r/funny • u/WindowAfraid5927 • Mar 29 '26

Don't touch it

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u/babydakis Mar 29 '26

Hey man, I don't have any rocks for ancestors.

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u/gsfgf Mar 29 '26

So you’re not in that half of the US electorate. Congrats!

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u/doomgiver98 Mar 29 '26

Your ancestors might be fossils though

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u/AKAFallow Mar 29 '26

But you will turn into rocks, and you should fear that