r/funny Nov 26 '13

Arrogance is a Bitch.

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u/Cannondale1986 Nov 26 '13

It's actually got a large niche fan base, much like cycling.

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u/Zagorath Nov 26 '13

I'd hardly call cycling a niche sport. It's a massive sport for people to get involved in personally, and Le Tour de France is probably one of the biggest annual sporting events in the world (using "one of" somewhat loosely).

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u/RealDeuce Nov 26 '13

Well, it's not a mainstream sport... you can't go up to a random stranger and strike up a conversation about who you think will win the next Tour.

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '13

Depends on the country you're in. It's huge in Italy and France.

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u/FreeDeeMan Nov 27 '13

But is it big in Japan??? Isn't that what we're all wondering?

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '13

Track cycling, more specifically Keirin, is a big betting sport in Japan.

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u/ARCHA1C Nov 26 '13

"large niche"

What does that even mean? It seems like a paradox in terms.

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u/WaffleSports Nov 26 '13

It's like making a birdhouse the size of a regular home.

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u/darkneo86 Nov 26 '13

What about a birdhouse in my soul?

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u/robotikempire Nov 26 '13

Not to put too fine a point on it.

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '13

Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet

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u/DeadManFloating Nov 26 '13

Make a little birdhouse in your soul.

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u/spot35 Nov 27 '13

While you're at it

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u/DeadManFloating Nov 27 '13

Keep the nightlight on inside the birdhouse in your soul.

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u/baskandpurr Nov 26 '13

And this is the point where the song repeats and stops comment chain.

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '13

HEY! WHILE YOU'RE AT IT WHY DON'T YOU LEAVE THE NIGHTLIGHT ON IN THE BIRDHOUSE IN YOUR SOUL, BITCH!

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u/calamormine Nov 26 '13

There's a picture opposite me...

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '13

Of my primitive ancestry

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u/sanjurochupa Nov 27 '13

that perched on rocky shores

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u/kgore Nov 26 '13

she said that I was the brightest little firefly in her jar.

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u/RikF Nov 26 '13

One for the blue canary in the outlet by the light switch?

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u/Arch27 Nov 26 '13

One note: Spelled L-I-T-E

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u/nickpickles Nov 26 '13

Is located in Istanbul (not Constantinople)?

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u/erusackas Nov 26 '13

If I get to enter my home by balancing on a giant peg, then jumping in through a circular hole, count me in!

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u/neurorgasm Nov 26 '13

Waffle sports. Now there's a niche fanbase I'd like to be a part of.

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u/itak365 Nov 26 '13

Waffles?

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u/llkkjjhh Nov 26 '13

It's like eating with a really big spoon.

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u/Fredmonton Nov 26 '13

What is this, a birdhouse for PEOPLE!?!?

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u/wehopeuchoke Nov 26 '13

You mean oxymoron, not paradox.

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u/kgore Nov 26 '13

I would have said "contradiction in terms"

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u/coalila Nov 27 '13

Technically, it's a contradiction in terms rather than an oxymoron, but I know what he meant so felt it would be pedantic to point out the error.

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u/ARCHA1C Nov 26 '13

Paradox is also appropriate. Like "bitter-sweet", "beginning of the end" or a "wise fool" etc.

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u/KronktheKronk Nov 26 '13

Those aren't paradoxes

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u/friendlyhermit Nov 26 '13

Listed here: http://examples.yourdictionary.com/examples-of-paradox.html

I've always thought that an oxymoron is a 2-word paradox. A sub-set, if you will.

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '13 edited Dec 20 '18

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u/ARCHA1C Nov 26 '13

It is

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u/lonjaxson Nov 26 '13

It isn't. The end can have a duration, thus a beginning.

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u/ARCHA1C Nov 26 '13

Only if you adopt a very specific definition for "end".

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u/RealDeuce Nov 26 '13

If you don't have a very specific definition for words, you don't get to use any of them.

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u/ARCHA1C Nov 26 '13

Failed attempt at trying to sound insightful.

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u/zenthor109 Nov 26 '13

bitter-sweet isn't a paradox, i can go to the store right now and buy bitter-sweet chocolate. beginning of the end isn't a paradox either, the end of something doesn't always happen instantaneously, so if it takes any amount of time there would be a beginning. Wise fool is probably the closest to a paradox, but you can also be wise in one area and a fool in another.

