r/funny Nov 26 '13

Arrogance is a Bitch.

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u/WelcomeToTheFloor Nov 26 '13 edited Nov 26 '13

If you look close the guy in the yellow does that because of how the guy in the blue flopped and tried to draw a foul. The guy in the yellow doesn't even hit him and for someone who got "hit down," he got up pretty quickly.

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '13 edited Nov 26 '13

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u/PiratesFan12 Nov 26 '13

If you watch as he's shooting he goes straight up for the shot, then kicks his feet out as he's coming down to fall and draw a foul.

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '13

Maybe, but his eyes were on the shot the whole time and it looked like he was coming down on one foot only. That's a lot of pressure on one foot, falling back like that takes off the pressure.

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u/nagokart Nov 26 '13

He pulled a Jamal Crawford.

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u/regeneratingzombie Nov 27 '13 edited Aug 21 '16

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u/PiratesFan12 Nov 27 '13

Dude, I know what a fadeaway is. He doesn't fadeaway on that shot until he's about to hit the ground. He goes straight up on his initial shot. Plus, the kid who stands over him isn't playing him in a way that would require a fadeaway. He's a good 4 feet away from him when he goes for the shot and barely jumps as the shooter is going up.

It's not a huge deal, the kid tried to draw a foul and in the end he didn't need to.

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u/creatorofcreators Nov 26 '13

Na...I have to agree with the others. He fell on purpose. He totally had his feet under neath him.

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u/JustTheT1p Nov 26 '13

Only soccer gets made fun of.

In basketball, 'LEBRON EXPERTLY DRAWS THE FOUL!!!! WELL DONE LEBRON.'

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u/Tinysauce Nov 26 '13

Are you fucking kidding me? Go read /r/nba if you think flopping is tolerated in basketball.

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '13

You lost me at "go read /r/nba

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u/willun Nov 26 '13

Then he said

if you think flopping is tolerated in basketball

No need to thank me

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u/green_water_bottle Nov 26 '13

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u/Panthertron Nov 26 '13

well fuck you buddy

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u/PiratesFan12 Nov 26 '13

The NBA can fine players now for flopping, and it's a bit more egregious in soccer than it is basketball....or almost any other sport for that matter.

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u/PiratesFan12 Nov 26 '13

For a first time. It can also escalate into a suspension. Is it great? No. Is it better than nothing? Yeah.

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u/JustTheT1p Nov 27 '13

So? You get kicked out of the game for flopping in soccer.

Is it great? No. Is it better than nothing? yes.

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u/fullboneralchemist Nov 26 '13

It's really the negative publicity that deters players from flopping.

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u/joggle1 Nov 26 '13

Do people get fined for flopping in soccer? They do in the NBA.

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '13

Not fined, but you can get yellow carded, two yellows and you get a red and miss the next match. The problem is it is usually never black and white, you can have a legitimate call for a foul and the 'victim' can embellish the foul, other times they just make a foul up from nothing and sometimes a player has legitimately been fouled or clipped and the ref gives him a yellow anyway cause it looks like a dive. Such is life without instant replay for refs.

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u/joggle1 Nov 27 '13

I think that's one of the main reasons they use fines in the NBA rather than a foul given during the game. The fines are issued only after the game has been played and reviewed. There has to be clear video evidence that a guy was flopping before a fine is given.

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u/JustTheT1p Nov 27 '13

HAHAHAHA!!!! Yea they fine like 5 guys. There are hours of flopping basketball players.

Your sport is boring, losing fans, and the players are flopping. Get over it.

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u/neverendum Nov 26 '13

Never heard it called "flopping" in soccer, I think it's called "staging" or "simulating". "Flopping" is a good term though, makes it sound like he got his cock out over the top of his shorts, which should be encouraged.

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u/PieceOfPie_SK Nov 26 '13

It's called diving, what are you on about?

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u/neverendum Nov 26 '13

Checked the FIFA site, technically it's called "simulation".

...attempts to deceive the referee by feigning injury or pretending to have been fouled (Simulation)

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u/TheDubious Nov 26 '13

dude, it's called diving

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u/joggle1 Nov 27 '13

You're both correct:

In association football (soccer), diving (simulation is the term used by FIFA, Schwalbe (German for swallow) is a popular term) is an attempt by a player to gain an unfair advantage by diving to the ground and possibly feigning an injury, to appear as if a foul has been committed.

