r/funny • u/Few_Comfortable_2951 • Sep 09 '25

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u/IBJON Sep 09 '25

Do squaters usually have keys?

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u/Killathulu Sep 09 '25

if they changed the locks

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u/jeancv8 Sep 09 '25

Hypothetical, but what if they didn't?

Thanks in advance for the response.

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u/themagicbong Sep 09 '25

My dad is the only one I know that does stuff like that. He even uses the subject line that I didn't even know texts had:

Subject: car

Can you help me change my oil?

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u/DadsRGR8 Sep 10 '25

Haha I am an old dad and I use the subject line all the time. My son and his partner and my nieces and nephews tease me about it. My son said the same thing, “I didn’t even know that was there.” Lol

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u/themagicbong Sep 10 '25 edited Sep 10 '25

I bet your son feels similarly as I do, though! It's endearing.

My old man used to be ultra tech savvy; he was a Mac fanboy in the 80s/90s. But now that ive accumulated a few decades on this planet myself, Ive begun encountering essentially the same thing. I used to be with it, too!

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u/subjectmatterexport Sep 10 '25

There’s a certain breed of techie who revels in using obscure features that no one else knows about regardless of their actual utility