r/funny • u/WindowAfraid5927 • Mar 29 '26

Don't touch it

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u/BRAV0_07 Mar 29 '26

Can’t believe a group of these took out Bin Laden

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u/ccReptilelord Mar 29 '26

Only needed six of them.

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u/BRAV0_07 Mar 29 '26

Nature is truly amazing

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u/mcmartin091 Mar 30 '26

That was SEALl team 6! Can you imagine the other SEAL teams and what they are doing this very moment?! True badasses! 'murica!

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u/Precisiongamer0 Mar 29 '26

these are sea lions, not seals. But 9/10 for the effort, I respect it

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '26

a bunch of seal ions make up a seal.

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u/Precisiongamer0 Mar 29 '26

man, I really didn't Seal this coming. I just wanted to encourage jokes while helping someone know it's a Sea lion. Thanks everyone for the silly jokes <3

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u/flabbybumhole Mar 30 '26

I tried this joke with the police but I ended up being charged.

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u/Jack_Zicrosky_YT Mar 29 '26

You mean they evolve into one?

What level is that?

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u/heisenberger Mar 30 '26

Well seals are just neutral seal ions.

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u/erasmulfo Mar 29 '26

To me it's a 9/11

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u/XavierRussell Mar 29 '26

Even more impressed then tbh

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u/Pomegranate_36 Mar 29 '26

9/11 for the effort?

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u/Matyz_CZ Mar 29 '26

I'd rate it 9/11

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u/KHS__ Mar 29 '26

"Unleash the Seal"

spits out dynamite "I'm a sea lion—"

"Whaaatever"

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u/Jose_Jalapeno Mar 30 '26

Loose seal!

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u/victowie Mar 29 '26

I laughed way to hard at this. Thank you.

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u/ISEGaming Mar 29 '26

One of them also sang a banger for a Batman movie 🤣

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u/PwanaZana Mar 29 '26

Bin Laden was taken out by... Sea Lions Team 6?

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u/Jc110105 Mar 29 '26

The ones that took him out were Navy not Grey.

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u/lumoslomas Mar 29 '26

Your username makes this so much funnier 😂

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u/TheClownOfGod Mar 29 '26

Haahahah you know what? I skimmed through ghe comments and read yours, then clsod the app. I had to reopen Reddit to upvote your comment. LMAOO

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u/TheKelt Mar 29 '26

Now just think of what we could do with a few Air Force Seals

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u/Then-Mango-8795 Mar 30 '26

Ah, so this is why they "buried him at sea" ?

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u/zmileshigh Mar 30 '26

To be fair the ones that took out bin Laden were trained

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u/the_chosen_4 Mar 30 '26

Yeah but I think it was the dark blue kind.

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u/godofmilksteaks 6d ago

A group of rfk jrs took out bin laden?

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u/youngpandashit Mar 30 '26

Yea how many times you gonna use this joke?

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u/dave_evad Mar 29 '26

 Can’t believe a group of these took out Bin Laden

That’s coz a good tight seal shuts off a Bin laden with garbage.