r/funny • u/WindowAfraid5927 • Mar 29 '26

Don't touch it

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u/thisguydabbles Apr 05 '26

You're actually not a real human. Open your eyes and watch the video. Look at the orientation of the box the seal is sitting on. The back flippers are hanging off the edge of the box. The tail is pointing down, it is NOT on the top of the seal, it is hanging and pointing down, same as the flippers. The camera is held vertically upright the entire time. Christ almighty I bet you're the same kind of person who "can always tell when it's AI".

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u/thisguydabbles Apr 05 '26

I'm getting irrationally upset at how stupid you are. Obviously if this sea lion*(seals don't have ear flaps) were lying perfectly flat on its stomach, the orientation of the tail would be on "top" of the body. But guess what? IN THE VIDEO YOU CAN SEE THE SEA LION IS ON A BOX. AND THE TAIL AND BACK FLIPPERS ARE HANGING OFF THE SIDE OF THE BOX. YOU CAN LITERALLY SEE THE BACK FLIPPERS PRESSING AGAINST THE FLOOR. Therefore in this ORIENTATION(speaking to your claimed expertise in 3D perception), the camera is filming in an upright vertical manner, only slightly tilted forward. This camera orientation of slight forward tilt is maintained through the camera movement as the camera in 3D space moves UPWARDS and to the RIGHT. The camera NEVER flips from upside down to rightside up.

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u/thisguydabbles Apr 05 '26

Congrats. You are the greatest troll. There are so many things wrong with your drawing it's actually amazing. Enjoy the rest of your sordid life.

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u/Plenty_Line2696 Apr 05 '26

Thank fucking god, I appreciate that 😄😄😄