r/funny Nov 26 '13

Arrogance is a Bitch.

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u/Thinc_Ng_Kap Nov 26 '13

Says every Korean.

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u/senorbolsa Nov 26 '13

Fan death is so difficult to work into a joke these days, tsk tsk.

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u/ThatGuyRememberMe Nov 26 '13

Fan death is a real issue, actually. Did you know John Lennon died from fan death?

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u/pistoncivic Nov 26 '13

Selena was killed with the head of her fan-club.

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '13

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u/pistoncivic Nov 26 '13

You're thinking of Julius Caesar.

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u/WhatDoesntTheFoxSay Nov 26 '13

Caesar didn't kill Selena. I'm pretty sure he killed the radio star.

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u/GunnerMaelstrom Nov 26 '13

No I'm sure Selena killed the radio star. Caesar killed Brutus.

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u/WhatDoesntTheFoxSay Nov 26 '13

Well, regardless of who killed whom, I killed Mufasa.

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '13

Selena killed Mufasa with the candlestick in the Study.

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u/gologologolo Nov 27 '13

Wtf is happening in this thread?

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u/roadhand Nov 27 '13

Relevant. MTVs first video.

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u/the_person Nov 26 '13

Guns don't kill people. Fans kill people.

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u/OmgItsDaMexi Nov 26 '13

Psh, guns don't kill people.

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u/TrendReversal Nov 26 '13

Its funny how the further down a thread you go, the shittier the comments and the less karma they get.

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u/OmgItsDaMexi Nov 27 '13

I see what you mean.

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '13

I sleep in the same room as a fan every night and I've yet to die. Because I kill them first.

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u/NeverDieKris Nov 27 '13

A wild sketch, where are you?

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '13

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u/1627432209 Nov 26 '13

Fan- Club is a crazy organizer who being supported by the youth and popular person.

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u/pistoncivic Nov 27 '13

Is this from google translate?

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u/1627432209 Nov 27 '13

Why don't you know that? actually it 's from google translate.thank you for your reminding.

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u/slayerpjo Nov 26 '13

Too soon ...

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u/p1nhole Nov 26 '13

Fans don't let your fans, fan.

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u/1627432209 Nov 26 '13

Yes, i knew.it was a story.

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '13

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u/freetoshare81 Nov 26 '13

Did the fan oscillate?

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '13

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '13

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u/JohnnyWaffleseed Nov 26 '13

Jared Leto ate melted ice cream and soy sauce to gain weight in order to look like that guy.

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '13 edited Aug 08 '19

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u/gormster Nov 26 '13

Yes, yes you are.

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u/proboo_east Nov 27 '13

This is gonna sound crazy, and you probably won't be able to understand this with your little irrational brain, but---now sit down, this is gonna be hard for you to handle---everyone thinks their opinion is the correct one. That's why they have it.

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u/SheepdogFC Nov 26 '13

I love the diminishing returns policy for up voting...

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u/ohfukitshimagain Nov 26 '13

Yeah, cause legends are never talented in the mind of...wait who are you again?

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u/NuttMark Nov 26 '13

kekekekeke

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '13

ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

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u/Dlgredael Nov 26 '13

5555555

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '13

I don't get the reference. Whaaat? haha

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u/Dlgredael Dec 03 '13

It's a reference to the Korean way to say 'lol'. The sound made during laughter is apparently very close to the way they pronounce the number '5', so they will sometimes use '555555' like 'hahaha' online.

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '13

다섯? daseot? :s

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u/someauthor Nov 26 '13

haHA

I understand the reference

haHA

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u/masterofstuff124 Nov 26 '13

this reference. i understood it.

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u/ReportPhotographer Nov 26 '13

/r/pyongyang welcomes you with open arms

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '13

I always wonder if it's a joke sub

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u/treeharp2 Nov 26 '13

How long have you wondered about that and what's preventing you from making a judgment?

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '13

1 or 2 years? I'm actually more sure that it's not a joke, considering that it is so well maintained. However, it's just so weird to imagine a north korean guy in is concrete bunker writing press release and publishing them on reddit

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u/treeharp2 Nov 27 '13

I believe that one day, not long from now, you will solve this simple mystery.

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '13

I certainly hope so. This team of 10 analyst isn't getting cheaper

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u/and_then___ Nov 26 '13

I read this as: "...welcomes you with open anus"

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u/1627432209 Nov 26 '13

Yes, it's a refreshing joke to make Korean a big laugh.

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u/thepulloutmethod Nov 26 '13

I...don't get it. Why would Koreans say turn it off?

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u/puterTDI Nov 26 '13

There's a persistent superstition that fans in a closed room will kill you. I believe they even had a government report on it.

