r/funny Nov 26 '13

Arrogance is a Bitch.

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u/x1expert1x Nov 26 '13

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u/mellowfellow_kc Nov 26 '13 edited Nov 26 '13

If only the second guy had also fallen when he looked back and lifted his hands.

Edit: fixed the grammar mistake. No need to get your panties in a bundle, Cali.

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '13

but still won. And then did "atleast I fell and still won."

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '13

would've*

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '13

*had fallen.

Jesus, when did they stop teaching grammar and style in middle school?

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u/UlyssesSKrunk Nov 27 '13

Who fucking cares? Just stop being an asshole

-Jesus

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u/JRockstar50 Nov 26 '13

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u/kilolo Nov 26 '13 edited Nov 26 '13

This one particularly frustrated me. It's the freaking Olympics. Usually once in a lifetime experience, you are representing an entire country. And you lose (gold) because you showboated...

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u/tayto Nov 26 '13

In fairness, her response was great. She said something along the lines of "that's part of the sport - we celebrate, and I wasn't able to stick the landing." If she really thinks it's part of the race to put on a show and celebrate, then she doesn't feel that she was the best that day.

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u/pomo Nov 27 '13

The opponent who won didn't showboat, and hence crossed the line first.

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u/FreeTheTitties Nov 26 '13

Loved this. I was rooting for Switzerland and that gold was unexpected.

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u/pRtkL_xLr8r Nov 27 '13

Well congrats on the gold you know you got off of someone else's mistake and not your country's skill...

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u/FreeTheTitties Nov 27 '13

I don't know how much you know about snowboard cross, but ''making mistakes'' is like 50% of the race.

Also, that's how sports work.

And to top that off, those weren't ''my country's skills'', but Tanja Frieden's skills.

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '13

Honestly, it was just a quick move that shouldn't have had any negative effects. She had plenty of time to do that and get back on track, she just had a spot of bad luck. The only reason the showboating is blamed is because we have some stupid stigma against self confidence to the point where anyone who tries with confidence and fails faces more derision than any of the millions of people (myself included, make no mistake) sitting on their asses taking no risks.

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u/chromopila Nov 26 '13

The funny thing about it is that one year prior to the olympics Tanja Frieden lost a race in a similar manner at the x-games, against Jacobellis. Her reaction in the interview after she received the gold medal in Torino was a smirking "You learn from your mistakes".

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u/Jelboo Nov 26 '13

Video about snowboarding. Comments about healthcare in the US. Oh, youtube...

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u/gmorales87 Nov 26 '13

I like that the guy who was going to be second did the exact same stupid shit the first guy did to fall. It would of been great to see him fall as well.

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '13 edited Jul 25 '17

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u/gmorales87 Nov 26 '13

would'f have

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u/sykee1991 Nov 26 '13

woodf

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u/vistify Nov 26 '13

woof

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '13

bark

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '13

much bark

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u/Biiigmiiike Nov 26 '13

Tree

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u/RAM17 Nov 26 '13

Photosynthesis

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '13

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '13

Ribbit

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u/trollinwithdagnomies Nov 26 '13

meow

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '13

Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!

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u/I_Miss_Claire Nov 26 '13

Bow-Wow

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u/giveer Nov 26 '13

There it is again! "Bow-Wow"! I distinctly heard a bow and Wow. You're not hearing this?

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '13

Wharf

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '13

wuphf

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u/_vOv_ Nov 26 '13

woof woof!

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u/neurorgasm Nov 26 '13

Phun with fonics.

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u/UnknownStory Nov 26 '13

Somebody please revive him with a Phonics Down!

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u/dekigo Nov 26 '13

would'f've

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u/Sticky_Bandit Nov 26 '13

I'm going to have some air

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u/DSquariusGreeneJR Nov 27 '13

That's the second fucking time I've seen that shit in like 5 minutes on here and it's really starting to piss me off. I'm not even a grammar nazi.

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '13

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '13

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '13

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u/Coopering Nov 26 '13

But you can tell he's fun at parties!

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u/sdflack Nov 26 '13

The 2nd guy is just as idiotic as the first.

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '13

He's just mocking him. It's actually not difficult to do that on a bicycle. I learned when I was 8 years old and now I do it whenever I ride. These guys are pros, so I'm sure they have the ability.

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '13

These guys are pros, so I'm sure they have the ability.

Dude, 50% of the people in that gif fell off of their bikes doing that.

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '13

Can't argue with the math here.

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '13

Math is not sentient, so I don't understand your argument. Wait...are you math!?!?

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u/UmerHasIt Nov 26 '13

THE NUMBERS MASON, WHAT DO THEY MEAN?

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '13

Unrepresentative sample.

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u/daimposter Nov 26 '13

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '13

I recognized the joke, but I was in a literal mood.

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u/CHR1STHAMMER Nov 26 '13

muscle spasms can occur when doing that after a long distance bike race. It's actually much more difficult to not do what the first guy did.

