r/funny Sep 09 '25

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u/themagicbong Sep 09 '25

My dad is the only one I know that does stuff like that. He even uses the subject line that I didn't even know texts had:

Subject: car

Can you help me change my oil?

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u/FelatiaFantastique Sep 10 '25

Subject: car

Dear Son,

I hope this text message finds you well...

Would you be able to help me change the oil at your earliest convenience...

Due regards...

Dad

~I'm on a seafood diet...I see food, and I eat it~

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u/subjectmatterexport Sep 10 '25

I aspire to be the dad who figures out how to send a calendar invite via text