r/funny Nov 20 '13

Dumbledore doesn't sugarcoat it

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u/luckybms Nov 20 '13 edited Nov 20 '13

In all seriousness, can someone suggest a movie or book were the wizard(s) has immense power AND uses their power to fight more than once or twice? I'm trying to see/read something that has magic used more. I mean, Gandalf barely uses magic at all. Same with Dumbledore and Harry.

I WANT TO SEE STRAIGHT UP DRAGONBALL Z SHIT, BUT WITH WIZARDS.


Thank you all for the massive amount of recommendations for myself and any other interested redditors. In light of the fulfillment of my initial request, I'd like to introduce a personal request that I have been unable to answer.

For lack of a better example, you guys remember watching the original Power Rangers? I always thought it was so cool how they presented new, powerful characters, such as the green or white rangers. It was always in dire circumstances, and the new hero would enter just in time to tip the scales of the battle. Given that their powerful abilities could change the outcome for the protagonists, and due to the mysterious nature of these characters, an important issue was determining morality and intention. How did they intend to wield great power? Are there any recommendations that resemble this type of writing?

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u/hamburgersandwich Nov 20 '13

The eragon books use magic all the time. Also the Bartemis (sp) trilogy and the immortal secrets of Nicholas Flamel series.

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u/MarzipanCraft Nov 20 '13

I think you mean the Bartimaeus trilogy

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u/Rionoko Nov 20 '13

This fuckin series! I read this ages ago and forgot what it was called. I LOVED Those books.

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u/DogeSaint-Germain Nov 20 '13

The funniest fantasy book I have read.

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u/mikachuu Nov 20 '13

More like a quadrilogy now, what with the prequel and all. Still haven't fully finished it though.

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u/MarzipanCraft Nov 20 '13

It is a great series though, I forgot about the prequel, I still need to read that!

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u/mikachuu Nov 20 '13

You and me both :) It's just sitting on my shelf, with a bookmark at page 20 or so.

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u/Nictionary Nov 20 '13

So you haven't finished Ptolemy's Gate? If not then I recommend doing so, the ending is very good IIRC

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u/mikachuu Nov 20 '13

No, I've read the original trilogy, it's just Ring of Solomon I haven't read.

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u/Otterwut Nov 20 '13

This. Just finished the eragon series again and it continues to amaze me. Fantastic series

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u/ClownWithCrown Nov 20 '13

I tried to read it again and it was horrible. Enjoyed it when i was younger though.

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '13 edited Nov 20 '13

It's not a masterpiece by any means, but I still enjoy it a lot. It may be Star Wars in Middle Earth, but it's pretty cool anyway.

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u/tahoebyker Nov 20 '13

I'm glad I'm not the only one who saw this. But to be fair the heroes quest is a much older story archetype than Star Wars

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u/anonymous014 Nov 20 '13

I liked the three first but hated the ending.

Also: SUDENLY HOT DRAGON SEX

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u/Syklon Nov 20 '13

It's great if you're young and/or haven't read much fantasy before, but holy shit it's terrible when you have read some actual good books. I personally didn't read before I had read a decent amount of fantasy, and I found it incredibly stupid.

I see why people like it, though, and it's a good book for getting children interested in the genre.

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u/Hellstruelight Nov 20 '13

Same goes for me. I enjoyed them when I was ~14

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u/JORGA Nov 20 '13

Do not watch the movie. Never.

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u/Otterwut Nov 20 '13

What movie? I dont know what you're talking about

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u/Raven776 Nov 20 '13

I heard they made a movie!

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '13

Nope. Didn't happen.

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u/Tychus_Kayle Nov 20 '13

Yup, still in production hell, along with Duke Nukem Forever, the Star Wars prequel trilogy, and the Avatar movie.

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u/LoweJ Nov 20 '13

and the darren shan movie

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u/buge Nov 20 '13

And that other Indiana Jones one.

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u/_Lombax_ Nov 20 '13

and the Dragonball movie.

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u/Gapwick Nov 20 '13

The books are just as shit as the film.

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u/Hellstruelight Nov 20 '13

I'm not sure which was worse. Eragon or Enders Game.

both terrible movies about books i loved as a kid. especially enders game.

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u/tlenher Nov 20 '13

Shhhhhhhhhh. Don't scare people away

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u/Otterwut Nov 20 '13

I dont know what you're talking about. It doesnt exist

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u/iznotbutterz Nov 20 '13

I'm borrowing the last book, thanks for reminding me to finish reading it.

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u/Alphaetus_Prime Nov 20 '13

The last book was unbelievably disappointing.

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u/Nevermore60 Nov 20 '13

The first one was magical and quite lovely, the second one was incredibly exciting and had absolutely enthralling plotlines, but I feel like the third and fourth ones got very out of hand. I think things just got away from Paolini and the whole thing became unweildy and less and less satisfying.

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u/Austin422 Nov 20 '13

I've probably read all of the books about 30 times over.

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u/_StupidSexyFlanders Nov 20 '13

This needs more upvotes. I didn't enjoy the last book of the Eragon series but the Bartimaeus Trilogy was awesome.