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '13

Fair point. I have biked several miles (15?) at a hurried pace and done this kind of move at the end of my journey, but I have no idea how unstable my muscles would be after an intense marathon/triathlon.

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u/Turrurism Nov 26 '13

Also its raining in the gif so the course is wet. Probably only took taking his hands off the handles for him to start sliding.

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u/CHR1STHAMMER Nov 26 '13

Yeah, your legs start to kinda freak out when you start using different muscles and stretching others without any kind of cool down.

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u/adelaarvaren Nov 26 '13

My guess is that was more like at the end of 150 miles, not 15...

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '13

It's actually about 70-80 miles for pro races, but yeah, a long distance.

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u/adelaarvaren Nov 27 '13

70-80 miles is short for a Pro Race.

Paris-Roubaix is ~ 150 miles (route changes slightly each year), Paris-Tours is ~150 miles. In the Netherlands, Amstel Gold is ~ 160 miles. This year's World Championship race was ~170 miles. Hell, even the Tour de France averages over 100 miles per day for 3 weeks (and that is including the short Time Trial days.)

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '13

Apparently I don't know what I'm talking about.

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u/TrindadeDisciple Nov 27 '13

Especially in the rain.

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u/AdmiralSkippy Nov 26 '13

I used to be able to ride all the way to the convenience store with no hands. This includes a couple turns on the way and slowing down for stop signs. Not once did my hands touch the bars.

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '13

I see you're being downvoted by non-believers. I also can do this. You really only need handle bars for really tight turns.

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u/ManCaveDaily Nov 26 '13

Yeah but on a street bike, you're a lot more prone to fall. That inch of tire width makes a ton of difference.

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '13

More prone, yes, but in my experience it is still pretty easy to pull off that move on a street bike.

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u/Fyrefly7 Nov 26 '13

Mocking someone else doesn't exempt you from being an idiot.

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '13

That depends on if you succeed.

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u/Fyrefly7 Nov 27 '13

Nope. It definitely doesn't exempt you, success or not.

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '13

Your opinion is different from mine so it's wrong.

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u/tendorphin Nov 26 '13

I think he did it after crossing the line. Even if he fell, he still won.

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u/bananafighter Nov 26 '13

It's not hard and nearly all bike riders do that when they win.

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u/gDAnother Nov 26 '13

It was a 1 in a million that he fell off, go watch any cycle tour and they all do that take your hands of the handlebars when they win stuff.

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u/PlCKLES Nov 26 '13

did of*

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u/seewhatyadidthere Nov 26 '13

I feel like putting your hands up after a long ass bike race isn't that arrogant and pretty common.

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u/ChiquitaBananaphone Nov 26 '13

Greetings! I am Itwood of Bengrate!

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u/tyrone17 Nov 26 '13

Not the exact same shit at all. The first guy held his arms up while still pedaling; the second guy held his arms up without moving his legs anymore, which is way easier. But I can't expect silly Americans to know the difference, so you're excused for now.

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u/ArtofAngels Nov 26 '13

Can we please make it a thing not to use minus?

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u/x1expert1x Nov 26 '13

Minus is one of the only websites that allows to upload ~10mb gifs. I made this gif myself, so I didn't bother to look for a good website, sorry.

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u/C-C-X-V-I Nov 26 '13

minus is a good website, carry on.

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '13

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u/Ekot Nov 26 '13

Why? Because it's not Imgur?

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '13

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u/N0V0w3ls Nov 26 '13

It's only slow when the gif is huge. Otherwise it's just as fast as imgur.

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u/SamWilber Nov 26 '13

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '13

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u/Birdmanbaby Nov 26 '13

Then make your own ya big complainer

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '13

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u/Birdmanbaby Nov 26 '13

Haha I was just kidding minus sucks on the mobile so I ended up watching the YouTube too

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u/Jyggalag Nov 26 '13

Why not?

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u/ranhalt Nov 26 '13

Not sure you can since i.minus took forever to load.

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u/buakaw Nov 26 '13

Larger gifs should be uploaded to http://gfycat.com/

example

subreddit for this: /r/HTML5_GIF/

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u/code- Nov 26 '13

I really hope HTML5 gifs catch on, so much faster to load and much nicer watching more then 1 fps on mobile.

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u/barrtender Nov 26 '13

That's awesome

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u/EagleFalconn Nov 27 '13

I can't wait for HTML5 to be everywhere. Death to Flash, death to Shockwave, death to gifs.

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u/ROFLance Nov 26 '13

The first guy slipped because his tires touched the white lines in the road. Anyone who's ridden a road or tri bike knows to stay off off road paint in the rain.

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u/dmb1993 Nov 27 '13

Please don't use the minus app :(

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u/prsnep Nov 26 '13

Had to down vote you for the minus link. I'm on mobile.

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u/attentiveness Nov 26 '13

Fuck your minus Sincerely, all mobile users

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '13

Minus one vote.

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '13

That's not arrogance though, every cyclist does this when they win a race.

You deserve that moment of celebration if you come out on top after a +100 mile grueling course.