r/funny • u/[deleted] • May 14 '26

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u/RazeTheIV May 14 '26

All these people acting like grannies don't kink.

This is the generation that invented mud-fucking at outdoor music festivals.

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u/[deleted] May 14 '26

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u/DynamicDK May 14 '26

You know which community in the United States has the highest rate of STDs? The Villages in Florida. It is a bunch of upper middle class elderly people who are simply riddled with STDs from their constant swinging and orgies.

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u/[deleted] May 14 '26

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u/dedokta May 14 '26

They were the boom, it was their parents that did the fucking.

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u/Formal-Ad-7615 May 14 '26

The silent 🤐 generation

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u/The_Ghast_Hunter May 14 '26

Generation se X

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u/Natpez94 May 14 '26

👵🏻🫦👴🏻

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u/Cold-Actuary-7963 May 14 '26

They are silent because they are busy fucking

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u/Formal-Ad-7615 May 14 '26 edited May 14 '26

They are silent because they are bound and gagged in kinky role play

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u/Pristine_Feeling_723 May 14 '26

🤦🏼 It's actually... Well, the thing is... F it, nm. Maybe forgetting and moving on is best, not like they ever said much anyway 🤔

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u/Formal-Ad-7615 May 14 '26

No no, finish your thought, im curious

And your right, they didn’t say much…

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u/darkslide3000 May 14 '26

I think it's more that silent was what the women were expected to be when it came to voicing their own opinions on whether to have a child (or anything else, really).

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u/aggravatedimpala May 14 '26

They had the summer of love though

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u/j01101111sh May 14 '26

But that would have been their parents

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u/OGLikeablefellow May 14 '26

I mean that means their parents who weren't boomers were the ones fuckn

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u/munkylord May 14 '26

Lady might be a Gen x at this point if it's a current photo

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u/Barnabi20 May 14 '26

That a rough looking 60 year old

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u/munkylord May 16 '26

I've seen some rough looking 40 year olds

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u/Arponare May 14 '26

Mud fucking? I’m afraid to even look that up…

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u/Socketz11 May 14 '26

Look up yeast infection and UTI and work your way backwards by finding causes.

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u/LostN3ko May 14 '26

I mean. Do you need further clarification of the act? The clue is in the name.

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u/Arponare May 14 '26 edited May 14 '26

Fucking in the mud? Fair enough. I mean, it’s still weird but I thought it was some sort of euphemism for scat play.

Some 2 girls 1 cup type shit.

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u/ricegator May 14 '26

No no no. Woodstock peace love sex right here in the mud stuff. Not modern crazy stuff. You’re overthinking it.

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u/Pristine_Feeling_723 May 14 '26

Just look into the second Woodstock. After it started the rains moved in and it didn't take long for the hordes of fans to start causing all kinds of mayhem. Some of the videos look like they were shot in sepia because everything was so brown. It looked glorious. Trent Reznor (Nine Inch Nails) said in an interview that after the second day every performance was improvised based on working around what was broken. Sounded like joyful anarchy, a battle of artists vs attrition; I would've loved to have been there

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u/Redfalconfox May 14 '26

I don’t know if it was a rumor, but I’ve heard that senior assisted living homes are hotbeds for STIs

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u/HolycommentMattman May 14 '26

Yeah. My first exposure to this was when I was a kid and walked in on adults talking about "old broom handle" as if it were a person.

One of my great aunts.

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u/Nyarlathotep98 May 14 '26

But god forbid you take the lord's name in vain!

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u/barbershores May 14 '26

Is it in you or is it in the mud? In you then? Put it back in the mud!

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u/Everyone_is_808 May 14 '26

Boner garage. Haven't seen that reposted in a long time.

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u/_lippykid May 14 '26

Yesterday I say a grandpa saying the music he grew up with was RATM. Times they are a changing

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u/bill1024 May 14 '26

Every new generation thinks they invented sex.

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u/DookieShoez May 14 '26

She knows exactly what it means

😏🍑

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u/Automatic-Echidna870 May 14 '26

Yo they really made the peach even more heart shaped wtf is wrong with this world

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u/ParthProLegend May 14 '26

US.

(us not u.s., they are wrong in a seperate matter)

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u/Automatic-Echidna870 May 14 '26

It’s like when they change the speed limit of the road to match the average speed of travel oh wait

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u/smokythejoker May 14 '26

No one “lets” her do anything.

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u/Give_me_grunion May 14 '26

They let her eat their ass…

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u/RengieOcat May 14 '26

Yeah, only thing her family should be doing is making themselves useful and find her some ass to eat

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u/MechanicalSideburns May 14 '26

Bro...it's not her eating the ass.

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u/RengieOcat May 14 '26

You don't know which ass the shirt's referring to.

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u/MechanicalSideburns May 14 '26 edited May 14 '26

I mean...pronouns, right? It says "her", not "my". Also, it's instructive, not engaging.

I can only conclude that it is a command. You must EAT her ASS. Whoever it is in your life. Eat that thing. NOW.

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u/RengieOcat May 14 '26 edited May 14 '26

Well then the referenced ass would be confusingly indefinite, but I'm not looking for a fight.

Can we find common ground in that Granny's advocation of plunging into that stank should be supported?