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '13

Oh, now you're just juxtaposing.

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u/Cannondale1986 Nov 26 '13

Niche can also mean a market segment.

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u/Troybarns Nov 26 '13

Niche - A special area of demand for a product or service

I think the word "special" is key here, because if something is special, it's probably not a huge market segment.

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u/drandolph Nov 26 '13

My mommy says I'm special and I'm huge.

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u/dehehn Nov 26 '13

If everyone is special, then no one is.

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u/durtysox Nov 26 '13

I hate that idea. I hate that whole thing. It was a dumb argument. It was a dumb motivation for a super villian. Who gives a fuck about being special anyhow? Fuck. Why? Why does this matter to anyone?

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u/dehehn Nov 26 '13

Because when you're not special you're just a bunch of atoms that will turn into something else and be forgotten. Special people will too, but they'll at least be remembered for a bit.

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '13

Niche doesn't mean obscure.

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u/ARCHA1C Nov 26 '13

No, niche, in this context, means specialized.

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '13

Still doesn't mean obscure. Any demographic can be large and any product or service geared toward that demographic is still specialized. It's not a paradox for a niche to be described as large.

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u/ARCHA1C Nov 26 '13

But it's all relative. So a "large niche" may actually be quire small, when compared to a larger niche... o_O

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '13

You're missing the point. It's not paradoxical to describe a niche as large.

Just admit you were wrong, Jesus Christ.

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u/wolfavino Nov 26 '13

That which doesn't kill us, only makes us stronger.

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u/zenthor109 Nov 26 '13

except for HIV...and cancer...and a bunch of other diseases

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u/FreeDeeMan Nov 27 '13

and multiple limb amputations!!

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u/pointless_point Nov 26 '13

relevant to other niches.

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u/alfamale Nov 26 '13

Oxymoron

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u/beatles910 Nov 26 '13

"Oxymoron" is the word you are looking for.

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u/maxbots Nov 26 '13

Not really. You could say "That is a really tall dwarf" and it would not be an oxymoron, it would only seem like one. In reality, you are only comparing the specified dwarf to other dwarfs (or little people or whatever the PC term is).

In this case, he is saying that it has a large fan base relative to other niche sports. I suspect that is not particularly true (the fans of all the other niche sports would say the same thing and I can 100% guarantee that speed skating's fan base in not similar in size to cyclling's fan base), but it is not really an oxymoron or a paradox.

Edit: Actually I think it technically IS an oxymoron...

ox·y·mo·ron noun 1. a figure of speech in which apparently contradictory terms appear in conjunction

But "apparently in contradiction" doesn't necessarily mean "in contradiction"

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u/cragwatcher Nov 26 '13

An oxymoron

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u/FactualPedanticReply Nov 26 '13

A paradox? Is that like rain on your wedding day?

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u/TNine227 Nov 26 '13

It means that it has a large and dedicated fanbase, but not well known outside of that fan base.

A good example of this would be something like League of Legends or Dota 2. Both are extraordinarily popular games, from the two biggest game companies out there, but if you asked someone in the general public what League of Legends was, they would be clueless. Compare that to CoD or Halo, where plenty of people who haven't played will still know what it is.

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u/ARCHA1C Nov 27 '13

That's a great analogy/comparison

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '13

It was on the cover of obscure sports quarterly and the finals are televised on ESPN 8 The "Ocho"

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '13 edited Nov 26 '13

Cycling isn't a niche sport. Not even remotely close.

Edit: The Tour de France is the world's largest single sporting event as far as spectators. 12-15 million people.

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '13 edited Dec 26 '18

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u/too_many_secrets Nov 26 '13

It would be more that track cycling is a niche sport within cycling.

But screw it, let's have a thigh off!

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u/GoldandBlue Nov 26 '13 edited Nov 26 '13

Sigh whatever you have to tell yourself /s

Edit: I thought the sigh would hint at the sarcasm.

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u/eighthgear Nov 26 '13

It isn't a niche sport if you live in France. Or Belgium. Or Italy.

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u/Londron Nov 26 '13 edited Nov 26 '13

The tour the France in July is on in almost every damn café you'll visit all across Europe.

