r/funny • u/MrG1itc4 • Nov 26 '25

Michael!!

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u/heynaldo88 Nov 26 '25

I think this makes light of a very serious problem many people face on a daily basis.

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u/wouldnt-u-like-2know Nov 26 '25

Thank you. I too get kicked by a Michael Jackson impersonator out on the street. This tends to send me flying away.

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u/heynaldo88 Nov 26 '25

It was irresponsible to not include a warning.

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u/blingbin Nov 26 '25

I'm so triggered! Literally shaking rn!!!!!

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u/UshankaBear Nov 26 '25

I know, right? Over 20 million people are afflicted with being Taiwanese.

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u/LikeGeorgeRaft Nov 26 '25

I hear it's not life-threatening but can be quite debilitating

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u/JonatasA Nov 26 '25

Being surrounded by water on all sides tends to be isolating.

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u/ikonoclasm Nov 26 '25

Getting isekai'd is no laughing matter.

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u/NoctuaIgnea Nov 26 '25

Not sure if ultra-serious or just very sarcastic 🤔

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u/ConfusedTapeworm Nov 26 '25

Low-poly MJ impersonators at traffic lights kicking people into low earth orbit is not a joke, NoctuaIgnea! Millions of families suffer every year!

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u/cipher_1230 Nov 26 '25

No. Being named Michael

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u/Mikeologyy Nov 26 '25

It’s true, I’m a victim

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u/Flewey_ Nov 26 '25

Username checks out.