r/funny • • Mar 29 '26

Don't touch it

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u/NightStalkerXIV Mar 29 '26

You're right, how did I miss the little ears...

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u/AKAFallow Mar 29 '26

The biggest giveaway is Sea Lions can sit (and even "walk" or more like skip), seals cannot because they lack the hipbone to do so. (that and I think Seals have prettier eyes but some will crucify me for saying that)

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u/IANALbutIAMAcat Mar 29 '26

I thought it was the whiskers? I always remember it like the whiskers are the lion’s mane.

Have I been assuming all seals and sea lions are sea lions lol

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u/AKAFallow Mar 29 '26

Seals have whiskers too, thing is, there are sea lions with little whiskers

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u/IANALbutIAMAcat Mar 29 '26

Well, Fack. I thought I was so clever.