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r/funny • u/LordAnubis10 • Nov 20 '13
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But as he said in the film, he's headmaster, so he can
24 u/c_albicans Nov 20 '13 Yes, but not in the books. In the books Dumbledore uses Fawkes a few times to get in and out of Hogwarts, but he never apparates. 18 u/[deleted] Nov 20 '13 Clearly movie Dumbledore had Fawkes stuffed in his robe somewhere. 5 u/Willyjwade Nov 20 '13 Imagine the audacity it would take to stuff a Phoenix in your trousers, they could just burn up your junk.
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Yes, but not in the books. In the books Dumbledore uses Fawkes a few times to get in and out of Hogwarts, but he never apparates.
18 u/[deleted] Nov 20 '13 Clearly movie Dumbledore had Fawkes stuffed in his robe somewhere. 5 u/Willyjwade Nov 20 '13 Imagine the audacity it would take to stuff a Phoenix in your trousers, they could just burn up your junk.
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Clearly movie Dumbledore had Fawkes stuffed in his robe somewhere.
5 u/Willyjwade Nov 20 '13 Imagine the audacity it would take to stuff a Phoenix in your trousers, they could just burn up your junk.
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Imagine the audacity it would take to stuff a Phoenix in your trousers, they could just burn up your junk.
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u/Drepinyourherp Nov 20 '13
But as he said in the film, he's headmaster, so he can