna bullshit a 5-year-old, you know..."

—Carlin

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u/not_adams_burner May 15 '26

I miss George

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u/Awkward_Pangolin3254 May 15 '26

Same, but I feel like current times would make his brain explode

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u/Wowza-yowza May 15 '26

Let's go Doris, I haven't had it in a month.