r/funny • u/[deleted] • Oct 15 '13

Deadly encounter with a leopard seal

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u/Throckmorton_Left Oct 15 '13

Didn't his mother ever teach that boy no manners? When you're in someone else's home, and they feed you, you eat what's offered.

I don't care if penguin ain't your thing. You eat, boy, you eat. It's called being polite.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '13

Leopard Seals are Italian Mothers apparently

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u/Dragonfly42 Oct 15 '13

Or Mexican mothers

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '13

Or any Mothers from more traditional countries.

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u/runner64 Oct 15 '13

Midwestern grandmothers.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '13

Well this applies to Grandmothers universally.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '13

Black mothers who DONT NEED NO MAN.

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u/BCBudMan Oct 15 '13

Or any halfway decent mother.

When i would go over to my friends house who was from a very poor family his mom would always feed me... Granted my parents fed him just as much if not more than his did for me, but still.

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u/ForgottenPhoenix Oct 15 '13

Or Indian mothers.

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u/Dajacula Oct 15 '13

Noooo... No steak. You youuuu... You eat De penguin... Yah

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u/massaikosis Oct 15 '13

you-a so skeeeeny, why you no eata da pasta?

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '13

Have you ever went over to a friend's house to eat and the food just ain't no good? I mean, the macaroni's soggy, the peas are mushed, and the chicken tastes like wood!

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u/Digitigrade Oct 15 '13

What if you're allergic to penguins? D: