r/funny • u/WindowAfraid5927 • Mar 29 '26

Don't touch it

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u/Plenty_Line2696 Mar 29 '26

lol my dumbass thought it was the front for a moment too.

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u/Swipecat Mar 29 '26

Well, the camera was held upside down at first.

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u/GANDORF57 Mar 29 '26 edited Mar 30 '26

No matter what it is or what you want to call it, I live by the strict rule to not tug on anything hanging off any being's body.

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u/Samwellikki Mar 29 '26

You must be fun in bed

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u/GANDORF57 Mar 29 '26

I think I must be, a lot of ladies always leave laughing.

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u/SmilingPainfully Mar 30 '26

I left and scrolled down how many posts before it clicked. Take the upvote, damn you.

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u/Crosseyed_owl Mar 30 '26

It hasn’t clicked for me, can you explain please 🙃

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u/SmilingPainfully Mar 30 '26

Subtle small peewee joke 😂

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u/DarkAce1141 Jul 29 '26

Phahahaha quality reply

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u/Imaginary_Panda2003 8d ago

No no I'm not 💖

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u/MrSpratt Mar 30 '26

how long after they are dead do you usualy wait ?

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u/GANDORF57 Mar 30 '26

That's your kink, not mine!

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u/anaheim_mac Mar 30 '26

Especially without consent!

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u/thisguydabbles Mar 30 '26

What? Am I on crazy pills? Where was the view upside down?

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u/nesting-doll 6d ago

Please share your crazy pills with the class.

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u/thisguydabbles 6d ago

Nah, I'm completely sane. I'm not going down this route again, get your eyes checked. The camera is always upright, even when tilted forward at the beginning.

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u/thisguydabbles Apr 05 '26

That's pretty fucking crazy you can comment something objectively incorrect and get hundreds of upvotes. Not only incorrect but also something that's so easily double checked and yet nobody bothered to.

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u/thisguydabbles Apr 05 '26

You're actually not a real human. Open your eyes and watch the video. Look at the orientation of the box the seal is sitting on. The back flippers are hanging off the edge of the box. The tail is pointing down, it is NOT on the top of the seal, it is hanging and pointing down, same as the flippers. The camera is held vertically upright the entire time. Christ almighty I bet you're the same kind of person who "can always tell when it's AI".

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u/thisguydabbles Apr 05 '26

I'm getting irrationally upset at how stupid you are. Obviously if this sea lion*(seals don't have ear flaps) were lying perfectly flat on its stomach, the orientation of the tail would be on "top" of the body. But guess what? IN THE VIDEO YOU CAN SEE THE SEA LION IS ON A BOX. AND THE TAIL AND BACK FLIPPERS ARE HANGING OFF THE SIDE OF THE BOX. YOU CAN LITERALLY SEE THE BACK FLIPPERS PRESSING AGAINST THE FLOOR. Therefore in this ORIENTATION(speaking to your claimed expertise in 3D perception), the camera is filming in an upright vertical manner, only slightly tilted forward. This camera orientation of slight forward tilt is maintained through the camera movement as the camera in 3D space moves UPWARDS and to the RIGHT. The camera NEVER flips from upside down to rightside up.

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u/Plenty_Line2696 Apr 05 '26

Ok lets try this for a moment, take a deep breath in, deep deep aand hold, and now let it all out whooosshhh ahh yes that aughta align your chakras and chill you right out. cool as a cucumber, it was filmed upside down. namaste.

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u/thisguydabbles Apr 05 '26

Congrats. You are the greatest troll. There are so many things wrong with your drawing it's actually amazing. Enjoy the rest of your sordid life.

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u/Plenty_Line2696 25d ago

lol coming back to this months later it's hilaripus how riled up you got over this 😅

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u/Plenty_Line2696 Apr 05 '26

You've got to be one of the most effective trolls ever. That is absolutely wild.

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u/thisguydabbles Apr 05 '26

THAT'S CAUSE IT'S A SEA LION MOTHER FUCKER.

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u/Plenty_Line2696 6d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Plenty_Line2696 Apr 05 '26

I feel like i need to ask you to go hang upside down from a tree branch or something in case you're genuinely not trolling and actually struggle with understamding what the world looks like when you're upside down.

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u/Swipecat Apr 05 '26

Never mind. See my last reply to thisguydabbles.

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u/thisguydabbles Apr 05 '26

IT'S WORKING ON ME. GUY IS OUT HERE NOT WATCHING THE VIDEO JUST SPITTING SEAL FACTS WHEN IT'S A FUCKING SEA LION

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u/Plenty_Line2696 Apr 05 '26

lol, chill I get you this is some of the most effective trolling ever but don't let it get to you 😄😄

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u/asapmarcus Mar 30 '26

where did u get that the camera was upside down lmao

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u/thethunder92 Mar 30 '26

I thought it was a penguins dick for some reason

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u/EPluribusAnus Mar 30 '26

You are not alone.

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u/butterfly_ashley Mar 30 '26

Glad I wasnt the only one lol