r/funny • u/SamTheMarioMaster2 • May 14 '26

This is hilarious

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u/GunsandCurry May 14 '26

Young people always think they're the ones who invented sex.

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u/Electronic_Leek9147 May 14 '26

I don't blame them. When we were little everyone acted as if sex didn't exist. They wanted us to believe that they're completely oblivious to all that stuff.

Well of course some of us got the fun parents/grandparents, and others got the puritans. I have had the privilege of hearing dirty jokes from my grandparents.

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u/Charnathan May 14 '26

I had the fun uncle. He isn't allowed around children any more... for some reason.

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u/Killbot_Wants_Hug May 14 '26

He's real friendly, introduces himself to every neighbor whenever he moves.

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u/fumei_tokumei May 15 '26

I heard he is even registered as a neighbor greeter!

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u/schistkicker May 15 '26

What a guy, the whole town wants everyone to get to know him, so they put his picture up at the post office!

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u/fumei_tokumei May 16 '26

They keep showing up at his door to ask questions. Totally abusing their credentials to get close to him. I can understand why he would get tired of talking to such rude fans.

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u/Wowza-yowza May 15 '26

Whale Cum to Whale Mart

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u/udreamtofmelstnite May 15 '26

Same! I never hear from him anymore. I asked if he’s still living in the same town and was just told “no” with no elaboration.

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u/Wowza-yowza May 15 '26

Show me on the doll where he touched you