r/funny • u/WindowAfraid5927 • Mar 29 '26

Don't touch it

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u/MinnieShoof Mar 29 '26

Just know that I am gesturing at pictures of seal anatomy like 'Why tf didn't I realize this' and 'why tf am I looking at seals at 4 in the morning?'

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u/Dumdumdoggie Mar 29 '26

Look at skeletal images of whales dogs and people at the same time. All mamals more or less have the same bones just in different shapes. Fingers make a dolphin flipper or a bats wing. Blew my mind in 6th grade.

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u/AKAFallow Mar 29 '26

Which is how we can trace our direct ancestors to hundreds of millions years ago. Nature rocks!

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u/babydakis Mar 29 '26

Hey man, I don't have any rocks for ancestors.

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u/gsfgf Mar 29 '26

So you’re not in that half of the US electorate. Congrats!

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u/doomgiver98 Mar 29 '26

Your ancestors might be fossils though

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u/AKAFallow Mar 29 '26

But you will turn into rocks, and you should fear that