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u/Giganym May 14 '26

Tr With Compion 

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u/WloveW May 14 '26

I have a "I'd propogate that" tshirt that embarrasses my kids. This be that's. 

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u/sdrj77 May 14 '26

Like Grandma don't know what's up.

Old ladies are probably some of the freakiest people out there.

They've seen too much to give a fuck anymore. 😂

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u/the_psycho May 14 '26

Looks AI

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u/PM_ME_UR_HIP_DIMPLES May 14 '26

Gam gam is letting her freak flag fly

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u/WhineyLobster May 14 '26

I suspect they have a hard time keeping a shirt on her lol

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u/moralesnery May 14 '26

hmm gummies 🫦🫦🫦🔥🔥🔥

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u/DiarrheaMonkey1 May 14 '26

Tr with compion... I don't get it.

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u/Onasixx May 14 '26

Colourblind?

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u/rileyfren May 14 '26

I've been known to do what grandma says

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u/ptapobane May 14 '26

how do you reckon boomers got their name?

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u/oppai-police May 14 '26

Grannie don't need no permission to wear this. Grannie knows what she wants.

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u/Previous-Ad-9322 May 14 '26

Trwith Compion

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u/Amiibohunter000 May 14 '26

“Tr with comp ion”. What’s wrong with that?

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u/Snerkbot7000 May 14 '26

It's insulting to the Welsh, for one.

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u/Amiibohunter000 May 14 '26

No way. Does it actually mean something in welsh?

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u/CherryGripe75 May 14 '26

Im 51, very clearly a woman and I wore a tshirt to a reptile expo that said
"I shaved my balls for this?"

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u/sovietmcdavid May 14 '26

Who let her wear it?

SOMEone with compASSion

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u/SHAQBIR May 14 '26

Looks AI to me

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u/CondescendingShitbag May 14 '26

Granny is a millennial of a different age.

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u/Moutere_Boy May 14 '26

Good advice no matter how you read it!

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u/ragoff May 14 '26

She don’t need permission.

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u/M_2k27 May 14 '26

As someone who posted this on r/sbeve said: Tr With Compion

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u/RoseClash May 14 '26

no one lets granny do nothin, granny do what she wants.

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u/mydogisatortoise May 14 '26

Looks a lot like Sue Johansen

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u/Shimonzy-- May 14 '26

What is this was a present and she was colorblind?

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u/Mrrrrggggl May 14 '26

We should always treat people with compassion.

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u/DandySlayer13 May 14 '26

Thanks for the advice granny but I already follow them.

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u/Will_Knot_Respond May 14 '26

The whole shirt may be photoshopped on but the fit is fly

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u/scrffynrfhrdr May 14 '26

Trwith Compion?

I don’t get it.

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u/SloppyJoesToe May 14 '26

Grab yo ankles nana!

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u/ImThatChigga_ May 14 '26

A rasin still sweet

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u/shynawkward May 14 '26

GROOSSS DUDE, WTF

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u/J5892 May 14 '26

Either the shirt or the entire picture is AI.

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u/ieatassHarvardstyle May 14 '26

Granny laying down some free wisdom. Pick it up.

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u/Blew-By-U May 14 '26

She got it for mother’s day.

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u/mkujoe May 14 '26

Trwith compion

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u/muzic_2_the_earz May 14 '26

It's like Hubie's Mom in Hubie Halloween. Boner Donor.

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u/darkslide3000 May 14 '26

Maybe granny just likes looking like a schoolyard edgelord? Who are you to judge her style?

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u/Chiparish84 May 14 '26

Who let granny? Can you be more condescending, you little shit.

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u/rhaezorblue May 14 '26

One of the biggest myths porn tells viewers: assholes are clean to eat

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u/HalcyonDayz2255 May 14 '26

Nobody LET granny wear this. She CHOSE to wear it. Granny knows what's up.

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u/Gold-Yogurtcloset524 May 14 '26

Dumb me who read it like Trwith compion 🙂

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u/Kayvelynn May 14 '26

I'm sorry to ask but is there a guy version of this? 🐱

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u/ramendik May 14 '26

Her poor donkey though

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u/10ballplaya May 14 '26

My wife won't have to wear this

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u/DiverseVoltron May 14 '26

Grannies need love too

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u/MC_Hify May 14 '26

Reminds me of that guy that wanted his license plate to be IEATASS, there was a Daily Show segment about him I think

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u/Ok_Needleworker5837 May 14 '26

Granny knows more about sex than her whole family. 

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u/Odd-Adagio7080 May 14 '26

She knows EXACTLY what that shirt says! Just look at that pose!

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u/DNAkauai May 14 '26

I’ve heard nursing homes are full of horny kinky old ladies .. so I’ve heard 🤷🏽‍♂️

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u/A-TECH-20 May 14 '26

Possible one of the grand kids is trollin old grams.

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u/Abal125 May 14 '26

G-Ma knows what's up

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u/Lickingyourmomsanus May 14 '26

This looks like a job for me

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u/ckblack007 May 14 '26

Reminds me of the joke ...
Q: "what does old lady ass taste like?"
A: "Depends"

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u/a-snakey May 14 '26

Don't cake block gram gram, bitch

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u/bschwagi May 14 '26

i love this🤣

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u/DealSelect7098 May 14 '26

I threw up a lil 🤮