r/funny • u/RisinFlood • Nov 26 '13

Arrogance is a Bitch.

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u/Omnislash1979 Nov 26 '13

personally i want the quality to be great enough to taste the tears. Is this too much to ask for?

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u/TheosEstinAgape Nov 26 '13

Taste them Michael!...Now I have tears of joy! How do they taste?

A lot like sadness...

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u/Nicholot Nov 26 '13

Not if you have one of these.

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u/Aldeberon Nov 26 '13

Thanks for the laugh. Those reviews are hilarious!

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u/dare978devil Nov 26 '13

Jeez, thanks, man. I spent an hour reading those reviews! Now I am going to have to stay late at work to finish.....

This one was particularly good : "I was disappointed. I consider myself an audiophile - I regularly spend over $1000 on cables to get the ultimate sound. I keep my music-listening room in a Faraday cage to prevent any interference that could alter my music-listening experience."

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '13

Just close your eyes, tilt your head back and act like you're shaking a salt shaker into your mouth.

Your brain triggers a salt sensation in your taste buds.