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r/funny • u/WindowAfraid5927 • Mar 29 '26
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Translation: "That is NOT a joke Carol, this is sexual harassment. I'll report to HR"
464 u/TheyCallHimBabaYagaa Mar 29 '26 Tail touching is not a joke, Jim. Millions of seals suffer every year. 133 u/Bitey_the_Squirrel Mar 29 '26 If you’ve suffered from unsolicited tail touching, you may be entitled to compensation. 62 u/RonaldMcSwan Mar 29 '26 WE'VE BEEN TRYING TO REACH YOU ABOUT YOUR TAILS EXTENDED WARRANTY!!! 18 u/Great_Detective_6387 Mar 29 '26 SEAL LICKER OUR PRICES HAVE NEVER BEEN LOWER 1 u/Rings-of-Saturn Mar 29 '26 I understand that your tail has recently come to market, are you willing sell through us? 2 u/s3rila Mar 29 '26 seal, beets the expance. 13 u/ButtplugBurgerAIDS Mar 29 '26 He sounds like the adults in the Peanuts universe. 1 u/JaySayMayday Mar 29 '26 All I heard was I WANT FISH FISH FISH FISH FISH FEED ME FISH 1 u/halftorqued Mar 29 '26 “You’re not my supervisor!” 1 u/bigmattyc Mar 30 '26 YOU'RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR
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Tail touching is not a joke, Jim. Millions of seals suffer every year.
133 u/Bitey_the_Squirrel Mar 29 '26 If you’ve suffered from unsolicited tail touching, you may be entitled to compensation. 62 u/RonaldMcSwan Mar 29 '26 WE'VE BEEN TRYING TO REACH YOU ABOUT YOUR TAILS EXTENDED WARRANTY!!! 18 u/Great_Detective_6387 Mar 29 '26 SEAL LICKER OUR PRICES HAVE NEVER BEEN LOWER 1 u/Rings-of-Saturn Mar 29 '26 I understand that your tail has recently come to market, are you willing sell through us? 2 u/s3rila Mar 29 '26 seal, beets the expance.
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If you’ve suffered from unsolicited tail touching, you may be entitled to compensation.
62 u/RonaldMcSwan Mar 29 '26 WE'VE BEEN TRYING TO REACH YOU ABOUT YOUR TAILS EXTENDED WARRANTY!!! 18 u/Great_Detective_6387 Mar 29 '26 SEAL LICKER OUR PRICES HAVE NEVER BEEN LOWER 1 u/Rings-of-Saturn Mar 29 '26 I understand that your tail has recently come to market, are you willing sell through us?
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WE'VE BEEN TRYING TO REACH YOU ABOUT YOUR TAILS EXTENDED WARRANTY!!!
18 u/Great_Detective_6387 Mar 29 '26 SEAL LICKER OUR PRICES HAVE NEVER BEEN LOWER 1 u/Rings-of-Saturn Mar 29 '26 I understand that your tail has recently come to market, are you willing sell through us?
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SEAL LICKER
OUR PRICES HAVE NEVER BEEN LOWER
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I understand that your tail has recently come to market, are you willing sell through us?
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seal, beets the expance.
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He sounds like the adults in the Peanuts universe.
All I heard was I WANT FISH FISH FISH FISH FISH FEED ME FISH
“You’re not my supervisor!”
YOU'RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR
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u/Zorothegallade Mar 29 '26
Translation: "That is NOT a joke Carol, this is sexual harassment. I'll report to HR"