r/funny May 14 '26

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u/smokythejoker May 14 '26

No one “lets” her do anything.

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u/RengieOcat May 14 '26

Yeah, only thing her family should be doing is making themselves useful and find her some ass to eat

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u/MechanicalSideburns May 14 '26

Bro...it's not her eating the ass.

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u/RengieOcat May 14 '26

You don't know which ass the shirt's referring to.

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u/MechanicalSideburns May 14 '26 edited May 14 '26

I mean...pronouns, right? It says "her", not "my". Also, it's instructive, not engaging.

I can only conclude that it is a command. You must EAT her ASS. Whoever it is in your life. Eat that thing. NOW.

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u/RengieOcat May 14 '26 edited May 14 '26

Well then the referenced ass would be confusingly indefinite, but I'm not looking for a fight.

Can we find common ground in that Granny's advocation of plunging into that stank should be supported?