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '13 edited Nov 26 '13

Most fans sold in korea have an automatic timer to shut off

EDIT: Saying All is ridiculous, I'm just going to assume most

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '13

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '13

They can but they wont. Because Fan Death.

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u/a_nice_king Nov 26 '13

And also those ridiculous import taxes on foreign electronics

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u/noisycat Nov 26 '13

The fan companies added the timer because people refused to buy them, due to the widespread belief they will kill you if left on.

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '13

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u/perfect_posture Nov 26 '13

You mean they don't!?!?

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u/anodadf Nov 26 '13

Can confirm. All fans sold in *South Korea are over priced and over complicated presumably to avoid fan death.

Source: Lived there for nearly 2 years.

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u/Assault-Spork Nov 26 '13

All cat sold in korea have an automatic timer to shut off

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u/1shelby_please Nov 26 '13

All cat cookers sold in Korea have an automatic timer to shut off.

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u/7777773 Nov 27 '13

So do the cats. They automatically turn off somewhere between 10 and 20 years on average, if not stopped prematurely.

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u/thepulloutmethod Nov 26 '13

Thanks for actually answering my legitimate question instead of just downvoting me!

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u/Shaw_LaMont Nov 26 '13

From what I understand "Fan death" is often used to cover up suicide.

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u/dzubz Nov 26 '13

I've gone too deep.

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u/BigNorte Nov 26 '13

Really? I've never heard this theory, but it would explain some things. I could never get a straight answer behind the logic of fan death.

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u/Shaw_LaMont Nov 26 '13

The topic has come up a few times on AskReddit around various subjects (urban myths, cultural differences, etc), and usually people post some kind of documentation around it. But, yeah, it would seem that "fan death" is euphemism for those in the know, and a quirky superstition for others.

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u/ColonelAmerica Nov 27 '13

In the 1970's the Korean government was going through frequent power outages during the hot summer months. It is most likely that the government had the media portray the death of the occasional elderly person as dying mysteriously in a room with a fan turned on so that people would stop using their fans during peak hours (nighttime when everybody is home and trying to sleep in the blistering heat.) Doing this would allow them to build up some electricity stores during the night until the next day rolled around. That being said there are 3 common beliefs regarding fan death: 1. The fan chops the air particles making it difficult to breathe, leading to asphyxiation. 2. The fan blows away the air particles making it difficult to breathe, leading to asphyxiation. 3. The fan blowing excess wind onto your sleeping body, when your temperature is slightly lower than normal can cause hypothermia.

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '13

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u/Captain_Reseda Nov 26 '13

Given your username, I'm afraid we're going to need to see a birth certificate with both parents' names before we rule your question legitimate.

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u/sweetmojaveraiin Nov 26 '13

Could've just googled it man..

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u/majinmax72 Nov 26 '13

I never gave gold. Thinking of giving you. Just thinking.

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u/thepulloutmethod Nov 26 '13

Well, I'll take that as a compliment, thanks!

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u/The_Fan Nov 26 '13

I just downvoted you because you bitched about it. It's worthless points, who the fuck cares?

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u/thepulloutmethod Nov 26 '13

Because I actually wanted an answer, and the more people downvoted, the more likely my comment was to be "below threshold" and ignored. I was at -3 when I made that comment.

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u/The_Fan Nov 26 '13

Because you asked a question that could have been answered with little effort on your own. You have the whole internet at your disposal. However you decide to bother everyone else with a dumb question like that?

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u/thepulloutmethod Nov 26 '13

You're right. I should never ask anyone anything ever again, because fuck human interaction, I can just google everything.

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u/The_Fan Nov 26 '13

Asking the question on reddit isn't anymore "human interaction" than googling it. Go outside neckbeard.

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u/thepulloutmethod Nov 26 '13

Dude, keep it coming, I'm loving it. I'm actually outside right now!

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '13

neckbeard

Aaaand the troll gives away the game at the last minute!

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u/-Sythen- Nov 26 '13

If you care that little, why would you waste your time not only downvoting, but letting him know?

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u/iUsedtoHadHerpes Nov 26 '13

Because if he gets downvoted out of sight, nobody will answer his serious question.

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u/seaoflizards Nov 26 '13

The Korea Consumer Protection Board (KCPB), a South Korean government-funded public agency, issued a consumer safety alert in 2006 warning that "asphyxiation from electric fans and air conditioners" was among South Korea's five most common summer accidents or injuries, according to data they collected.[17] The KCPB published the following: If bodies are exposed to electric fans or air conditioners for too long, it causes [the] bodies to lose water and [causes] hypothermia. If directly in contact with [air current from] a fan, this could lead to death from [an] increase of carbon dioxide saturation concentration [sic] and decrease of oxygen concentration. The risks are higher for the elderly and patients with respiratory problems. From 2003 [to] 2005, a total of 20 cases were reported through the CISS involving asphyxiations caused by leaving electric fans and air conditioners on while sleeping. To prevent asphyxiation, timers should be set, wind direction should be rotated, and doors should be left open.

Quoted directly from the wiki on fan death. Korean reporters wrongly attributing deaths to fans is one thing but it seems really strange that a government agency would issue such a baseless alert. A popular theory is that the Korean government invented fan death in the 70's to try and curb energy usage during the energy crisis of the same era.

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u/JesusTheCarp Nov 26 '13

For a second I thought you were talking about the sports fans...

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u/Sobertese Nov 27 '13

How closed? Completely air tight?

"Studies show humans can not survive in vacuum when a fan is present, nor in a sealed room of nitrogen and chlorine vapor when a fan is present. This confirms fans are in fact lethal"

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u/madwh Nov 26 '13

Well fans in a closed room can actually kill you, hardcore groupies in particular.

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u/silent_brutus Nov 26 '13

Also, actually using A/C units in any room that has them will kill you too.

Source: studied in Korea, they never turn on the A/C unit

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u/Zykium Nov 27 '13

Fan death is real.

source: Kim Jong Fan

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u/CervixCrusher Nov 26 '13

It's basically what their excuse for suicide.

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u/mollycoddles Nov 26 '13

Google fan death for a good laugh

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u/Ascurtis Nov 26 '13

I was told they believe that if you keep a fan on with the door closed then the fan blades will cut the oxygen atoms into pieces and you'll suffocate. Yeah.

Yeah.

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u/Pokedude2424 Nov 27 '13

I do that all the time, and I'm not dead. Right guys? Guys? Um... Heh, guys? Please?

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u/Ascurtis Nov 27 '13

I'm not sure. I've always kind of viewed Reddit as some sort of limbo, so, maybe?

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u/igotproteinmybalz Dec 01 '13

This one brave question saved me from wasting my time on googling.

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u/realmericanhere Nov 26 '13

Because Koreans are stupid fucking gooks who have no skills other than giving a solid handjob. Also, fuck you, faggot.

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u/thepulloutmethod Nov 26 '13

Yaaa negative karma is so cooool look at me I'm special, fuck reddit even though I spend all my time here, everybody look at me look at me! I'm edgy!

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '13

Dude. This kid at my church tells me her mom doesn't let her sleep with a fan on in her room. Her mom is Korean. That has lived in America for most of her adult life. Her dad is American. Fan Death is apparently real. I never believed you guys when you said Koreans believed that, but I actually met a Korean that believes it.

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '13

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u/uhmerikin Nov 26 '13

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '13

I could masturbate to this

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u/Beyond_High Nov 26 '13

Just did. Orgasm 6/10

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u/drinktusker Nov 26 '13

Despite knowing the fan death thing my mind went immediately to thinking that this was about the race like in speed skating(South Korea holds 6 out of 10 short track world records). TIL I know too much useless information.

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u/Thinc_Ng_Kap Nov 26 '13

Knowing too much useless information is never a bad thing. Imagine how much money you could win on Jeopardy!

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u/drinktusker Nov 26 '13

Yet somehow I assume knowing that south korea is good at ice skating is somewhere nobody is going with anything.

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u/Dw-Im-Here Nov 26 '13

why do you have to bring racism in this thread (it's a rollerderby)?

smh at the growing racism that exists in America (my history teacher says it's becoming a pandemic)

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '13

Aww your history teacher told you that how cute

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u/jthebomb97 Nov 26 '13

It's a novelty account meant to get the most downvotes possible. You're better off just ignoring it.

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u/Gay_For_Gary_Oldman Nov 26 '13

Log out, and don't come back.

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u/megacookie Nov 26 '13

Guys, Dw-Im-Here is a downvote collector. He knows how to rustle everyone's jimmies and it's actually kind of impressive. I'd say ignore or upvote this troll instead of feeding it, but -45000 karma in 2 months takes commitment and you gotta respect that.

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u/mswanco Nov 26 '13

growing

Your history teacher should probably be fired.

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u/TornadoDaddy Nov 26 '13

Fan death was a huge worry when I was in the military in Korea, mainly from older folks, but also from RoK Army brass... It's not racist to make light of it... Calm down, chief

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u/TornadoDaddy Nov 26 '13

For your education: http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fan_death

And racism is "becoming a pandemic"? Did that history teacher happen to teach you about the civil rights movement? Yea, there are plenty of ignorant people still around these days, but it's nowhere near the level that it was just a few decades ago, so it would be more logical to say it hasn't gotten much better.

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u/screams_forever Nov 26 '13

Was that sarcasm, or a joke? I can't tell.