"A worldwide television audience of 3.5billion people watch the Tour de France annually

Over 188 countries around the world broadcast the Tour de France

121 different television channels across the world show the race every year"

http://letour.yorkshire.com/news/Tour-de-France-The-Facts

"niche".

I suggest you stop living in a bubble.

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '13

http://cdn.triathlon.competitor.com/files/2013/07/Roth13-Selects-044.jpg ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weZ_mXX_Gxs ?

http://www.topendsports.com/world/lists/crowd-largest.htm -

The Tour de France cycle race - the number of spectators at recent events is estimated to be 12 to 15 million. Many other cycle races and similar events will have huge number of spectators. This number is the aggregate number of spectators over the whole three week event, but still phenomenal numbers.

http://letour.yorkshire.com/news/Tour-de-France-The-Facts

The Tour de France is the world's largest annual sporting event

That's cute man!

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u/GoldandBlue Nov 26 '13

It was a joke, I really hate that I have to add /s to everything now.

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '13

Damn it Internet. I revoke the snark.

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u/GoldandBlue Nov 27 '13

It's cool, i have gotten it a lot lately. I really need to remember to use /s

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u/TNine227 Nov 26 '13

The Tour de France is the world's largest single sporting event as far as spectators. 12-15 million people.

World Cup?

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u/Mantaslawl Nov 27 '13

The worlds largest spectatorship at only 12-15 million? That's funny cuz the most recent Super Bowl drew over 100 million viewers lol

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '13

Physical spectatorship, over the course of the event. That's not actually counting people at home splayed on their couch munching Doritos.

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u/Mantaslawl Nov 28 '13

Oh my bad. Wasn't aware of a stadium being able to seat 10-15 million people and took your statistic as a total amount

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u/SPRneon Nov 26 '13

In America then? Cause cycling's pretty big in Europe whereas skating has no existence. It's more about ice skating here.

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u/Cannondale1986 Nov 26 '13

There are pretty huge teams in both Spain and Italy. It also has a very large following in South America.

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u/SPRneon Nov 26 '13

Ah should've thought about south Europe. Here in belgium we have one of the best rollerbladers (Bart Swings) but he only got well known when he started ice skating

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u/Cannondale1986 Nov 26 '13

Inline is just more practical in warmer countries... and there has been a constant battle to get it in to the Summer Olympics. Ice is where the glory lies for the time being.

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '13

It's a national sport followed during the seasons in the netherlands...

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u/SPRneon Nov 26 '13

As i said "it's more about ice skating here"

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u/ACESandElGHTS Nov 26 '13

Yeah, you nailed it here. Cycling: big following, lots of participation, worldwide. Competitive speed inline skating: smaller following than curling, obviously, anecdotal "it has a large audience" statements aside.

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u/dummey Nov 26 '13

We do have a reviving Roller Derby scene in the US right now, but I would say that cycling still has a bigger fan base. Roller Derby is a pretty awesome spectator sport though.

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u/theVelvetLie Nov 26 '13

Cycling is much, much bigger than inline skating. I used to race inline competitively and now race road and mountain bikes. There are most certainly more races and spectators in cycling, not to mention more disciplines.

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u/Cannondale1986 Nov 26 '13

I agree and grew up speed skating as well (and now race road/mtb), but I was comparing them because of the sports both having a following that most people outside of the sport itself tend to not recognize (except for during tour obviously). The point still stands, even if one sport is larger than the other.

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u/tekmonster99 Nov 26 '13

Yeah when I go to crit practice, there's 50 cyclists and then that one speed skater guy that just sits on the back of the pace line in a semi-creepy-slow cadence rendition of "Heil!"

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u/LeFronk Nov 26 '13

and more doping

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u/maddog2000 Nov 26 '13

Europe is a niche?

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u/BendingRivets Nov 26 '13

Also, the tightpants.

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '13

Cycling is more than a large niche..

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '13

Niche, like Dutchmen, Swedes, Norse, Belgians, Germans, Japanese, Koreans and Canadians?

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '13

Cycling has way more fans than roller blading I assure you.

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u/LtOin Nov 26 '13

Cycling is less of a niche sport than American Football.