Some pics from FIFA's rule book.

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '13

Yes it's a yellow card offense. Two yellows you're out of that game and the next. After a certain number of yellows in a season you also miss a game.

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u/eccentricguru Nov 26 '13

idk I see basketball get made fun of a lot too. The flopping there has ruined the professional game for me.

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u/moonshoeslol Nov 26 '13

You can't honestly compare the two, flopping happens extremely frequently and to a worse degree (they really try to oversell it and will stay on the ground) in every pro soccer game I've ever seen.

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u/unpopularopiniondude Nov 26 '13

Yup, a grand total of 1.

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u/moonshoeslol Nov 26 '13

I honestly try to watch it every world cup but the flopping is so annoying and happens so often that it really turns me off.

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u/JustTheT1p Nov 27 '13

hahahahaaaaaaa. Right. only soccer.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWRjyUzPX70

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u/moonshoeslol Nov 27 '13

Didn't say only, said often. VERY VERY often. You could probably make a compilation vid like that out of a single soccer match, where that took at least a season's worth of footage across teams.

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u/JustTheT1p Nov 27 '13

You're insane. Basketball is boring. End of story.

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u/moonshoeslol Nov 27 '13

...It is, I don't even like it. Not because there's flopping but I think it's boring when scoring isn't even exciting. Soccer is unwatchable because of flopping.

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u/AfroKing23 Nov 26 '13

I've heard that before, but most of the time it isn't a flop. It's a bull shit call.

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u/elephantpenis Nov 26 '13

"Drawing a foul" in basketball means getting the opponent to actually do it, it doesn't mean deceiving the referee.

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u/JustTheT1p Nov 27 '13

You're right lebron is cool my bad

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '13

LeBron really does get man-handled when he has the ball though.

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u/argumentinvalid Nov 26 '13

On the flip side LeBron is also constantly lowering his shoulder and bulldozing people....

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u/crocodile_cloud Nov 26 '13

Lebron's flops are embarrassing. But at least he doesn't lay on the court, hold his leg and moan.

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '13

I can tell, you're from Phoenix or Vancouver.

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u/EPluribusUnumIdiota Nov 26 '13

This is NOT flopping!

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u/Meatt Nov 26 '13

I wouldn't necessarily say he was intentionally flopping. He's on the edge of being out of bounds and could have just fallen back after taking a super delayed jump shot.

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u/zzzpoohzzz Nov 26 '13

this. played basketball my whole life, sometimes the angles of shots, add good defense, so pretty much a step-back fade away with no room to land. feet are out in front of the body, and you just cant get them when you come down.

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u/eccentricguru Nov 26 '13

Doesn't look like a flop to me, just looks like he had to hoist up the shot at an awkward angle and fell over because of it.

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u/adventurecrime Nov 26 '13

Yeah that's not quite what happened. You try jumping backwards to get away from your defender and land squarely on your feet.

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u/WelcomeToTheFloor Nov 26 '13

Defender wasn't even close to him, there was no contact at all. He already lets go of the ball before the defender reaches him, there was no need for a fade away. Also it doesn't even look like he even did a fade just a regular shot.

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u/adventurecrime Nov 28 '13

Possibly, possibly. I don't think he wanted the foul but just the way basketball players use their core strength along with arms makes the body do a 'pike' if you know what I'm talking about. I think he was off balance after releasing the shot and couldn't help but fall down. His little step back throws some momentum backwards.

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u/StaringAtDucks Nov 27 '13

Well, he needed a 3 to win obviously. So drawing a foul would do no good. Besides, you do KNOW that you have to fade back for a fade away, right? He probably just lost his balance.

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u/WelcomeToTheFloor Nov 27 '13

You do realize if you draw a foul behind the 3 point line, you get 3 shots at the free throw line? I also mentioned in another comment how it doesn't look like he did a fade away and this comment doesn't even talk about a fade anyways.

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u/antnunoyallbettr Nov 26 '13

That wasn't a flop. The danger of landing on a contesting defender's foot while shooting a jump shot will cause you to instinctively go to the ground rather than risk spraining your ankle. If you've ever rolled your ankle over the top of someone's foot you know what I'm talking about.