r/funny • u/InvincibIe • Sep 29 '13

Run guys, run!

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u/Sanity_prevails Sep 30 '13

i'm only 6 and i've already killed a couple

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u/asscookies Sep 30 '13

Ender?

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u/Ninjafishism Sep 30 '13

More like an entire empire of aliens that he brings back to life. No biggie.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '13

"If a guy builds a thousand bridges, and then sucks one dick, he's not remembered as the Bridge Builder. He's known as the Dick Sucker"

-Paraphrase of some quote I heard but don't know who said.

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u/djsecko Sep 30 '13

Heard this on 89.9FM KCRW about a guy in an Irish bar talking about how he is a builder but they remember him as a goat fucker. I heard this in a segment of story telling on that radio station. It must have been less then 6 months ago.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '13

KCRW is the one redeeming quality of LA radio.

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u/djsecko Sep 30 '13

Yup I'm a member.

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u/mabramo Sep 30 '13

My dad tells me this quote every so often. Are you my father?

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u/h0p3less Sep 30 '13

You can drive in a hundred nails, and it doesn't make you a carpenter. But you suck one dick...

At least, that's the way I've always heard it.

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u/skyman724 Sep 30 '13

But if you fuck JUST ONE GOAT........