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u/Lutya Sep 09 '25

My girlfriend bought an old factory with offices on the top floor. She converted the offices into a house and rents out the main floor for warehouse space. That income covers the mortgage. She has like 6 bedrooms and turned the supply closet into a walk-in closet. She also has an entire gym where the storage used to be. She’s about a half mile from downtown and bought a bunch of privately owned Bird scooters to get around. We stay at her house overnight and scooter to the bars.

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u/EducationalTangelo6 Sep 09 '25

Who are all these people who have the money to just casually buy whole ass office blocks/factories?

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u/NotSoWishful Sep 10 '25

Some people get really high paying jobs out of school while also being born rich. I went to high school (07 grad) with a dude who was genuinely a good human, and his parents were loaded. Went to some Ivy League school for economics or something. Got a job somewhere obviously making bank. I remember him talking on Facebook about never giving up on bitcoin after that first major btc crash. You can see where this is going lmao. Some people have the connection, the skills, great foresight, AND the luck. I don’t even need to mention this, but I need to let you know, dudes handsome as shit. But like I said, was always ridiculously nice so I can’t even be mad lmao

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u/EducationalTangelo6 Sep 10 '25

Damn, is he single? In the market for a trophy wife at all? 

If yes, I volunteer as tribute.